/cum/

>>77692787
Nice froggo

my friend asked me for advice on what to say to a tinder girl. her bio said "buy me chipotle and I'll call you daddy"
I told him to say "I'll give you the *taco emoticon* then you give me the *taco emoticon" she blocked him. don't understand

I hate women.

>>77693048
Basic as fuck. He dodged a bullet.

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Good picture, OP.

>>77693048
he wasnt attractive enough to be able to dick her down with a simple one liner

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Just had milk and oreos

what have YOU done today?

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how do nips make such good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvefnX4F1To

football is for fags

>>77692933
i often post snaps from the local supermarket and shit OPEN YER EYES
why would i even pretend to be german in the first place (I am actually Taiwanese)

>>77692987
wow stupid post

>>77693182
Got into an argument

>>77693182
just played a video game and nursed my hangover

>>77693183
glad I was able to introduce you to T-Square

>>77693194
>i often post snaps from the local supermarket
Post one now then. Alternatively, just say something in German.

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>>77693241

this never happened

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Pro tip: The vets office is a good place to find women. Girls who are kind with animals are cute

>>77693278
It's also a good place to find animals.

What do you guys think about that whole british baby american treatment government rulers whatever

the kid died today and it seems mass opinion was that the cUcK government was in the wrong

im glad

>>77693278
They saw me cry when I had to put down my cat so I don't think that's an option

>>77693278
Flirting with somebody who just had their dog put down seems distasteful.

>>77693312
Good riddance. Heard about it on two or three occasions and that was already too much.

anybody wants to fucking fight here?
give me your best shot

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>his area doesn't even have southern resident killer whales
why live

>>77693312
Didnt even follow or understand it, arent there many kids in his situation? Just seemed like britcuck media ploy

>>77693348
Reminder that being attracted to traps is not in any way gay:

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=6&fid=10017053&jid=PSM&volumeId=-1&issueId=-1&aid=10017052&fromPage=cupadmin&pdftype=6316268&repository=authInst#cjotab_

>Background
Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics. Thus, GAMP presents a challenge to conventional understandings of sexual orientation as sexual attraction to the male v. female form. Speculation about GAMP men has included the ideas that they are homosexual, heterosexual, or especially, bisexual.

>Method
We compared genital and subjective sexual arousal patterns of GAMP men with those of heterosexual and homosexual men. We also compared these groups on their self-ratings of sexual orientation and sexual interests.

>Results
GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men.

>Conclusions
Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.

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idk what this is

>>77693348

Stop being single

recieved a filtered (you)

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>>77693391
SAY SOMETHING IN GERMAN, YOU SAUERKRAUT PROXY JACKWAGON.

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>>77693372
Tell me about living on Puget Sound.

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>walked outside
>it was awful

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>>77693447

delet this right now

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>>77693463

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>>77693443
I'm not even the other German. There's absolutely nothing attractive about feet.

didn't receive a (you)

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TOODADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77693251
I often hold conversations in German with this one anon here

what's your DEAL man
are you JEALOUS of my GF??
>>77693484
moronic post

>>77693484
I don't trust you either. All non /muc/ countries need to prove it.

>>77693505
magnificent post dare i say

>>77693446
its nice and pretty. low population so its not crowded and there are very pretty hikes and water stuff. there are a lot of hippies in the cities but just don't live in the city and its comfy. the air quality is the best because so many trees and its not a super industrial area

>>77693529
Get fucked.

>>77693472
it may be deleted, but you cant hide it

wonder if I could pick up a cheap record player from CL

>>77693540
Sounds beautiful. Shame it's there and I'm here.

>>77693529
Thanks bro. You can never be too sure when you have """Denmark""" roaming around causing trouble.

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>>77693529
>>77693563
" "

>>77693613
huge red flag

if a girl wears a choker she is a professional cock muncher

What was the worst crime committed this year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWpYodQ3lc

I love Masato Honda tbph

I wish I knew how play wind instruments as virtuously as he does.

My recommended listen for all you cumbums is his "Parallelogram" tour DVD.

>>77693589
Just pick one up at bimart :)

>>77693601
its a good thing for me

>>77693637
that's..... bad?

>>77693613
Red flag! Red flag!

>>77693648

we dont have those

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>>77693613

>>77693642
Inauguration of Trump

>>77693660
for cockmunching red sox "fans"

>>77693660
If you don't want to date a girl who has sucked over 100 dicks, yes.

