>visiting another country >"Anon, where are you from?"

smart kraut, if I ever met a German I would shoot him.

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>Anon, where are you from?

>s...southern france, honhon

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>>77909415
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"I'm from the Netherlands"

>>77909415
Why do Germs do this?
Mentally ill retards.

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>where are you from
>denmark
>what???
>i mean germany
>ahhh guten tag

>>77909415
I'm Greek

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>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"I'm from It... Switzerland"

Are you me?

>tfw no swiss gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-UfPCubsE

>>77909415
>Anon, where are you from?
>The U...Canada

>>77909415

you can spot a german from 1 mile away

>>77909722

you can spot an italian from 2 miles away

>>77909603
DANES BTFO ONCE AGAIN

>>77909722
You guys are too swarthy to pass as Swiss

>>77909889
stupid subhuman

>>77909838
What about someone from Ticino?

>>77909889
>>77909838
Never heard of Ticino?

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>visiting another country
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Germany"
>"Hahaha look at this cuck, he is from Germany! Be a good goy and pay reparations now or I'll call you Nazi again!"

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>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Russia"
>"LEAVE UKRAINE AND SYRIA ALOOONE YOU FUCKING NAZI"

How do we get rid of Iki?

>>77909983
nuke this shithole

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>"Anon, where are you from?"
>M-Malaysia
>"Malaysia? Hmm never heard of it"
>You know about the missing plane?
>"Oh yes now I remember. There's another one that being shot down, right? I'm very sorry"
>Thanks, y-you too

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>>77909983
We wait for his inevitable suicide
>>77910073
Here, Malaysia is pretty famous due to a popular series of adventure books set there, but people will expect you to look like this

tfw everyone recognizes american accents

>>77910073
People here know about Malaysia but they think of it as just another one of those sex tourism countries

>>77910185
When I hear American accent irl I feel like I'm in a movie or tv show

>>77909982
>"Anon, where are you from?"
"I'm from Russia"
>Player has left the game

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>visiting USA
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"G-Germany"
>"My nigger! I am 6/48th German myself, my great grand mother's boy toy was from Johannisburg"

>>77910356
>6/48th
disgusting it should it 3/24ths

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>>77909415
tfw I had been telling other people where I was from before I knew my country spreading hentai products all over the world.

>>77910430
>>77910356
Even worse it should be 1/8 you dumb fucks

>>77910482
>>77910430
actually it should be 0

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>>77910174
Pic related is me in Italy probably 20 years ago. As a kid it's funny to see baby angel peeing fountain. I saw boobs on tv (soap ad). Pretend to have seeds on my hand so pigeon would gather around me. Good times.

>>77909595
Because if you tell people you are german they will instantly hate you.
Especially in other euro countries and in anglo countries

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>"Anon, where are you from?"
>I'm Mex... I mean Ameri... Oh no, wait, I'm Guat...oh fuck... no damn good countries in the area, Cuban?

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>"I'm am from Al-I mean Japan"

>>77910790
Why did you take a photo with our military police?

>>77911016
My parents saw them and asked them is it okay for me to have a picture with them. You know, touristy stuff.

>>77910356
>Leaving an unreduced fraction
Jimmies rustled

>>77909595
Because you don't go on holidays so people can yell at you for ww2 and the EU.
It's also way easier to socialize that way because foreigners are mostly dumb and build their opinion on stereotypes which are not very good on our side tb h.
It's not really retarded btw

>>77910356
>visiting USA
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"G-Germany"
>"Heil Hitler amirite"
>*Nazi salute*
>*Commences exaggerated Nazi March*
>*Tells Holocaust jokes to see if Hans will laugh*

>>77909415
I've never done this but unironically considered it.

>>77911380
I did it just to compare some reactions and it worked.

I just have to say one word and people can tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70

>>77911347
Tell a good holocaust joke

>>77909415
There are many Germans in Kiev. Nobody hides the place where he came from.
Why Them do this?

>>77911529

>Why Them do this?

>>77911269
>>77910821

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> Visit other country
> I stepped on the man's shoes as I crossed the traffic lights
> He looked at me
> Ah..... Smimasen..

>>77909415
Even here nobody cares idiot.

>>77909415
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>*starts singing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOzUHYwPms

>Where are you from?
>Canada
>Oh, what state is that in?
>M-Maine? ;(

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>visiting europe during summer
>burnt as fuck
>"hey where are you from?"
>"turkey"
>"hey you look like spanish"

>visiting USA early spring
>not burnt at all thx winter
>"hey are you from north-east?"
>"no turkey"
>"i could swear to god you are an american"

hmmm

>>77911269
Finland is water.
German is fish.
Come to water and relax.

