>be French
>wake up
>find thread about England on /his/ and try to derail it by claiming all English kings were French
>find thread about English on /int/ and claim English isn't a Germanic language
>derail genetics threads by spamming maps about France and shitposting angrily at anyone who suggests that French people might have Mediterranean admixture
>get run over by a truck
>Howdy Germanic servants!
>american """threads"""
>>77694394
*sharts*