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R8 my county

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tfw reading one of next terms textbook and it's fun

>>77693693
You're getting outbred.
Also, the midwest is really boring and featureless.

Bxhdhxh

>>77693693
literally where?

>>77693679
grim

FOB

>>77693693
>81%
>this is considered very white in the US

http://imgur.com/a/yPM4J

>>77693782
>Footfags

>>77693782
yeah that bitch has hairy legs.

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>>77693782
>feet

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>>77693693
>Tfw my city is starting to look like this minus the spics

https://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4

me

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Are we posting lewd snapchats?

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>>77693860

the fuck

I could cure foot fetishes by posting my feet.

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>portland getting whiter
this kills the clack

>>77693931
do you stop liking tits just because some women have ugly ones?

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Took a couple of pictures of an old mining trail I cycled today.

>>77693936
Is Oregon comfy?

>>77694050

VERY, especially southern oregon

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2/2

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hey check out this OC i just made

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>>77694032
should've returned your cart

>>77694032
>>77694067
Nice. I want to find some local ghost-towns and explore them some time. How did you find this place?

>>77694083
IS that skinny Alex Jones?

>>77694070
floridia stealing jokes like they stole flags

>>77694120
it's from trailer park boys
watch it if you're the kind of person to watch TV

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>>77694050
The western Oregon looks like this for most of the year. It's usually around 7-12C except for summer which is gets really hot.

>>77694023
Have you ever seen that video of the frog that gives birth through it's back and then seen a cute little normal frog afterwards? It haunts you.

you know what triggers me the most?
i posted about this before

just saw this shit again

the fucking people who have to make *funny* comments under pictures they took that others post

>oooh wow such a great photo i wonder who took it! haha
>best photographer :D
>i love this picture!! must have been a really good camera ;-)

you know what I mean right.
can't be a purely german thing

>>77694178
>7-12C
come on now

>>77694120
Just look on google maps, You can find a shit ton of abandoned shit and ghost towns everywhere.
Also, Buy a Scrambler and go up every single derelict road you find.
>>77694083
Trailer Park Boys is the most accurate representation of life in Nova Scotia.

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oregon? more like SNOREGON

LMFAO

can anyone help me with my zampano
how do i blow it correctly :^(

>>77694066
>>77694178
I have the option to travel to either Kansas City or Portland, which one should I choose

had fun getting shitfaced down at the river, but seeing all those families and couples having reminded how alone i am and how i'm probably going to stay this way

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>>77694194
45-55
Summer looks like this
It's been high 80's and 90's everyday
>>77694247
Portland

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>tfw no hot single mom gf

>>77694271
I told you not to do it bro. It's just a bad idea all around.

>tfw no cute electric organ playing jap GF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHn3AT1pneM

>>77694247

Kansas City is in the midwest, meaning you'll be almost in the middle of nowhere with farmland everywhere once you leave the city. Also pretty conservative people around you. Its in tornado alley, so the weather isnt always the best

Oregon is a lot more liberal, especially portland. Ive only been to portland, but the city was really nice. Rains alot, but has beautiful coastline

all these blue fucking flags look the same

Hi guys

>>77694302
i know, i'll remember what you said next time

I love women

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>>77694339

>>77694330

actually, Im retarded, KC isnt in tornado alley at all. But its in a tornado hotspot

toronto? more like BOREonto

>>77694339
hey bud

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name a better girl oh wait you fucking can't do you dumbass heh nice try

>>77694328
I always get a little sad when I see Asian kids doing awesome stuff like this because you know how much immense pressure there is from their parents to make them get that good. It's borderline abuse imo.

boipvcsi

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On the subway today an elderly Indian lady told me I'm a good boy for reading a book.

Should I sub-in for this lad at work tonight?
More than willing to get extra shekels, but I checked the schedule and apparently he already told the supervisor I was subbing in for him despite me not giving him an answer yet

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>>77694426

I'm very insecure about my girly feet :(

>>77694443
Which book?

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>>77694447
lol

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>visit Kansas City
>want to get dinner
>only choice is a variety of national chains

>>77694443
I got told by a guy driving a Grand Am doing 170kmh on the highway that I'm a mindless slave to the system
:<

>>77694443
Old people are the best.

>>77694454
Start walking barefoot outside. You'll get calluses and muscles.

