I just found out I'm 13% Cherokee, how should I celebrate

How many heritages are you on now, Gonzales?

>>77813943
33

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>always thought i was white
>find out i'm 1/80th italian

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>>77813891
Take a hit from the peace pipe

>>77814004
back to palermo with you, luigi.

Find out if this qualifies you for any gibs.

do cherokees throat sing?

I have a pretty amusing heritage I've thought about milking before.

Get benefits from the state and never do anything productive with your life

>>77813891
throw a tailgate party.
Befriend a chicano
Go m-muh heritage in every single board
Attend coachella dressed as a cherokee
Buy a jeep cherokke

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>family finds out we're 1/256th Choctaw
>we all fly to our closest reaervation
>get new names (mines is Twin Tail Snake)
>my minority card comes in the mail and I can now take part in discussions about systematic oppression

Feels good to have culture

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>>77813891
harass white people of your oppression.

>>77813891
File for tax breaks, you only need 11% to be eligible. While you're at it you should devolve bad drinking habits and consider opening a casino or pawnshop. Whenever you have a campfire, collect the ashes and sell them as spiritual ash or some shit like that. Literally just meme anything you find in nature as an ancient Native American spiritual tool and people buy it up. Don't forget to declare yourself as a shaman and start calling yourself "Brave Wolf" or something like that.

>>77813891
I thought all White American are "part native american"

Oh and Irish too. Plastic paddys.