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>It's a Vikangz show/movie depicting Vikings with Anglo

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>It's a Vikangz show/movie depicting Vikings with Anglo tier faces instead of actual scandinavian faces.
everytimes.
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WE WUZ
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>>77764964
All germanic scum look the same
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>>77764964
Good luck finding good Scandi actors

And besides, arr rook same
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>>77764964
anglos are literally black tier when coming to we wuzzing, they make movies of literally any culture/history and use anglo actors, and they even speak in ENGLISH!
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BUT WE WUZ AKTUALLY VIKANGZ AN SHIT
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But modern Anglos have a lot of Scandinavian blood
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>it's a middle age movie
>they all speak english with a british accent despite it not taking place anywhere near britain
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>>77765132
Minnesota is mostly German ancestry, not Nordic
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Anglos are Viking rapebabies
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>>77765132
No, they don't. They are Germans+Celtic mix, not Scandinavians.
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>>77765214
Germanics originate from Scandinavia
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This Finn could play a Viking despite no Swedish heritage
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>>77765082
There aren't many. I only know two of them.

Viggo Mortensen and Mads Mikelsen
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>>77765233
You forgot about Scandinavian invasion of Britain
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>>77765369
Very few Finns have such elongated faces, most have more robust Baltic skulls.
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>>77765214
This actor is from Canada
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>>77764964
Katheryn Winnick could play all the characters in the show for all I care

diamonds every time
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>>77765432
Stellan Skarsgård

Varg Vikernes


The Golden One
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>>77765529
If you're actually attracted to blonde women you're probably either underage or a subhuman
pick one
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>>77765529
My ancestor:)
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>>77765557
varg is not even blond
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>>77765678
he most definitely is
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WE
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>>77765717
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>>77765831
he dyed his hair back then, was typical for those into metal
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>>77765869
A lie propagated by Varg and his goons
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>>77765903
>lie
he literally has piss blonde bodyhair, no non-blonde person has that
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>>77765869
Brows and eyelashes too?
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Reminder that we have maintained the purity of Danish genetics
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>>77765678
all three are

but you didn't react to neither
>Viggo Mortensen and Mads Mikelsen
being blonde?

gopnik
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>>77766014
non scandis think you need to have full yellow blonde hair to be considered blonde kek
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>>77765369
wtf now i want a finn bf
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>>77766014
Jaime from GoT
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>>77766074
actually other way around

non-scandis have terms like "ash-blonde" which are used to describe medium brown and rat haired people
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>>77766074
so spaniards are blond now?
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>>77766108
we have too, "skittenblondt". still considered blonde.
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>harald fairhair
>in the series its a swarthy manlet who got cucked
why do anglos do everything in their power to shit on us?
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>>77766108
What is rat haired
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were swedes actually vikings or not? i always thought swedes were fuckbois while danes did all the fighting and pillaging.
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>>77765085
I find this pretty hilarious coming from a country best known for spaghetti Westerns.
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>>77766337

Grayish brown.
The most common hair color in Finland after blonde.
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>>77765369
this finnish man could play viking without any make-up or anything
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>>77766372
explorers n traders n shit
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>>77765613
you are subhuman with inferiority complex thats why blonde women intimidate you

I am proud Greek with blond gf
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>>77766425
he looks like a featherweight. actual warriors are huge bulky guys.
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>>77766372
Swedes have always been the strongest, as today.
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>>77765529
she is hohol tho..
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>>77766500
but the ones that invaded england were danes?

also famous leif erikson was also a dane as well.
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>>77766500
Knut the Great would like a word with you
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>>77766549
>invaded England

