In Australia if you don't own a full BBQ then you're a softcunt and your tyres will probably be slashed.
>>77702796
Kek this reminds me in high school I lived in Australia for two years and all the lads would call me softcunt steve and pour glue in my backpack
it was good banter haha
>>77702831
Y-you don't harbour any pain or resentment from that time, do you anon?
>>77702796
>tfw not softcunt just poorcunt
I live in an apartment
>>77702796
No barbie and no tyres
Checkmate, poof
>>77702796
I'll just set my slashed tyres on fire and use them to barbecue
The burning rubber will really add some flavour to the roo meat
>>77702796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA3TxTVk48c
>>77702796
What if I don't have a vehicle?
>>77702796
Well, good thing I do own one
I don't own one, I'm vegetarian, I bet I could smash you in a fight derro cunt
>>77702796
It's usually the real tryhard cunts who have a stupidly over the top set up like that.
>>77703096
Imagine the fumes coming off that.
>>77703117
Bet I'd just fuck you in the vagina in your soul vego cunt
bunnings is my bbq desu senpai
>>77703156
I can guarantee I'm far stronger than you
>>77703117
>what are hash browns
>>77702796
>Gas BBQ
No, YOU are the ones who are soft
>>77703175
It's the most convenient way to cook with a hot, controllable flame.
That's a big barbecue.
>>77703230
Better chuck a quokka on it you fucker
>>77703188
>bro
>hey
>hey bro listen
>if you
>bro
>if you don't have a full bbq
>im talking like a whole entire bbq set
>your a pansy bro
>you dont even deserve any kind of respect if you dont own one bro
>but it has to be stainless steel and gas fired with food grade accesories so it's easier to clean and more convenient :3