>mom, dad, I'm back from Miami, Florida. Please meet

ukraine
WA-WA-WEEVA MY SON HOW DID YOU FIND THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL

>>77852268

It depresses me that I will never get to fuck every hole in that girls body.

>>77852268
us of a
my parents would be surprised I talked to a woman and convinced her to marry me.

>>77852268
>United States
>Mom: She looks great and all, but is she smart?
>Dad: Absolutely fucking proud of you. Immediately impregnate her so that you can always smash that pussy.

They tell me to wake up and I start getting sad in the morning

>>77852355
she's a CHI
though

>>77852380

In America:

Looks > Race

Every fucking time, always has, always will

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1: United States of America, AKA the InterGalactic Republic.

2: Nice job Nico, you found yourself one find ass Latina. Babies. NOW.

>>77852380
And? I don't see your point.
>>77852473
Not true. Just for my parents. I'm mixed as it is, though.
>Italian mom, Dominican dad.

i cant score a woman that hot so i wake up

>>77852268
something along the lines of "gib grandkids"

>>77852380
Nobody actually cares in Europe.

Chicano girl is actually considered a better catch than an amerishart.

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> "Son did you pay for this" : mom
>" She's probably going to leave u m8 " : dad

time to maek babies :DD xd

Flag
>Can't she afford pants?

>>77853077
>Can't she afford?

why do you think she's dating you?

Texas
My mom would literally say, "nail that one down and keep her". My step-father just wouldn't care.

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>>77852355
This

They will also lowkey wonder how I managed to land someone like this considering Im a 7/10 AT BEST

>>77853088
To be honest, I don't trust a single female when she shows any kind of affection.

>Flag
>honor kills instantly.

>>77852268
they would think i literally got insane since i don't have enough money to travel to the usa and they know it. not to mention a russian filth wouldn't be able to get a gf there

They would be mad at me for picking up a useless trophy wife instead of a clever slav gf.

>>77852268
1.Flag
2. "She's gonna catch a cold dressed like this"

>>77852268
Flag
Crying of joy, since they have probably given up on the idea of me ever marrying

>>77852268
1. Hrvatska
2. Bravo sine, dobra mala

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>>77852268
She is a qt from mena actually