>make dish with rice, seafood and some veggies
>call it paella
>people from spain go mad
Laughable. Why are they so invested in something that doesn't affect them? How can someone be so pathetic that he has to define himself through a food he probably never made himself in his life?
>>77905804
>be Spaniard in Bosnia
>whip out my massive cock
>Bosnianon stares at it in awe
>"¿p-para mí?" he asks
>"No..." I say, gesturing towards his mother
>"p'a ella"