>be american >be morbidly obese >go to mcdonalds >buy

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2017-08-03 11:41:09 Post No. 77894739
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 11:41:09 Post No. 77894739 [Report]

>be american
>be morbidly obese
>go to mcdonalds
>buy 5 burgers, 2 extra large fries and a 2-liter diet coke, you are on a diet after all
>go home
>keep shoes on
>decide to watch a movie
>movie ends
>clap
>go outside for a 100m walk
>get shot
>you get into a hospital
>you need surgery
>"sorry, but you are too obese for us to perform a surgery"
>die

Anonymous 2017-08-03 11:45:27 Post No.77894881
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 11:45:27 Post No.77894881 [Report]

>burgers are too asshurt to respond

Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:05:11 Post No.77895539
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>>77894739
>>77894881
Shoutenings :D
Burgers served :D

Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:40:50 Post No.77896833
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:40:50 Post No.77896833 [Report]

>>77894739
gib me burger or gib me death

>>77894881
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:42:40 Post No.77896901
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:42:40 Post No.77896901 [Report]

>>77894739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:59:28 Post No.77897443
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 12:59:28 Post No.77897443 [Report]

accurate

Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:21:14 Post No.77900051
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:21:14 Post No.77900051 [Report]

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:27:04 Post No.77900261
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:27:04 Post No.77900261 [Report]

>>77897443
Thanks texas

Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:29:53 Post No.77900350
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:29:53 Post No.77900350 [Report]

>>77894881
Everyone is asleep in the USA right now
Choose a better time slot for your shitposting

Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:30:09 Post No.77900357
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:30:09 Post No.77900357 [Report]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:32:32 Post No.77900436
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Anonymous 2017-08-03 02:32:32 Post No.77900436 [Report]

No point in going to McDonald's if you're not getting at least 5 burgers imo

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