My brothers girlfriend caught me drinking from the milk

>>77784410
show her your dick

>>77784410
whats wrong with that?

>>77784410
Faggot.

Just marry an ex ice addict prostitute

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>>77784462
I think she walked past and said ew I looked her right in the eyes as autistic as possible and said SUP then I ran to my bedroom.

>>77784558
Tell her some nasty secrets your Brother has so she will ditch your Brother and never bother you again.

>>77784558
who cares

next time she comes tell her to donate her milk when she gets knocked up

it is the aussie way no?

I drink from the carton if I know I'll empty it. Don't see anything wrong with that.

>>77784705
same , if it's less then half a gallon I just put it down in one swig, why dirty a glass

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>flatmate got home early from her weekend visit to her parents
>I was in the living room (first from the door) drinking alone at 3am

>>77785005
whats bad about it

>>77784841
>less than half a galon
>anywhere between 0 to 1.7 litres
wtf. you cant drink that much milk ?!

>>77785225
You don't think its questionable to find your rough looking flatmate drinking heavily by themselves with headphones on at 3am?

>>77785261
if i had a flatmate and i saw him drinking alone at 3am with headphones, i d join him desu.

>hey anon what you listening? what you drinking?

>>77785005
kek

>>77785313
Wish I had you as a flatmate then mate. She just gave me a dirty look and went to her room

>>77785390
You shouldn't be drinking home alone though, bad habit.

>>77784488
>ex ice addict
>not currently an ice addict
Now where's the fun in that?

Does anyone outside of Australia call methamphetamines ice?

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>>77785225
I know what I'm about son and YES I can

>>77785390
well you are living with a girl, thats the problem.

>>77785417
its not that bad of a habit desu, i always drink on fridays, sometimes no one joins me so i drink home alone and listen to music or watch movie

>>77785464
Hawaiians do, I learned that on Dog the bounty hunter

>>77785471
no wonder why murcans are fat. 100 ml of milk is about 50-60 calories depending on fat content. half a gallon is about 850 calories, more than a normal meal.

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>>77784410
Hey little bro she just told me this and now i saw this thread.

>>77785506
Must be a Pacific island thing