>>77694492

How does walking barefoot build muscles? stop spreading broscience

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>>77694458
it's confirming my suspicion that prehistoric hunter-gatherers lived better lives than us

>>77694330
Rather go to Kansas City tbqh

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I think that oyster bay may secretly be a Young Professional™

>>77694433
idk you will never progress that far without personal interest and motivation

those weird ass 3 year old north korean kids playing guitar and shit are a different story

I'd rather swallow a brimming glass of pine needles than living in the Midwest honestly.

>>77694513
Im not sure... almost all of them are found with broken bones and injuries, signs of diseases and parasites and hardly any of them lived past their 40s

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>>77694511
It worked for me. I basically have abs on the bottom of my feet now.

I want to move to Wisconsin

>>77694577
Why? The midwest seems comfy

>>77694614
The Midwest sounds awful.
Boring flat farming ground with no fucking lakes or sea access. No hills, Shitty tornados destroying your neighbourhood.
No thanks.

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r8 my feet

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>>77694614
if you like flat

>>77694585
This guy says people were generally less violent because the population was smaller and people didn't have land to protect. And since they didn't have domesticated animals or crowded living conditions they didn't suffer from as many diseases.

I dunno

>>77694684
woud succ

Whats america's comfiest state?

>>77694729
British columbia

Jeff Bezos is my role model.

>>77694729
Washington (Not D.C), Wyoming, Maine, Or West Virginia.

_a_e me

first word that comes to mind?

>>77694444
Someone at least check my digits...

>>77694767
>West Virginia
It's the second poorest state and has enormous rates of drug addiction, very sad place besides the beautiful nature

>>77694703
We are immune to most of those diseases now, animal domestication made our immune systems stronger. I dont know of any fighting between prehistoric hunter gatherers but I do know of huge mass graves being found in mesolithic europe, right before europeans transitioned to farming and that they indiscriminately massacred women and children in some kind of prehistoric battle

>>77694803
'Tate'

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>>77694752
thanks. i won't probably visit them but at least now i know they exist

>>77694803
Save me.
>>77694825
>Nova Scotia
>Third Poorest Province
>Enourmous Crime Presence
>Large Drug Presence
>Very sad place besides beautiful nature
Not much of a change to me.

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Banned from /sp/ for posting this image, so I don't get to post in the game thread today

/sp/ mods are the worst

>>77694803
Rape

>>77694803
gave me

>>77694803
vape me

>>77694915

are you the guy always starting Sox gamethreads with that?

>>77694933
The police have been notified.

>>77694915
MODS!!!

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>northeast is more historic and organically grown but has less interesting nature
>west has more interesting nature but is absolutely soulless and artificial on a human scale
You can't win.

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>>77694966
maybe

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>>77694933

>>77694840
Also the daily life of a forager was probably happier, more varied and more relaxed than the average agricultural peasant or the modern equivalent, the cubicle wagie

>>77694980
>northeast is more historic and organically grown but has less interesting nature
t.never been to the northeast, I hat Sanders but I must admit Vermont is the most aesthetically pleasing state

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>>77695043
Eastern American mountains are just taller hills.

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>Jews aren't attracti-

>>77694585
>hardly any of them lived to their 40s
Wrong

Would you marry a non-virgen?

Chinese coworker will start on Tuesday.
She is a certified Chinese teacher.
How can I use this for my advantage?

Should I leave my house?

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>>77695097
No hymen no diamond

>>77695090
not jewish enough
>>77695111
where would you go?

>>77695107
Learn chinese

>>77692787
why are crooks glorified in america?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhXJaEbw7c

>>77695097
NO
POPPED CHERRY NO MARRY

>>77695133
To look for a job
>>77695146
Did he beat the case?

>>77695146
Jews are trying to turn us into niggers

>>>/wsg/1802388

where the hell did I put my phone

i just stole a phone hahaa

>>77695242
haha so true

that show is 100% staged though

watching moto madness again

>>77695242

this mildly offended me

specially coming from those inbred retards

>>>/wsg/1802219

Is any else really grateful they were lucky enough to be born as the master race?

>>77695334
yes

>>77695334
Yes

squeaky wheel gets the oil

pop goes the weasel?

>>77695334
yes

ummm a wheel rotor or break pad should definitely not be oiled

What is the master race? Germanic?

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>>77695334
Haha yes im american afterall, just on a life long vacation

>>77695310
You and the rest of Mexico. Hammond just about died last time he went there iirc.

have you ever tried cock bondage?

>>77695469

Yeah, even if i think getting upset is being a pussy they were overly mean.

k gotta go lads..... see ya

>>77695460
Anglo-Celtic

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enjoying this alot more now that I have good headphones

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>Anglo-Celtic

>>77695531
go kys potatonigger

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>>77695534
pic related is actually a really good album for headphones.

