No cuckolding me edition
Come live with me then
>>77682270
Would I even be allowed? isn't the USA super strict
>>77682233
silly video
>>77682290
>isn't the USA super strict
depends, it's really strict if you don't have anyone here. But you'll have me so it would be easier
>>77682320
Just like you, haha
>>77682438
don't say that...
>>77682326
>Sabagebu
10/10 taste
>$2000 one way flight
seems pretty expensive desu, wouldn't your bf mind?
>>77682534
>wouldn't your bf mind?
idk, would you?
>>77682518
You can't stop me
>>77682555
I mean.. I kind of do
I'm not really into ntr, I can't imagine he would be happy we me coming and trying to take you away...
>>77682725
I could say "please"
please
>>77682555
Why are you such a slut?
>>77682726
idk if he's going to want to come with me when I go to Montana. I hope he will.
If not then I'll have a qt kiwi with a qt accent
>>77682808
It's entertaining
>>77682798
O-okay
>>77682882
:)
>>77682899
Weird meat
>>77682835
Why are you leaving to Montana?
>qt accent
How many times do I need to tell you, I don't have an accent!
>>77682942
>Why are you leaving to Montana?
It's too hot in the South
>no accent
What do you call that funny way you speak then
>>77682938
Yes because that's a piece of her tail, she wants to be inside of her owner
>>77683009
Weird (hot)
>>77683047
I know right
>>77682982
>What do you call that funny way you speak then
That's called normal speaking! Everybody without an accent speaks like that!
Maybe you should move here, it's nice and cold weird I live, its winter atm and its 1degree.
>>77682270
Don't believe his lies.
>>77683062
I wish I could understand what does that paper say
>>77683106
>normal speaking
>sounds funny
haha
How hard is it to move to New Zealand? I was hoping to move to Montana because I plan on joining the Air Force and there's a base there
Do you get much snow there?
>>77683124
She is inviting you to join her club
>>77683222
Oh, I see
I need to finish reading books about her
>>77683274
Why is she pointing her finger to me?
>>77683305
For no reason (LOL)
>>77683195
Usually its quite hard (and it only going to get harder as they are tightening immigration) but I could get you in on a partner visa.
We get snow during the the height of winter, however it usually only happens in elevated places unlike in town where I live. Do you like the snow that much?
Then you could join the nz navy/airforce desu and you not have to die for no reason in a desert because we only do humanitarian aid and defense.
>>77683361
Wow she's a cute autist then
>>77683427
I like the snow but it's not that important
>you not have to die for no reason in a desert
I wouldn't be flying the planes lol, I'm an economics student
>>77683437
> autist
Eh?
(PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOL)
Let's hope Polska takes my Jagiellon dick this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ
>>77683471
>I'm an economics student
Then why do you want to join the air-force?
>>77683504
reasons
>>77683474
I mean only an autist would point at something for no reason no?
>(PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOL)
What?
>>77683583
> for no reason
Emmmm, yeah
> What?
N-nothing
Hey, hate to be a downer gang but another one of my mates just hanged himself in the woodshed.
LOL
>>77683652
Holy shit...
>>77683624
>N-nothing
No do tell me
>>77683561
The airforce could probably use more economists, considering the F-35 went $150 billion over budget...
>>77683652
>woodshed
I wish I had one desu
>>77683361
Also the more you post this anime girl the more I am starting to like her
>>77683681
No
>>77683755
Why not? Please...
>>77683716
>considering the F-35 went $150 billion over budget
This is what happens when the feds aren't held accountable. Praying for the Russians to nuke DC desu
And I'd probably just end up being a finance guy, dealing with paychecks and shit
Aren't you planning to move to Japan?
>>77683781
I can't tell you
>>77683830
Why not? At least tell if its something bad?
>>77683793
>Aren't you planning to move to Japan?
That's my long term goal, I'll need a post-grad degree for that, work connection and to bother to learn the language.
I'm giving myself 10 years to get there as a permanent resident, but I might take a gap year to teach English or go backpacking next year. I don't know how my job prospects will be there so it will be just my luck I will be forced to live in Australia.
>>77683913
I hope you make it there
>>77683671
Hey, don't let it get you down, it makes you appreciate everything around you mow.
>>77683716
>woodshed
>I wish I had one desu
Cheap way to warm the house, tear down the neighbours fence for warmth.
>>77683899
Well, I think it's neither good not bad
>>77683947
Maybe we'll met up there in the future, who knows what the future holds for us.
