Why does /int/ hate lake beaches? There are more beaches than

The fuck is there to do? Swim? Go to a pool

Good luck surfing on a fucking lake, inland scum

>>77744037
fucking bacteria fucking frogs fucking sneks fucking turtles fucking leeches fucking bloodworms fucking dirty water fucking lot of thing.

Never seen anyone here saying that they hate lake beaches.

File: 1498757837209.jpg (22KB, 480x588px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 480x588px

>>77744059

>>77744037
i like river beaches
I like fast rivers in which you cant swim safely or row a boat up stream.

>>77744037
I like lakes for fishing, i love catching catfish and carp, only fish i eat since i hate the smell of fish, but i can eat those 2 in a large soup
Also i go to lakes when im with a large group of friends and we go to spit roast a swine all day, drinking, eating, playing hill football and making a fool out of yourself in the sun on a good day, sometimes jump into the water or throw a girl into water, i like throwing girls into the water.
But i prefer fast rivers, they are cold, unsafe to swim over, have a few spots of calm water without the whirlpools or underground chasms that just spin you underwater for years and spit you out along with a horse skeleton of a horse that died in 68.
It also keeps the beer cooler, lakes tend to be smelly and warm

File: DCIM-20170722-High.jpg (2MB, 3103x2327px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3103x2327px

Always liked lakes more.
I have my own.

>>77745833
You're supposed to swim at the beach, Roman, not use it to dump dead Bosnians in it.

>>77746068
are you that hunter/fisherman living on an island alone?

>>77746151
Yep. Even though our islands are somewhat connected by seaweed and other plants now in summer (the pic looks like it's all connected)

>Beach
If you can't build sandcastles on it, it's not a beach, it's alluvium or some shit

>>77746068
comfy

>>77746204
We have one for all of it. Strand. Means beach.
Doesn't matter if it is all rocks or sand.

File: BzbFfITCYAEzBfb.jpg (21KB, 362x362px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 362x362px

>>77746122
Are you trying to be funny, child?