Pshh, Swedes invaded Russia and even raided the Byzantine Empire
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>>77766549
>leif erikson
>a dane
he was an icelander, whose father was born in norway
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>>77766602
>Swedes invaded Russia
Rurikids and Varangians were N1c, a non-Swedish haplogroup.
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>>77765974
Looks like a disgusting hohol slavshit with that haircut.
Fucking hipsters ruin everything.
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>>77766658
>n1c, non swedish haplogroup
What does this even mean
>varangians
Those guy came from all over Scandinavia and slavlands though, most likely there was a fed Swedes in the bunch
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>>77766658
watch out, heres comes the KANG
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>>77766639
basically a dane.
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>>77766764
>What does this even mean
That they were of Finnic origin.
>>77766789
It seems that you cannot deal with reality.
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>>77766790
thats like saying knut the great or sweyn forkbeard were norwegians/ icelanders
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>>77766639
weren't icelanders just plain norwegian back then?
or proto norwegian or what you might call it
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>>77766658
>haplogroup=race
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>>77766789
hello have you heard about the ancient finns?
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>>77766869
was there a difference between norwegians and danes back then at all? i thought danes settled the area to begin with.
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>>77766918
This guy always makes me kek
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>>77766887
Certain haplogroups correlate with certain autosomal admixture, yes, especially in ancient times.
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>>77764964
I stopped watching Vikings 10 minutes into the first episode because they spoke english with some kind of scandinavian accent
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>>77764964
Tfw maximum the southern euro spawn.
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>>77766929
both snorri sturlasson and saxo grammaticus distinguishes between norwegians and danes, so yes, there'd be a difference (albeit very, very small)
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>>77766918
yes
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>>77766966
I'm sure they do
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Wiki copy paste:

Björn Järnsida, son of Ragnar Lodbrok, plundered in Italy.

Erik Segersäll, King of Sweden. Defeated his nephew Styrbjörn Starke in the battle at Fyrisvallarna and laid down Denmark.

Erik Väderhatt, legendary Swedish king in the late 800's, has conquered areas in Finland as well as Kurland and Estonia.

Gardar Svavarsson, originally from Sweden, Iceland's discoverer.

Hastein, a chieftain who plundered in the Mediterranean. Son of Ragnar Lodbrok.

Helge of Kiev, Swedish who founded the first Russian empire and led the most attacks on Constantinople Hoskuld and Dyre, legendary Swedish conqueror of Kiev.

Ingvar Röriksson, Swedish ruler of the Kiev empire during the last half of the 900s, successor to Helge of Kiev and son of Rörik. Plundered the Arabs at the Caspian Sea and besieged Constantinople twice.

Ingvar Vittfarne, the leader of the last known Swedish Viking mission with the purpose of plundering the coasts of the Caspian Sea.

Ivar Benlose, the disabled Viking who conquered York, even though he had to be carried on a shield. Should have been the son of Ragnar Lodbrok

Knut the Great (Swedish mother), King of Denmark, Norway, England and parts of Sweden, was perhaps the greatest Norwegian king. He was the son of Sven Tveskägg, and grandson of Harald Blåtand.

Ragnar Lodbrok, besieged Paris. A legendary Viking in ancient literature.

Rurik, Swedish founder of the first Russian ruler dynasty.

Skoglar-Toste, Swedish Viking from Västergötland, father of Sigrid Storråda who, according to the stories, has been Queen of Sweden and married King Erik Segersäll. Toste must have led a Viking train to England and there demanded danagäld.

Styrbjörn Starke, Swedish Viking, grandson to Erik Segersäll and leader of the Joms vikings. Tried with Danish help conquer the Swedish King, but fell into battle at Fyrisvallarna.

Ubbe Ragnarsson, robbed in England and killed 878 in the battle at Cynwit. Should have been the son of Ragnar Lodbrok.
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>>77765233
Scandinavians are celtic.
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>the vikings are not nigerian refugees
uh
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>>77766968
So you waited ten whole minutes to get offended by this terrible inaccuracy?
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>>77767056
Not Swedes
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>>77766918

He's not even Karelian by the way.
People from his county were settled there by Swedes in the 17th century after the actual Orthodox Karelians were told to fuck off to Russia.
He's a pureblooded Savonian autist.
t. Ortodoksipro
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>>77766594
He was Swedish lol

See: >>77767033
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>>77767028
Only a Turk would deny this, it must be hard knowing that the original Turks in Central Asia are in fact Scytho-Aryan rapebabies.
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>>77764964
>everytimes.
I also hate it when poor physiognomy is put all over TV shows. Shooting on location in the wrong country and putting no thought into extras, ignoring historical post-time period mixing, casting Mestizos as Indians, and African-American mulattos as Africans, or worse, Aboriginals.

