Post the three worse enemies of your country by order of importance in history.
1: UK (England) - the eternal archnemesis
2: Germany - the extreme heavy madness
3: Spain - the colonial scourge of the seas
1. Egypt - Only Arab state that isn't a meme
2. Iraq - No need to thank us for saving the world from Iraqi nukes :^)
3. Iran - Former greatest ally ;_;
We don't have any enemies.
There are certain countries who dislike us but we don't dislike them back.
>>77901962
gommunism
>>77901962
1: Spain - Conquered, to shit to maintain us as a colony tho
2: United Kingdom - yuropoor cunt stole our beloved islands
3: Chile - Backstabed us in the only war we ever fought
1. Colombia
2. Colombian Elite
3. Colombia
>>77902797
>Conquered
Wut? There wasn't even a civilization there to conquer, just a few arrow chucking jungle bunnies.
>>77901962
1. Communists in the south - used to be okay with them, until the US and USSR started sticking their noses.
2. China - current events
3. Filipinos
>>77901962
1. Brazilians.
2. Brazilians.
3. USA.
>>77901962
1.Germany - do I really need to explain this?
2.US - our rival since 1917
3.Turkey - our natural enemy. We've been fighting each other for centuries.
>>77902797
>Spain
Eduardo pls
1: the eternal Euro - final boss, our constant scourge and menace
2: the eternal Steppeman - was finally defeated after inflicting heavy damage
huge gap
3: the eternal Turk: cucked us out of the straits, but we are cool now
>Religion
>Moors
>England
T. Spen
USA
Europe
Greece
Poland, Russia, Poland
>>77901962
Fixed.
Loser
>>77903949
Polan senpai you forgot someone... please
China
Pakistan
Myanmar idk they just can't stop sending insurgents
>>77904012
REPEAT THAT
>>77904623
>repeat that
Here you go
UK
Germany
North Korea
>>77903058
Settling our enmity for just a moment here, godspeed against the turkroaches
>>77904787
You're trying my patience
>>77904855
Shhhhhhh anon, tell them about the time you guys were a military power 150 years ago
>>77904855
It's a joke, mon ami francais. I actually like France.
Pakistan
India
Bangladesh
>>77904855
>>77904887
[spoiler]ps thanks for all the cheap land[/spoiler]
>>77903058
>2.US - our rival since 1917
Nah that shit died in the 90s. Only drunken vatniks still think Russia is a superpower.
>>77901962
1. Korea - Asian Jews no need to explain.
2. US - Real Jews no need to explain.
3. UK - Real Jews' mothership no need to explain.
>>77904887
>implying we're not secretly a military superpower
>>77904930
GIVE BACK
I
V
E
B
A
C
K
>>77905094
really dude? calling SoKos jews instead of the chinese? you know how I know YOU'RE an english teacher?
>>77902930
So pretty much how you were until the Arabs conquered you.
>>77901962
Spain
Spain
Spain
1 denmark
2 russia
3 -
>>77901962
1. Germans - natural enemy for centuries
2. Russians - commies reee
3. Austrians - muh 300 years of darkness
1. Jews
2. Jews
3. Jews
>>77901962
Israel
Mexico
Germany
>>77905228
Korean's butthurtism is greater than any other Asian races as far as I know. Chinese are just only money-oriented in similarity to Jews.
>>77902797
> 3: Chile - Backstabed us in the only war we ever fought
Facundo, recuerda la plaza de mayo, 2 de abril.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OQI_I82NM
El único que traiciono a Argentina tiene nombre y apellido: Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri.
China
Mexico
Israel
1: Chile
2: Chile
3: Chile
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chilean_coups_d%27%C3%A9tat
>>77905210
You sold it to us fair and square
>>77904988
>Only drunken vatniks still think Russia is a superpower.
So 75% of Russia?