>>77911822
I'm too poor at the moment

>>77910946
Panamanians are pretty based.

When they find out that you're German the Brits will ask if you still burn jew in your garden and stuff like that

memes aside burgers and brits are probably the most ignorant people in this world

>>77911718

there is hope

>>77911822
that is very nice of you finland if only anyone wanted to go to your fucking county other then going to kill yourself

>>77911864
26 euros from Bremen.

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>be in UK
>taxi driver asks where im from
>germany
none the wiser, done this three times now

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>>77911795
converted cuck....

>>77911896
If you take "burn jews" jokes serious you should consider suicide

>>77909722

>Hey anon where are you from?
>I'm from It-... Romania.

.>>77911958 obviously a dumb American didn't get the point

maybe just go to usa an get shot

>>77909722
>>77912005
Why would you lie about this? I'd love for people to think that I'm Italian.

>>77911988
That's pretty dumb tho. They don't like germans either.
Say you are russian

>>77911896
i once walk past a group of you krats once here in FL digging a huge hole on the beach and told them and ask why and one of them said

>D-Day Syndrome

made me kek

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>go to foreign country
>act like a complete fucking cunt to everyone, ruin hotel rooms, disrespect national monuments and customs
>"hey where are you from?"
>"straya m8"

>>77911990
coverted as in?

>>77912059
>I'd love for people to think I'm a lazy greasball that lost wars against literal niggers

You krauts are really delusional about this hate
World War 2 was long as fuck ago
Most people in America and even the U.K. have German ancestry
Stop victimizing yourselves

>>77912059
>>77912059
т. шытaлиян дияcпopa

>>77912133
Hey, as long as you're white and from Northern Italy you're fine ;)

>>77909415
>visiting another country
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"Je ne comprends pas ce que vous dites. Parlez français, je vous prie."

>>77912221
>je vous prie
I am what?

What?

>>77912112
WTF I love Jews now

>ameri-Canada!

>>77912277
https://translate.google.fr/?hl=fr#fr/en/je%20vous%20prie

>>77912221
>Oh, desole mais je parle seulement un peu de francais

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>where are you from anon
>I'm European .. hhahaa

>>77912356
That doesn't make sense though.

>>77911795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9XRox6kKMw

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>Where are you from Anon?
>Eh.. Syria.

>>77912403
>Je vous prie
>I you (many) beseech
>Do x, I beg you.
It makes perfect sense.

>fuck off dirty ugly moor
>im spanish
>sangria fiesta paella!

>>77912513
Why do French people talk like kings?

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>>77912112
Based jews

>>77912467
wtf.

>>77912558
because it's the languague of king you peasant

>>77912627
WE

I'm from The Ne-

Holland.

>>77912586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCI5A-fn0m8

>>77912646
NOUS ETIONS ROY ET MERDE

>>77912071
That's even dumber, why would you turn tables against yourself? Everyone hates Russians, because they associate us with "Russo-touristo" and our shitty government.

I really love shema-

girls

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>"Where are you from, Anon?"
>BLOODY LANDIN YA WANKER
>"Ah yes, merry old England. How go things on the other side of the pond? Still got that queen?"

works like a charm every single time

>>77912139
Tbqh I do it more to make the socializing less annoying.
Foreigners have this weird tendency to take stereotypes serious.
People unironically believe we are all workaholics, cold, blonde, unfunny etc and when they have this stereotype in mind they will warp everything you do into some shit they can complain about.
For example tell a joke and say you are swiss, people will laugh, say you are german and people won't laugh and will just say "uh that's so typical german" because they are so brainwashed with these stereotypes. Same goes for example with the french. If a french guy doesn't want to give you a cigarette then people will say "uh typically french are so egoistic" and not just say "wow this dude is so egoistic". Or they instantly think an American is stupid and will just pretend everything you say is wrong.
This of course only applies for the dumb mainstream population but still, people are fucked in the head.

>>77912712

i don't hate russians :)

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Why don't just being yourselves?

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>>77912755
I should try that some time.

>>77912112
Underrated.

>>77912712
nobody hates russian

>>77912402
in your defense, no one knows what a Bulgaria is

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>>77909415
>visiting london
>cab driver asks what state i'm from
>a-actually i'm from canada

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>where are you from?
>englund m8

>>77912991
>not just working "aboot" into your first sentence
it's not that difficult

>>77912627
Maybe be a Frenchman worse than a German.

- Where u from? France? O, is this that country where so love white flag?

>>77912692
he has a pennstate shirt too. who is this guy?

