>Take out a life insurance policy on both of your parents

>Find ONE flaw in this plan.

The part of living an "amazing lifestyle" as a typical 4chan neet

>>77842330
The only reason people live as "typical 4chan NEETs" is because they're neets with no money, if they were NEETs with millions of dollars they would live much better.

>>77842330
who the fuck are you judge us Pekka?

>>77842389
That's not true.

>>77842389
t. notch circa 2009

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>>77842434
That is true.

If you're a NEET who has to beg mom for $15 to buy an anime figurine or to order a pizza you end up being a 4chan NEET who has depression and wants to kill himself.

If you're a NEET similar to say, Dan Bilzerian who never has to work and has plenty of money to live an enjoyable life then you will not be depressed or spend a second on 4chan.

>>77841286
t. someone who obviously never ever dealt with insurance companies in his life.

They will go to hell and back just for a small opportunity to not pay the money they owe you

The flaw is you're far too stupid to pull it off.

>>77842389
Money doesn't make you happy, only actually accomplishing things does. That's why every NEET is miserable unless they're artists or writers.

>>77842473
>I w-would be like Dan if I had millions

Sure you would, kiddo

>>77842575
Ah yes, Dan Bilzerian looks very unhappy when he's doing drugs and having sexual intercourse with girls you and I both masturbate to.

>>77842596
I didn't say I would be, it was an example to illustrate my point better. /r9k/ is full of NEETs without money, the NEETs *WITH* money are not depressed nor do they cry online all day.

>>77842575
>Can afford pharma steroids, pharma HGH, peptides, regular bloodwork and doctors, the whole she-bang as they say
>This retard thinks that will somehow NOT have a positive effect on your life quality and happiness level

>Can afford a yacht, fun to drive cars and all the other little toys of life
>This retards think that will somehow NOT make you happy

>Can afford to travel the world and do shit that wagecucks must save up years to enjoy a few weeks of without batting an eye at the cost
>This retard believes that this will somehow not make you happy

Ah yes, money does not make people happy. Lmfao give me a break

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