1. USA - they tried to integrate us
2. USA - they tried to topple the regime
3. Spain - they suck at keeping colonies
>>77902797
>yuropoor cunt stole our beloved islands
Um, no sweetie xoxoxo
1. The United States, which works ceaselessly to undermine and diminish the power and prosperity of the United States.
2. Russia, consistent and respectable rival.
3. Idk, Iran or North Korea or somebody
>>77901962
1. Italians themselves
2. Church
3. Gypsies
>>77904012
K E K
E__K
K E K
>>77901962
frogs
germany probably
spain probably
>>77904793
>UK
idiot
The world
>>77901962
1: Emus
2: Drop bears
3: Asians
RUSSIA
CHINA
NORTH KOREA
1. British
2. Confederate States of America
3. Germans
1.Russians - natural enemy for a millennia
2. Swedes - subjugators and rulers
3. Germans - love/hate relationship, mostly love though
Pretty much only Russia, or as ex-defence minister Jyri Häkämies said in 2007 "Finland today has three main security problems: Russia, Russia and Russia"
1.)The world
2.) The Jews
3.) Ourselves
1.USA WW2
2.Russia Russo-Japanese war
3.China Sino -Japanese war
why this tiny island have to war against huge countries and have to win 2/3 of them?
>>77910697
Because you declared war on them
>>77901962
1. Italy
2. Italy
3. Italy
Germans
Turks
Bolan
>>77911110
What are you realtions with the turks? I have no idea about it actually and all of russianfags posted the turks in their top3. What's the deal?
>>77905244
nigga wut?
>>77911145
We've had a lot of wars in the past. Nowadays we are kinda partners and in general have good relations, except some episodes when Turks shot our plane in Syria.
>>77911390
Well, at least you rekt them most of the times as i see.
>>77905210
GIVE BACK
I
V
E
B
A
C
K
>>77913265
>wanting the retarded inbred child of T*scany and S*rdinia
>>77901962
ours is same
1. France
2. Germany
3. Spain
>>77913309
fuck you fellow spaghetti it's still some space where you can put things and also grant some jobs, or why not, you could even use it as an immigrant containment
>>77913457
>Corsica
>jobs
lel
>>77909841
1: Russia
2: Russia
3: Russia
4: Red finns
>>77905591
No Russia?
>>77903050
what?
Israel, China, Russia
>>77913605
too bad you can also switch it like this
>Italy
>jobs
sooo... immigrant containment?
1. Germany - the root of all evil
2. USA - the ones who took our place as the world's most influential country
3. Nobility - no need to say anything
Special mention for Albion which is our friendly enemy
1.Russia(rivals since forever)
2.China (leftists love this fucking country though so it's only half)
3.Argentina.
FUCK ARGENTINA
>>77913774
We already have a semi deserted island full of violent natives for that
>>77913790
>France
>ever being the world's most influential country
>>77901962
France
Germany
Maybe Scotland, or Spain
>>77913910
what the hell Argentina did to the USA?
I smell the chicano here, so why they did to Mexico?
>>77913910
>China
We fought against China once, for about 2 years. You think they qualify as one of our 3 worst enemies, by historical importance?
1.Moorland
2.The perfidous Albion
3. Fr*ance
>>77901962
1.) Eric
2.) Cartman
3.) Eric Cartman
>>77902107
Sorry former Lizard ally. I hope we can get over our differences to fuck over Iraq again
>>77905210
Do you really want it back? I live in Louisiana and it's not really something to brag about
>>77915150
This.
Honorable mention to ourselves.
>>77901962
1. Soviet Union / Russia - Gommunists who supported the wogs
2. China - Gommunists who suppoted the wogs
3. Israel - Supported the wogs while selling us weapons
Bonus: The Anglosphere - Supported the wogs along with the reds despite the cold war
>Iranian
1. Arabs for fucking over our culture and forcing people to convert
2. Mongols for killing 15 million people
3. Britain for constantly starting shit, causing the shah to come into power, then helping cause another revolution, and also causing a famine that took out a quarter of the population in 1917
4. Turks and Russians- honorable mentions for constantly invading and trying to take Iranian lands. Rip Caucasus.
>>77901962
1.Canada-The lame younger brother/hat.
