/sino/ - 中国

>>77814383
阿尔巴尼亚近似人类的人

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>tfw it's 6am, I should be sleeping but I'm still here

I am amazed Malta is on this map
Malta is very irrelevant please you would not want to go there

If the Three Kingdoms produced some of the greatest people in Chinese history, why don't we just split it up again?

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>>77814383
>Chinese

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>tfw took the plunge and applied to a bunch of jobs in the 'Guo

和这个 ...是...去...甚至...进一步超越! 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
What does this mean lads?

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>>77816868
Did you get it from this?

>>77816889
actually that translation isn't bad
种 literally is offspring

>>77815594
when i worked in shanghai, all of my coworkers looked like this

>>77814383
I am good at chinese

Ching ching ching zhang ching mao zedong muh sucker ching chong chang chong mao zedong muh ching chong

>>77817287
that's not good or chinese

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How is he perceived in China?

>>77817468
badly

>>77817210

hello are u the chink

>>77816868
with this ...is...go...even...further more!aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuck China

你好。中文很难。

I started using Anki cards tonight and it's helping a lot with character recognition. I'm surprised at how much I already know. I was very impressed when I saw a character I already knew, 上 (shang), and succesfully guessed 上海 was Shanghai. Was very emboldening.

Rosetta Stone and HelloChinese somehow feel less useful than just regular flashcards right now, though I'll probably go back to those just to refresh and memorize stuff I know already better.

>>77819857
Also, I am now of the opinion that "我们两个都爱你” is the most clusterfuck sentence ever.

We both of all love you?

>>77820099
Its more like:
The two of us both love you. / We both love you.

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In SG today for brothers graduation

Someone in the last thread was talking about how 吗 questions can seem rude if they would cause someone to lose 面子.

Can someone go into detail on that?

I've asked chinese people if 你想喝啤酒吗 was equal to 你想不想喝啤酒 and they said year.

In what circumstance would a 吗 question be rude?

>>77817468
同Justin Bieber

>>77822107
It's better to use 没有, in place of

>>77822107
It's more like a different choice of words.

嗎 can be used to indicate a question. Similar to how English have rising tones when asking a question.

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>>77814383
I just realize that Chinese people knows where Greece is, but Americans don't.

>>77823852

greece is an irrelevant bankrupt country why would we care

>>77823968
because it's the cradle of western civilization.

>>77823968
>why would we care about a country that had started our wester society.
Even if you are a lunatic religious crazy guy, you would know that Greece influence your bible a lot, since they write it.

Do you have history class in America? Or you guys just sing rap songs in the classroom?

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>>77823968
Your fake news don't even remember the country that they just invaded.

>>77824112
I'm not Greek

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>>77824262
That is not a excuse.

Seriously, what you guys do in school? Review of last Hollywood movies?

shant be replying to the monkey

>>77824435
This map is accurate, though.

>>77824654
Only if you ask the local population.

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>>77821624

peru? are you ok peru? I saw your posts in the Korean girl thread peru. needless to say i am VERY WORRIED peru, VERY worried. peru I think you forgot to take your meds peru

>>77826851
The best part is, both of them would get eaten after that.

>tfw starting to recognize more chinese symbols and am getting excited

我思中文漢字不必要故彼等発音拼音表現可能
然日文的漢字必要故同音異義語非常多為発音簡単比中文
若中國文化不重要視、中文漢字不必要是如何?
(然我中文漢字存続必要故中國文化是非常好
則日文的漢字是應守故日文的漢字是既日本文化)

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What did they mean by this?

>>77827568
I run a website called the Kiwi Farms which happens to share the name of a New Zealand product company called Kiwi Farm. A Taiwanese man once sent me an angry letter saying the bottle cap of a Kiwi Farm kiwi juice bottle cut his hand.

>>77827623
>A Taiwanese man once sent me an angry letter saying the bottle cap of a Kiwi Farm kiwi juice bottle cut his hand.

Yep. That sounds like a Taiwanese.

>>77827623

why the fuck do you run a website called kiwi farms you fat fuck

>>77828200
because we bully autistic people and it's a cute name

>No one speak Chinese here.

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>>77828390
mate, the paramount leader has declared it bed time for all Chinamen. Ask them in the morning.

What's the best defence when some Chinaman calls you a sexpat?

>>77828473
Here is 0:24 but I wake now.
What time is it in America?

>>77829008
11:25

>>77828390
你胡说八道

>>77829008
America had 7 timezones, but the two most popular are the east coast and west coast timezones. 11:27 EDT 8:27 PDT. We're also in daylight savings time which fucks things up and has no equivalent in Japan.

>>77829080
how does that phrase work?

"胡说" on its own means to talk nonsense, which is funny because 说 means to explain/persuade/tell-off and 胡 appears to mean either "outrageous" or "non ethnic Han people from central Asia". So you can interpret 胡说, a phrase meaning "to talk nonsense" as either outrageous speak or some sort of derogatory term for foreign people speak.

