>visit Paris with a few mates >want to fuck hot french

I tried to fuck your mum but Greek authorities wouldn't allow conjugal visits

Got bullied into being fellated in a brothel in Cuba. I went in to buy cigars and upon attempting to leave the guy asked me if I wanted a whore for the equivalent of a few USD. I was 16 and said no but the guy looked scary so I agreed. It was grim as fuck.

>>77863319
I'm American though

>>77863441
Alright anon, listen to me

DO NOT ENTER ANY BARS

DO NOT FLIRT WITH SERBIAN WOMEN

LEAVE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

>>77863391
holy shit, you are a pussy

>>77863391
If you were able to get hard I commend you.

If you were able to cum you should get into porn because you can perform under pressure.

>>77863590
I came in about five minutes (16yo beta with years of wanking experience pays off) but even closing my eyes didn't help much, I could hear a fucking baby crying in the next room in the shitty communist block housing it was in. The woman was dumpy, she looks in her early 30s but life had clearly roughened her.

>>77863559
I went to India in my early teens with my family and it fucking stank, Pajeet. Your country makes Moldova looks prosperous.

>>77863864
okay but you're still a major pussy. the sixteen-year-old you was, anyway