2.Mexico- The Kababs of North America
3.The Philippines- The Mexico of Asia.
>>77913265
I'd gladly do that.
>>77916368
Is it true most Iranians are atheist?
1.Yanks for destroying the empire
2.Irish for stabbing us in the back
3.Danes
When the french were the enemy they were honourable at least
>>77903058
>Turkey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
>>77901962
China
Iran
NK
>>77916611
Iran Dindu Nuffin.
>>77916532
>Britain speaking of honor
Max par
>>77916676
>>77916611
Fuck I misread OP and thought he said current.
Russia
Britain in the Far past
All others are nothing.
1:Enemies of democracy.
2:Enemies of capitalism.
3:Countries that hate us because we ruined thiers first.
>>77901962
1. USA
2. USA
3. USA
Say what you will about France and Spain but in their own ways they were each doing what they thought was better for our people.
>>77916854
>doing what they thought was better for our people
lmao
-USA
-Guatemala
-Ourselves
-the bloody yanks again (they also hapen to be our greatest (((ally)))
>>77916886
Spaniards thought they were doing good by introducing them to Catholicism, I suppose
>>77910697
In all honesty you didn't win against Russia they gave up and let you have those few tiny worthless islands which are cold and rocky as fuck.
>>77916887
But we are your greatest ally anon.
>>77916532
>Danes
you include stuff from Vikangz era but don't put French on?
also Scotsmens were far more annoying to you than Irish.
1) Moors (including India, persian gulf, somalians, other muslim kangz, SEA and ottomans)
2) Castille and Spain with help of the French sometimes
3) Dutch with initial help from the Anglos
>>77916854
Stop sneaking in and idolizing our culture.
Bean man.
>>77902797
what the fuck are you saying, those 3 are our best friends you fuck
>>77901962
1. Every Sudaca shithole
2. Alge- France
3. United Niggerdom
>>77920625
Should've said Spain. Castile is fucking dead, amigo
>>77901962
(spain)
1. UK - Pirates and rats, rewrite and corrupt history to look like winners
2. France - Fuck napoleon, thanks to him colonies independized
3. USA - Last shot to the empire, was also partly responsible for the colonies becoming free
>>77901962
America doesn't really have enemies or allies. It has nations who are temporarily conducive or opposed to its interests, and the entire planet mimics mass American culture, but there are no long-term bonds or enmities. The USA is just a blunt machine that acquires capital and power
>>77920803
Kek
what is the reason that hispanic countries are enemies of spain?
>>77920965
They hate us.
>>77920965
"Son, I am disappoint" would be my guess. That, or "fuck, why didn't you save me?"
S'ok. I still love you.
Japan
Indonesia
China
1. Denmark. The eternal enemy. 21 wars, they started most of them. Bullied us when we were poor and backwards in medieval times.
2. Russia. Many wars since medieval times. Ended our relevance eventually.
3. I don't know. Poland maybe? We had quite a lot of wars.
1. Japan
2. Indonesia
3. Don't have one really
>>77916532
>invade a country
>starve out the local population
>flood the northern region with scots
>"wow wtf why did they revolt"
1.China - Absolutely subhuman cunts.
2.Turkey - Muslim cunts with a disgusting culture.
3.New Zealand - Barely even sub-human to begin with but otherwise to small to cause any trouble.
>>77922410
quintessentially /r/australia post
1. France
2. The UK
3. Ourselves
>>77922410
Still mad about Gallipoli?
1. Peru: very dangerous country that will go to any length to protect its allies, which leads to...
2. New Zealand: Peru's right hand man. America hasn't been able to invade to control the global sheep stock because of their advanced military and Peru's loyalty.
3. Peru & New Zealand: these two together are enemies of capitalism and will stop at nothing to destroy the US and free world.