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>>77909415
>"Anon, where are you from?"
>"Isr.. Umm, Jewish Autonomous Oblast"

>>77912991

to be fair there are american and canadian accents that sounds stupidly similar, northern midwest and ontario are some of them I think

>>77913182
im not sure what you are trying to say, but the white flag is a stupid meme, france has the best military history in the world, hundreds of year of victory

>>77912403
who gives a fuck? "you're welcome" doesn't make sense either as an example

>J-jeg er Amerikansk, snakker dere Engelsk?
>COME PARTY WITH US ANON WE LOVE AMERICANS

>>77912950
I wish, now everybody in EU associates us with gypos.

>>77913276
Why are you baited this easily?

>>77912835
deep
our only problem is people asking for weed

>>77911492
>What's the difference between a camper and a Jew?
One comes back from camp

>>77913338
are they wrong

>>77913347
i can't not reply to a (You)

>>77913405
This and the hitler gas bill are so overused here.
But fair enough you win. I still find it funny.

>>77913276
Nevermind, i didnt want say something bad about your country. I mean what every country have a own shame.

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>>77913504

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>>77912112
Every time

>>77913487
Eh the most common one here is the Volkswagen joke
>How many Jews fit in a Volkswagen
18, two in the front two in the back and 14 in the ashtray

>anon where are you from??
>amer- I am Greek

>>77911822
Finland does sound comfy, have to visit it some time

>>77913451
Gypos are like 8-6% of the pop or something.

>where are you from?
>Lazist- I am Greek

>>77913718
>lazistan
gtfo rum.

>>77909838
you can smell them from 3 miles away

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>Where are you from?
>Russ.. Moscow

>>77913730
Man, I have question. Can foreigner not muslim got love from turk girl?

>>77914030
Islam says non-Muslim men can't marry Muslim women

>>77914030
sure man its very easy actually you just have to follow this very easy step:

>be blonde

done.

>>77911670
nice one

>>77912139
Anti german mentality is still alive and well for example in America and the UK and there is nothing wrong with not wanting to encounter it.

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>>77914182
It's very well alive here too. Come to Italy and be ready to be served a knuckle sandwich, Kraut

>>77914321
Sorry to break it to you but I carry two knives and a bike chain for situations like this, especially on travels.

>>77911896
its just banter lad

>>77914435
every joke has a bit of reality inside.

>>77911988
everyone will know unless you put on a shitty accent

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>heroically help an old lady who had fallen down in while in the UK
>they probably think it was an American who saved them
MY GLORY

>>77914435
The banter excuse lost a bit of truth from my experience tb h.

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>>77909415
>"where are you from anon?"
>"Britain"
>they proceed to get excited and practically lick my balls despite the fact that my country has provably invaded theirs at some point

>Be dirty spic
>Have hairy ass arms
>Look Arab as fuck
>''Anon, where are you from?''
>Syria

No joke, I had one guy at the local bar ask me that and I strung him along for 45 min before finally telling him I wasn't Arab. I told him If I was Arab I wouldn't be in this bar drinking fucking Pabst and eating chicharrones.

>>77912558
because we wuz nobles n sheeet

>>77913182
weak bait, Igor

>>77914418
Sure you do, though guy. I can't wait to curbstomp your sorry pale mug as I shove your weeb toys up your ass

>>77914688
there is a joke in turkey about how french used to stink so bad they had to invent parfume

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>>77909415
>trashing another country
>"Anon, you're too brown, where are you from?"
>"I'm from Mex... Spain"

>>77914719
I don't really stink

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>where in America are you from, anon?

>>77914712
I strangled a guy almost to death with the chain once. Would do it again, unfortunately I live in a peaceful boring village where nothing ever happens.
Also trying to impress some guy on the internet with violence is dumb and autistic, can we please stop?

>>77909415
>I strangled a guy almost to death with the chain once.
Sure and then you woke up with a big strain in your bedsheets

>>77914722
Just forget we even exist Wilson Jose Tocotipepe

>>77915066
Whatever you say Luigi.
My point is "be careful who you fuck with", you know just a helpful advice.

>>77914808
but canada IS in america, North America to be exact

>>77909415
>visiting another country
oh wait americans don't visit other countries

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I just say I'm from Denmark or Norway

>anon where are you from?
>Australia
>really? You look Chinese
>no I am vietnamese from Australia

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>Where are you from? England?
>no I'm Scottish
>ahhh yes I like you much more than English people
Everytime

>>77909415
>me? i'm from a-austria hehe
>yes arnold haha, no no no kangaroos there heh

>>77910821
Lol, not here.

>>77916488
Can confirm