What is it exactly that makes Denmark the greatest country on

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What is it exactly that makes Denmark the greatest country on earth? I've been thinking about it and I have come up with 3 primary reasons:
1) Architecture
No country on earth can match Denmark in this record, I mean we got "den lille havfrue" "rundetårn" and my house.

2) The people
No other country on earth has great people like Niels Bohr, H.C. Andersen, Soren Kierkegaard and me.

3) Whiteness
This should be obvious enough, but the whiteness of Danes already make us greater than pretty much any country south of Germany. If it was whiteness alone that was a determining factor then you might argue that Denmark is at the very least equal to other north European countries. Evidently these other qualities put Danes miles ahead of every other country on earth. A great example of a white person is myself.