1. The Confederacy, traitors, betrayers, the worst kind of enemy
2. England- the original enemy, like all of our enemies they are now our bitch
3. Germany- the dog we like to kick
honerable mentions: mexico, back before we annexed half of them, and USSR, a great heel for us to rally our allies against
>>77922432
>t. chinese student living in melbourne
>>77922456
What else is there for me to be mad about?
>>77922686
literally have convict ancestry try again champ
>>77904793
>UK
They haven't been in any real conflict with the US since the war of 1812.
Probably our most reliable ally in Europe at the moment.
>>77901962
the south
germany
germany round 2, electric boogaloo
>>77922700
>t. happa living in melbourne
1. US: Even though they helped us a lot, it was for there own interest. Giving us "independence" when we were not a country in first place.
>build a canal
>give it for free
2. Colombia: Why u treat us like shit, if u cared about us, we would still be part of you.
3. Costa Rica: GIVE COTO BACK
>>77918886
France is first and we all know it, and vice versa with us for you
>>77922551
New Zealand??? It's always the quite ones
>>77908174
>no wogs
>no lebs
>no marmite
>>77916852
You ruined yourselves first, and you weren't content with that, so you ruined the world.
That being said, everyone else is also to blame. Britain is the only innocent party in all of this.
1.) japs, nobody likes them
2.) pedros, sure they were here an order of magnitude longer than the japs but they advanced civilization and shit
3.) chinks because what is international law
>Spain: they have stolen our gold and their translation on everything sucks
>USA: fucking rednecks, racists and trump
>Argentina: they think they are better than us lmao
>>77903058
>1.Germany - do I really need to explain this?
to be fair, our relationship went from alliance to total warfare
>>77925396
Mexico extracts more gold every year in modern day than what Spain extracted in the entire colonial history.
>>77925270
nobody hates japs anymore papi, and
>pedros
lmao nobody cares about them.
>>77901962
Not recent but historically maybe
1. USAUAUSUSASUSUASUAUSUAUSAUSUAUASUSUASUAUS
2. Spain
3. France
>>77925396
kek
1.Masons- Anti-catholic garbage that imploded the country from the inside
2.Jews-Usurers and plotters that tried to undermine the country and its morality
3.Muslims-Agressors and agents of the antichrist that only wanted the destruction of my country
>>77901962
3. UK
2. Brazil
1. Argentina
Stop hating Germany!
>>77904988
Russia is eternal. Wolrd just have to deal with it, like we do
>>77901962
1. U.S.A. - they are world leader (main host)
2. Poland - they have too much german clay, also a horizontal neighbor (a niggerish one)
3. (You) - Powerful, cultured horizontal neighbor, not germanic. LARPing as us (Franks)
>>77901962
1. UK
2. Russia
3. Mexico
They all have stood up to the might of the US and failed miserably in their pursuit of dominance
>>77926482
1.Jews
2.Mexicanos
3.Niggers
1. France
2. Japan
3. Spain/UK
>>77913790
>2. USA - the ones who took our place as the world's most influential country
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>77926293
>total warfare
All for nothing
>>77927765
>They all have stood up to the might of the US and failed miserably in their pursuit of dominance
>>77928004
:333
1.France
2.England
3. Holland
KOREA
KOREA
KOREA
>>77901962
1. Germany (obviously)
2. America (Cold War)
3. Turkey or Sweden or France or even Japan (since we had many wars with these countries in the past)
>>77928422
>many wars with France
doubt.jpg
All the former empires that ever existed had a bone to pick with us
now they dont exist anymore or are extremely butthurt, for example
1) Austrian-Hungarian empire
2)Russian empire/USSR
3)OTToman empire
4?)Bulgaria (kek)
>>77902107
I will destroy you Jew
>>77916532
>Irish for stabbing us in the back
Wow are you serious now ?
