NZ permanent resident here. I am going to America for a holiday in November and plan on overstaying (and then getting amnesty next time a democrat is elected). Is there any tips American anons can give me to avoid being deported?
My qualifications are:
>Bilingual, English and Chinese
>Have an MSc in Physics
>$70K USD saved up in different currencies
>>77774043
You're white and speak english so no problemo.
Make sure to nick a social security number so you can get a job.