It's even more unforgivable when they do it for main characters who look nothing like the historical version of themselves, picking actors either for their looks or not caring about how the looks relate to the history.

This is Oskar Schindler by the way.
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>>77767033
Knut the Great wasn't Swedish and Gardar Svavarsson didn't discover Iceland, Naddodd from the Faroese Islands did
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>>77767156
Okay underage. Stick to your haploturds.
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>>77767081
Swedes are Iberians.
I am Iberian

Scandinavia is an ibero celtic island just like britain.>>77767064
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>>77767033
>>77767146

>Knut the Great (Swedish mother)

HOL UP

Świętosława was Polish.
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>>77765233
There are actually a bunch of Erikssons and Anderssons in northern US
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>>77767064
The first episode starts very slow
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>>77767033
I've seen a post somewhere on /int/, describing an invasion on the Caliphate that started on Lisbon and went as far as Beja I think, I can't recall the origin of the Viking raiders though.
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>>77767221
You detest haplogroups simply because it shows you the objective reality you don't want to acknowledge.
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>>77767282
Sigurd the Crusader? Iirc, he reconquered Lisbon and gave it to some christian rulers
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>>77765613
Foxes and grapes etc
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>>77767033
>unironically claiming Ragnar Lodbrok and his descendants and Canute the Great as Swedes

Wew lad, that's just sad. Swedes were river pirates in Eastern Europe while Danes and Norwegians were actual vikings, you'll just have to live with that.
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>>77767230
Ikiber BGTFO
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_F%C3%BDrisvellir
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>>77767230
Scandinavia is just a remote island of central europeans just like britain.
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>>77767372
Turkey has blonde women though.
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>>77765613
nigga you gay?
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>this is what Hollywood thinks Russians look like
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>>77767444
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_Bloodbath
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>>77767570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf
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the sonner scand*navians dissapear the better, they will probably be the first peopel to dissapear in the 21st century
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>>77767611
Karma at work.
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>>77767561
Pic related briton, show me scandinavian
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>>77767607
Meme iontach a chara, thar barr
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>>77767809
damn, their cameras had shitty resolution back then
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>>77767607
>tfw the irish kangz begged the king of norway to help against the normans and anglos
>tfw he refused to help despite being offered high kingship over ireland
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>>77767904
Scandinavian or british?
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>>77767904
It's from a video that used to be shown in our schools before the 2000s, I just enlarged it.

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaXy5o1WFxs
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge
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>>77767809
wait a second, are those.. black people?
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>>77768028
Yeah, looks like an Indian kind of.
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>>77768024
Ha ha
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>>77768024
ETERNAL NORGE BTFO
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>>77766505
Polish*
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>>77765613
You're that same Turk in every thread I know you are
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>Harald was struck in the throat by an arrow and killed early in the battle in a state of berserkergang, having worn no body armour and fought aggressively with both hands around his sword.[118][119]

at least he went out with a bang
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>>77767561
He was supposed to be a Tartar, actually.
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>>77768190
Winnick was born in Etobicoke, Ontario and is of Ukrainian descent. She spoke Ukrainian as her first language and did not begin speaking English until she was eight years old.[2][3] She began training in martial arts at age seven, and obtained her first black belt at 13.[4] By age 21, she had started three martial arts schools.[4]
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>>77768298
>wikipedia
>evidence
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>>77766663
his slanty eyes are quintessentially Nordic
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>>77768452
>Nordic
Or Scottish.
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>>77768452
Doesn't look Nordic in the slightest.
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>>77767488
Not that he can get
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Yes, but where are the hyperboreans?
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>>77768028
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>>77768452
reminder they are mongols.
on movies we never seen people like this, it's always some anglo face looking like King Theoden on Lord of the rings.
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>>77764964
>Vikings with Anglo tier faces
BUT WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEIT THO???
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>>77767033
>Wiki copy paste: Ingvar Röriksson, Swedish ruler of the Kiev empire during the last half of the 900s, successor to Helge of Kiev and son of Rörik. Plundered the Arabs at the Caspian Sea and besieged Constantinople twice.
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>>77768190
she is proud chochol
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she would fit well on /int/
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Very narcissistic thread
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>>77768028
Umm Vikings were black sweetie
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