>>77928515
>War of the Polish Succession
>War of the Austrian Succession
>French Revolutionary Wars
>Napoleonic wars
>Crimean war
>>77928583
The only wars we really fought against each other were the French Revolutionary Wars, Napoleonic Wars and Crimean war, tb h
1.england or france
2.ottomans and other moor shit
3.fucking barbarian protestants( holland and shiieet)
4. sudaca colonies
>>77905210
no take backs
>>77928633
>adding another number for his colonies in the americas
that's really sweet desu
>>77901962
1. Fiji - we oppose their new regime after their coup
2. France - bombed the greenpeace boat. we don't particularly care for greenpeace here but bombing was uncalled for. relations good since
3. ??? can't think of a third
we don't really have enemies
1. Denmark
2. Russia
3.
>>77928633
disgusting papist
i bet you'd suck the popes cock if he told you it'd bring you salvation
1.tayyip
2.çomars
3.çomars
From a historical perspective the French-German enmity lasted longest and had the deepest cultural roots. It cost less lives than the eastern Front during WWII. Poland formerly was our ally, but indeed fucked over by the Prussians and the nazis.Therefore
1. La France
2. Soviet Union
3. Polska
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French%E2%80%93German_enmity?wprov=sfla1
>>77901962
>>77901962
1. Israel - Israeli Jewish lobbies control US govt to further their interests (ewige Jude)
2. China - Hivemind collective consistng of a billion amoral insectoid subhumans. Actually pose a threat to US/western hegemony
3. - Mexico. Exports subhumans to US which bring drugs, crime, and poverty. Mexicans refuse to assimilate and seek to takeover the country with their inferior stock
4. Russia - Total shithole joke of a country. Even though it has a garbage military it still thinks it is 1975 so it gets testy with and pushes NATO. Nukes and potential to hack make them somewhat threatening even while possessing a gdp slightly higher than Spain
>>77930280
>Your own biggest enemy wouldn't exist if you would not support him.
>>77905390
well.... you could not have killed a fuckton of their ppl... maybe they wouldnt be so butthurt... or maybe, just maybe... YOU EXCUSE YOUR PAST MISTAKES HOWBOUTDAT
History buff here, unlike OP
1: Habsburgs
2: England
3. Germary(including german states)
>>77928251
What was that Muhammed? Upset by the freedom Americans enjoy while you're cucked by the royal family?
>nationalism
is there anything more blasé?
>>77930606
this, "Germany" did not exist and the tiny states were no threat to France.
The Habsburger were their arch enemy for centuries
>>77931300
>What was that Muhammed?
ah yes
G*rmany
R*ssia
T*rkey
>>77932012
Nations are important friend, they keep brown people where they belong.
>>77901962
1. Britain (England) - Perfidery.
2. Dublin - For inviting the English here, then becoming their most loyal subjects.
3. Norway - Ruined our golden age.
>>77932012
>is there anything more blasé?
Internationalism/Humanism tbqh senpai
>>77933997
brown p*ople are the most nationalistic
>>77902797
You fought in a war against Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay and I think Brazil influenced your politics to the point where it could count as a war
>>77934212
They only recently discovered the joy of hating even browner people though. In any case, the problem is (modern) democracy, not nationalism.
1. China
2. USA
3. Russia
historically
>finland
currently
>north korea
both currently and historically
>japan
jap media and jap internet are obsessed with south korea
>>77905094
Quite right. Two teas.
>>77934885
>Russia
For what purpose? Russia poor shithole that asking Japan for money.
1. beans
2.italians
3.mongoloids
1. Jew
2. Feminists
3. BLM
>>77935051
Because it's a great power around Japan. Russia's always been somewhat in geopolitical rivalry with Japan ever since it reached far east, even though it's not so fierce these days.
>>77934885
China being a asshole to you guys? Well thank yourself for that by going full autistic in the early 20th century to WWII and absolutely cucked Asia out of her stability so the commies had a chance to move in. If N.Korea nuked you a third time, remember that you can't blame anyone but yourself.