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Italians are the master race

>GoT retard defaced the James Snow Pkwy sign
Sick of these fucking normies.

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>>77695588

>>77695508
Nothing they said was wrong though, you're just offended because everybody these days is conditioned to be offended if anybody even implies everybody isn't the same and a special snowflake at the same time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKU74Uns9_0

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>>77695639

>>77695641
>Nothing they said was wrong though

The only reason you believe this if you are a brainlet, and seeming how you use terms as "snowflake" you probably are.

>>77695639
Maybe it's because I'm so used to light colored eyes but brown hair and brown eyes are so fucking cute. This girl is a legitimate 10/10 I fucking love the hair too.

She's also probably underage

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Canada

reminder to eat lots of brocolli
you wouldn't want to have high estrogen levels

>>77695775
brocolli is the best vegetable, with eggplant taking second place

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I dont think I ever heard this bass before on back door man

who has that image where the stickman says he's evolved beyond a gf? need it real quick

>>77695745
Name 1 thing they said that was wrong

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>>77695837

>>77695841

jokes on you, Im gonna have a card night with my normie friends later

>>77695761
>Quebec
>Top tier
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, where's Nunavut on this list?

>when you take a nice doo doo and its one large contiguous log

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>>77695841
Not only that but I'm going to go lay in bed and it's only 7:30. I would go to sleep but I want to watch the baseball game

>>77695761
put quebec in the god tier part

Oh yeah, can somebody post this gif in this thread

>>>/sp/77349331

And tell them I'm banned but I'll be back tomorrow

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

>>77695858

The statement "cars represent nationalities" is not a fact but it is obviously not true. There are only like 2 mexicans dishes that use grilled cheese and Mexicans work more than anybody on the OECD.

>>77695940
None of what you said is a fact

>>77695865
Territories don't matter
Atlantic Canada > Québec >> Praries >>> Ontario/British Columbia

>>77695917
I had considered it but that 87% white makes me uncomfortable

>>77695928

>>>/sp/77349544
thanks

>>77695965
Territories are literally best Canada.

T. Prairie dweller

>>77695965
>I had considered it but that 87% white makes me uncomfortable
literally all of them live in a small part of montreal, and montreal is whitest major north american city. quebec city is 95% white

>>77695929

WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND

>>77695958
Yes, Mexicans work more hours than anybody in the OECD.

in fact European countries work less than the rest of the world, America is above everyone in the first world because republicucks.

>>77696008
"work" more hours

as in sit on their ass while on the clock and get nothing done

Mexican immigrants: hard working for low pay

Millennial whites: neets living off daddy's money

"Le 52% face" is a blessing not a curse

should I get a vape or a pipe?

>>77695864
let me guess
cards against humanity?

>>77696044
Don't take it on me just because you are a brainlet.

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>>77695999
Sober up Chief Milks Buffalo

>czech'd

>>77696005
Fair enough, I will move Québec up

>>77696085
There's a reason they get paid less everywhere they go. You get what you pay for.

>>77696083

maybe poker

>>77696065
Pipes give you lip cancer but make you look cool
Vapes don't give you cancer but make you look dumb

>>77696088
Give me one good reason why northern Canada isn't the best. I dare you.

How do I get an Alpha female gf?

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Miss me yet?

>>77696154

just bee urself

>>77696156

why do wypipo get that rose tint around their eyes

>>77696166
wypipo (fuck them) are ghouls

>>77696164
I don't want a normal gf I want an alpha female

https://youtu.be/eHbbazuU5Fk

me

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>>77696059
>tfw neet

Now that footkraut is gone, I need to get this off my chest.

I secretly admire his feetposting gimmick. No one tell him.

>>77696307

kill yourself

>> 77696307
aberrant post

>>77696338
don't tell him what to do

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Make your choice friends.

>>77696373

kill yourself too

>>77696338
don't tell me what to do

>>77696385
suck me

>>77696381
no gf

>>77696389

kill yourself

>>77696381

sweet > Savvy > the rest

>>77696381

no asian gf?

>>77696381
Sleepy and Sweet are the best, Any else is normie or Incel.