>>77684005
that would be nice...
>>77683986
Ougi is so cute
>Well, I think it's neither good not bad
Oh that's okay with me then
>>77683913
I have a uncle in Japan.
He's not making a good name for kiwis, don't know how he hasn't been deported.
been in jail for a bit there too.
>>77684028
> Ougi is so cute
:)
> Oh that's okay with me then
Good (phhh)
>>77684033
eh, I think I will fine because they can't hate me as much as koreans or east asians, plus by the time I get there their economy will be so fucked they will be begging for foreigners to come work.
>been in jail
I thought they just deported you
>>77684025
:3c
>>77684062
I really like it when you smile
>(phhh)
hmm?
>>77684120
>by the time I get there their economy will be so fucked they will be begging for foreigners to come work
They've been taking steps to deal with the collapsing population, it's not as bad as Europe and China are going to be
>>77684165
> hmm?
Nothing
Gonna play a game now
>>77684195
What you gonna play?
>>77684220
Not sure yet
>>77684173
Japan has the quintuple threat of stagflation, declining industry, massive public debt, declining population and an aging population.
Abe really has his work cut out for him.
>>77684120
I don't know, I'll ask his son who's coming this morning.
All I know is my uncle is being a fucking shithead in Japan.
>>77684261
Don't quite get that image lol
When you figure out tell me
>>77684269
I'll cut your work out for you...
>>77684284
Tell him to sort his shit out, he's ruining it for all the hopeful weebs of the world.
>>77684324
> Don't quite get that image lol
Because you haven't played Hyperdimension Nep 3 rebirth
> When you figure out tell me
No
>>77684336
>I'll cut your work out for you
Hmm, I don't think this works as innuendo
>>77684390
I'm tired. I think I'm getting sick
>>77684382
>Because you haven't played Hyperdimension Nep 3 rebirth
true
>No
why not?
>>77684433
I think all that kissing we did wound up giving you the cold I have, sorry.
>>77684447
Because
>>77684501
No point holding back now that we both have it
>>77684519
:(
>>77684547
Don't give in to the degeneracy.
>>77684566
> :(
...
>>77684576
I gave in when I was 15 or 16 desu
Thread theme: no bully edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkaxbaX1WAE&list=LLEvM7LgKm7-X_hGKdMETcNw&index=1
>>77684576
*gives in*
*heavily kisses him*
>>77684598
:/
>>77684653
> :/
...
>>77684690
Don't be sad
>>77684645
Enjoy your blue balls and lack of prostate stimulation.
>>77684773
I'm not getting anything either way, I'll take what I can get.
>>77684753
Sad and adorable girl
You too
>>77684773
>prostate stimulation
He doesn't necessarily need me to do that desu, though I'm more than happy to
>>77684859
:)
>>77684931
:)
Stop making gay posts.
Might buy a dildo desu
>>77684974
I hope she's alright
>>77685015
Which one desu??
>>77685017
She is (probably)
>>77685015
don't fall for the dragon dildo meme
>>77685015
You don't already have one?
>>77685061
I have one that's great.
>>77685048
I'll have a look, I mean if lesbians can enjoy anal play why can't a very straight person like me?
>>77685061
I wouldn't, that's just stupid.
>>77685048
I'd love to hug a cute anime girl neet
>>77685138
>I have one
>>77685149
Hm
buy a double-sided one like lesbians do
>>77685174
What is she stinks??
>>77685262
I've heard it's really important to have a base to prevent losing it inside your asshole...
>>77685262
Don't really care about that desu
>>77685289
> losing it inside your asshole...
What?? Lol
Aren't they too long for that?
>>77685342
Wew
>>77685289
>I've heard it's really important to have a base to prevent losing it inside your asshole...
yeah
>>77685351
>Aren't they too long for that
hmm maybe you are right, I think that was for butt-plugs, less important for dildos.
>>77685362
Any tips for an amateur?
>>77685351
>implying you wouldn't hug a 2d anime girl need even if she was stinky
>>77685289
Suction cups are great
>>77685418
neet*
>>77685453
>>77685408
>Any tips for an amateur?
don't push too hard or you'll tear your rectal wall and bleed to death
>>77685351
>What?? Lol
>Aren't they too long for that?
If they're too short or too thin then you can push them in too far and not be able to pull it back out. Almost lost a vibrating one in there once
>>77685497
On the base, so you can stick it to, say, the wall.