"八道" complicates things. It turns "talking nonsense" to "talking rubbish" (as in shit talking?). 八 just means 8, but 道 means either a road/pathway or again a verb to talk.

So apparently 胡说八道 means "outrageous scolding 8 talking" or "foreign people explaining 8 roads". I will choose the latter.

>>77829033
>>77829120
I see.It feel strange that you are in daylight although I am in late at night.Now is dark because I do internet turning off the light

>>77829307
I got to get back from lunch so a more detailed explanation after I get home. But basically 八道 refers to the different paths of truth emphasis on the 8 cardinal directions

>>77829399
fug that's deep

How do SEA residing Chinese grills compare to East Asian residing Chinese grills? Is there a big difference in how they act?

>>77831291
I meant Northeast, but same difference.

起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!

把我们的血肉,筑成我们新的长城!

中华民族到了最危险的时候,

每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。

起来!起来!起来!

我们万众一心,

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

冒着敌人的炮火,前进!

前进!前进!进!

>>77829522
i am back
actually it has to do with the eightfold path
and apparently it is evolved from 胡人来说八道经

>>77819857
>Rosetta Stone and HelloChinese somehow feel less useful than just regular flashcards right now

I'm pretty sure they are less useful at literally any level

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>>77827092

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>>77835750
Peru? What about cindy peru?

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>>77835924
Im gonna forget her
music unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GomrKja5R9g

>China working to ban foreign garbage
When I saw this title, I thought they meant sexpats. Damn.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2017-08/01/c_136491699.htm

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>>77836121
>Im gonna forget her

I've heard this before peru, I don't think it's possible peru, I've warned you time and time again about asian females peru, but you always go back to them peru.

I think before you cna forget cindy, you need to confront her peru, you need to have a showdown with her gook bf for her hand in marriage peru. 2 will enter, only 1 will leave peru.

Peru?

not garbage related but i kekked my ass off when china just decided to forbid brining in duty free liquids even through transit and all the whiteys lost their shit when they had to bin their 150$ bottles of whiskey trying to argue with the duty guys and they were just like "nah sorry"

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>All the r/asianmasculinity guys on here made as fuck at white people

>>77836219
I gave up on asian women, instead of wasting 2000 usd on a ticket to korea, I will use that money for peru hookers,
the phrase =
why to like something that doesnt like me back?

>>77836344
frogs dont have teeth

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>>77836968
peru? what about the fujimori family peru? you could impregnate one of their daughters peru, you could harm japan and the elites you hate so much peru. I recommend you try this peru, it's the best of both worlds peru

You can't ban me forever, Mods

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>>77827623
You don't seriously run Kiwi Farms. Gib proofs.

>>77827568
lmao. the future is fucked up

>>77839036
check kf frontpage, top right

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>Founded as the CWCki Forums, and originally dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler, the Kiwi Farms is about eccentrics on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are fascinating for reasons distinct to each spectator. We document the phenomenon, with every member bringing different perspectives and opinions to discussion. It is this diversity which has caused our peculiar community to thrive.

>>77839219
we have a german kid that likes to fuck mylar balloons if that's your thing

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>>77839145
damn lol. stay safe anon

thread theme
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>>77839473
are you the pinoy

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Ultimate question is Winston's gf cute?

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>>77840304
we...welkam??

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>>77839854
no, he's based peru, the last amerindian in shanghai, raised in america and on the FBI's most wanted list since 1998

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Is it wrong to cuck someone out of their wifi

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i fee sorry for peru

he's given up on his one true love, cindy.

>>77840359
i bet you want to sniff the bottoms of her bare feet don't you perv

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Fuck off Chinese Dog

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>>77843689
my wechat is XXXXXXXX1234 and cindy's wechat is XXXXX567

coincidence ? , who knows
maybe I should seek for more adventures in east asia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncd4b5d_cM0

>>77844284

peru? what about traveling SEA peru? I thought it was your dream peru. I thought you wanted to visit hookers in pattaya peru

>>77843766
t. yamada

我是希腊人

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>Alibaba
>competitive

>>77817468
A common nickname is 金三胖 which can be translated as "Fat Kim III"

>>77828390
reCaptcha is a Google service and is thus blocked in China. The only way 1.3 billion Chinamen could post here is if they shelled out money for a VPN subscription or a 4chan pass.

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is this banned in china?

I'm banned in China

>>77847110
你没有钱吗?

thread music

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>>77849075
什么意思?

>>77814739
>animegirl.jpg

>>77817468
Fat, insane, meme

>>77836150
Same

One step at a time, anon

>>77848269
>he doesn't sell laotian animated sex slaves

Laomao

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>What is Xinjiang?

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>>77850764

what did you do today peru? what did you eat today?

Love China
Love Japan
Hate South Korea
Simple as

Where would /sino/ rather work?

>Suzhou
>Dalian
>Qingdao
>Chengdu
>Nanjing
>Changchun
>Xi'an
>Tianjin

>>77852350
NO Changchun.I prefer Guangzhou but now in Wuxi.