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>kill yourself

>say your gonna drain the swamp
>don't do it but instead hire the swamp for your staff
>months later hire someone who will fire them all
>now you cleared the swamp

this was his most brilliant move yet

>>77696437
the 13 year olds go-to response

>>77696128
It's a mostly uninabited Arctic wasteland populated by government employees, resource extractors, wild Indians, and eskimos. No real culture, food, or architecture to speak of. The government is silly too

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>the 13 year olds go-to response

>>77696381
Savy/sweet master race

>>77696469
my neighbour works in iqaluit for the feds

>>77696453
>while causing controversy to get the MSM big time ratings because you own a shitload of MSNBC stock

So please please please let me let me let me
let me get what I want this time

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>>77696469
>uninabited Arctic
That's a bad thing?
>government employees, resource extractors, wild Indians, and eskimos
Only one of those is bad.
>No real culture, food, or architecture to speak of.
Blatantly false, but to be fair, their architecture does melt.

>>77696557
Lord knows, it would be the first time

>>77696557
Good times, For a change.
See the luck I've had can make a good man turn baa-aad.

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Your opinion of this guy?

>>77696506
A childhood friend of mine is a high school """teacher""" somewhere in Nunavut. Feds give him big money but despite his initial optimism it is just a babysitting job as they refuse to learn anything.

lord knows it would be the first time

>>77696599

I dont know who that is

>>77696599
don't have one

>>77696591
You can't stand on scenery and wildlife alone and the Territories have nothing else to contribute.

>>77696599
he has a funny name

>>77696616
you live under a rock?

>>77696602
how much more does he make than a teacher in toronto? my neighbour is an engineer and helps them construct infrastructure

>>77696677
I don't know his salary, but he is a teacher/vice principal and his wife is a social worker, together they make $200k+

>>77696629
Inuit culture is ripe with interesting stuff. Food, trinkets, music, history, story telling, traditions, clothing, mythology, etc. Maybe I'm just biased, but everything just seems worse in the south minus the fact that you can travel from one city to another via car.

Mexico is my preferred neighbor over Canada.

The evening had turned to rain
Watch the water roll down the drain,
As we followed him down
To the station
And though he never would wave goodbye,
You could see it written in his eyes
As the train pulled out of sight
Bye-bye

>>77696599
JUST

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>>77696769

>>77696745
I'm just not personally impressed with First Nations and Inuit culture. The mythology can be interesting and I guess ivory scrimshaw is ok, but they don't have anything that compares with Canadians of European ancestry.

When you were young did you ever love somebody?

/pol/ get out

not talking about racists, racism is an integral part of /int/, but actually talking about politics does NOT belong on /int/

we should be talking about how traps aren't gay and posting anime ladies' feet not getting riled up about shit that doesn't matter

Literally HitlerTM or Literally StalinTM could run this country and life would still go on

People who care about politics need to find more productive hobbies, if you're a carpenter you can build a cool shelf and show all your friends and be like "hey this is my shelf" and all your friends will say "cool", if you do sports you can talk to pretty much anyone who isn't an autist about professional leagues and you can play and have a good game with your buds playing recreationally

if you follow the news as a hobby people will ask "what did you do last weekend" and all you'll have to say is "uh, well, I read some news articles and argued with people in the comment section for 5 hours then I went to a forum to argue with more people I don't know for 10 hours"

you people think your woke but in fact youre very slept

>>77696769
I also prefer Mexico over canada

Comin out the rain you hear the JAZZ go down

>>77696831
I guess we just have different tastes. Most European Canadians outside of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland are kinda boring to me.

>>77696845
i'm stealing this

I think I just had a heart attack

>>77696872
I agree except I'd add NB and PEI in with Nova Scotia

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>>77696900
>yfw

>>77696948
It isn't funny I was honestly scared and it hurts

>>77696904
Fair enough. Someday, I hope to travel and see all the provinces/territories so I can more accurately rank them.

>>77696975
go to a clinic or soemthing

>being fat

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>>77696975
I think its very funny. You probably have precordial catch syndrome.

>being american

>>77697037
I haven't seen a doctor in 9 years

>>77697065
Stop fucking laughing dick

>>77697100
alright then, die

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>>77697100
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT ANON IS DYING

why dont fat people just go to the doctor

like dude, just get on your motorized rascal and get a checkup

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>Taking to my family over the phone because it's my mom's birthday was the highlight of my friday night

Also on wine bottle #2

>>77697110
There has too be a way I can fix this naturally
I dont trust doctors

>>77697150
he probably sold it for food money

>>77697168

stop being fat

Migrate
>>77697195
>>77697195
>>77697195

>>77697154
Me and your mom share a birthday