>be canadian >you are currently making dinner >you

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>be canadian
>you are currently making dinner
>you feel a slight presence on your right side
>you look down to see your dog up against your leg
>you chuck a scrap of chicken at it
>it ignores it
>not this again.png
>you get down to your knees
>the dog eagerly hops onto your head with its front feet leaving your face right in its crotch
>you begin to gently lick its shaft teasing its boner out
>you grab hold of his member with your mouth and he lets out a quick yelp
>you are doing good
>you begin to suckle on his dog parts slowly coursing your tongue around his full length
>he lets out another yelp before ejaculating in your mouth
>another job well done
>you get up and stare at the canadian flag on your wall
>you salute it and your heart swells with immense pride that you aren't some bigoted intolerant country like america that won't satisfy their canine friends desires
>you wash your hands and mouth in the sink before going back to making dinner