1. France. Started a sovereignty movement in my country. May de gaulle rot in hell.
2. USA. 1812 never forget.
3. Germany because of the world wars and that.
>>77928558
1. Turkey
2. Hungary
3. Gypsies
>>77928569
*teleports behind your airforce*
*crosses the suez*
nothing personnel... kid...
1.) France (Rainbow Warrior and nuclear tests and trade bullshit)
2.) Turkey (le gallipoli meme)
3.) Japan (you figure it out)
>>77935741
>>77935896
How do we stop the eternal frog?
>>77935921
I think they are getting revenge for us all by themselves.
1. argentina
2.- brasil
3.- bolivia
fuck i really hate them especially the first
>>77936232
u gonna go cray cray again?
i was shocked to see lots of people mention japan, what have we done to deserve this
>>77901962
1: Germany
1: Russia
3: idk
>>77901962
1. Russia- the eternal pinko jew commiecrat ruskie socialist brainwashing anti-capitalist genocidal Chernobyl putin fucking shithole
2. Japan- 2 bombs weren't enough
3. Germany- fucking Nazis
>>77905094
Japan is literally the second most jewish asian country though (after South Korea)
You jewed yourselves so much that you had several uprisings where businessmen and even your own prime minister was assassinated because they jewed the population too much.
The Zaibatsu and criminals control your country.
We have no enemies, we destroyed them all.
We are now destroying ourselves because we're bored. I blame France desu.
>>77936254
i'm gonna fight them again but never cry
>>77936745
rare?
>>77915156
t. scott tenorman
>>77936583
pretty sure by jew he meant an extreme sense of victimization (muh 6 million and such), not socioeconomic structure
>>77901962
>Russia
>Luxembourg
>Liechtenstein
>>77936855
>Ethiopians
>Libyans
>Greeks
>>77925396
Of course Argentina is better than mexico.
>>77934956
Very good
>>77905388
Dumbest answer in this thread (from my cunt)
Only Germany maybe I could see now but Israel and Mexico aren't our enemies just because you're a poltard who dislikes them...
s*eden
>>77901962
This thread is about historical enemies not people you don't like you autistic faggots. If you're posting any Western European country, Israel, Mexico, or any other allied country you're literally retarded and should suicide immediately
>>77935741
>Started a sovereignty movement in my country. May de gaulle rot in hell.
Praise de Gaulle for showing the eternal anglo!
>>77935896
>Rainbow Warrior
Hibbies rekt :DDDD
>>77913973
that's true though
>>77936373
anime
Since the Lithuanian flagbearer is presumably busy roleplaying with anime pictures, I'll give it a go on his behalf.
1. Russia - Fucked by the Empire and by the Soviets for centuries on end. By some miracle managed to survive, but still not recovered mentally, socially, economically, and probably never will, until mass exodus is followed by mass extinction.
2. Germany - The Teutonic knights, to be more precise. And sure, Memel region (Lithuania minor) was always German to begin with, and sure, Hitler only took back what belonged to Germany in the first place. But still.
3. Poland - We had a nice Grand Duchy going then you guys had to come and fuck shit up for everyone involved. Cheers lads.
>>77901962
>UK
>Spainish monrchy
>Brazil, but only in futbol
I don't hate uk, but i dont hate the millitary junta either. I only hate peronchos.
>>77936232
>"fuck i really hate them especially the first"
Si no terminas la medianera no te pago
>>77936373
Anime
In the past:
1. Moors: Basically all kingdoms of medieval Spain were built against them.
2. Protestants (chiefly England & Holland). Because Felipe II had inherited some chunks of land that later embraced protestantism so that they could get independence.
3. France. Ferdinand the Catholic wanted Italy and France did too.
In the present:
1. Some Spaniards.
2. Latin America: Commie/you_stole_our_gold_it's_your_fault_we're_poor_ kind of people. They seem to think we owe them something.
3. Muslims. No need to explain.