>>77685408
Hmmmm
>>77685418
Well, yeah...
>>77685524
O-oh
>>77685524
>you'll tear your rectal wall and bleed to death
uh-h I'll k-keep that in mind...
>>77685532
Oh I see, that could be useful indeed.
It does not matter that Lithuania was conquered and oppressed by Russians and Germans for hundreds of years. You are Europeans. You have white privilege. For this, you must repent.
I am an active feminist/social justice activist in the United States. The U.S. is one of the most racist, misogynistic, bigoted, and intolerant places in the world. Today, we must atone for our history of imperialism, racism, sexism, colonialism, and oppression. Thankfully, the time of whites in America is ending. Within a few decades, minorities will outnumber the white population, and our country will be led by strong people of color, especially strong empowered women.
What does this have to do with Lithuania? Lithuania must also become a diverse, tolerant, multicultural country. All of Europe, even small Baltic nations, must be transformed into a rainbow of ethnicities, religions, cultures, and languages. Diversity is our strength, and multiculturalism is progress. Lithuania must do everything it can to promote these values. This means drastically increasing and promoting immigration from Africa and the Middle East, installing professional quotas for people of color and women.
Lithuanians must do everything they can to check their white privilege. Wanting to preserve Lithuanian identity and culture is nothing less than racism. Everyone in the West is guilty of oppression against people of color.
In conclusion, Lithuania WILL become multicultural whether you wish it to be or not. There is nothing you can do to stop this. American social justice is coming to Europe, and rapidly spreading. Look at the UK. Look at Sweden. These are your multicultural futures. I only ask that you accept your white guilt/privilege and make this ethnic transition easier. Nationalism must never again be allowed to rise in Europe, especially in Lithuania. We must never forget the 18 million Jews who perished in the holocaust because of white nationalistic racism.
>>77685569
>>77685653
Can't seem to argue with this
>>77685659
No, it's NOT okay
>>77685659
>cucks his gf while she's asleep right next to them
>>77685714
YES it is.
>>77685737
She wasn't sleeping she heard everything through the phone and later even came to them to see them do it because the little sister and his gf had a deal
>>77685569
>O-oh
Yeah
>>77685586
>uh-h I'll k-keep that in mind
Just be careful qt
>>77685778
You didn't read the same one then; she was ASLEEP RIGHT BESIDE THEM ON THE COUCH.
>>77685824
I'll just ask you, is it worth the effort?
>>77685833
kys loser
>>77685778
No, it isn't
>>77685824
Yep...
>>77685900
It feels really good but judging from people on 4chan it takes a lot of people a few tries to orgasm from it
>>77685900
It takes a few times for your body to adjust to "things being inside of your anus;" but once you get past that, it's incredible.
>>77685953
>>77685990
Sounds convincing enough to me
>>77685942
Well maybe you're right
>>77685953
Have you ever heard about lube made of starch
>>77686058
Yes
>>77686053
Also, you might feel like you have to poop for a little bit when you do it. I never had that problem but a lot of people do
>>77686084
I don't think so
>>77686119
O-okay...
>>77686084
>Have you ever heard about lube made of starch
How do you know about this stuff lol?
The girl in the image is very cute
>>77686160
Why?
>>77686189
I read about it somewhere, lol
She is
>>77686216
For no reason...
>>77686272
>read about it somewhere, lol
hmm okay...
>She is
Yes...
>>77686119
Do.. Do I have to use any particular technique?
>>77686325
> hmm okay...
Yeah...
Hey, no bully!
/balt/ - dildo experts
>>77686342
massage your prostate instead of jabbing it
>>77686410
She looks like she's hurt hmm
>Hey, no bully!
No I want to bully a pervert like you
>>77686479
If I find it, I'll try do that.
>>77686534
I'll help you find it
I've always expected the satania poster to be gay, but not this much
>>77686594
I wonder if there's anyone other than me in these threads left who's not gay.
>>77686532
She'll be alright
Pls, no
>>77686594
Why can't you be nice like your Russian friend?
I wonder when eu4 playing less cuck kiwi will come back.
>>77686621
I hope so...
>Pls, no
Why not? I know that you're a masochist
>>77686642
fuck off normalfag
>>77686610
lol
>>77686731
I'm not
O ne, kaip baisu
binkas bunkis binkis
This is probably my favorite image that I have I think its very well done
>>77686803
Yes you are you like being called a cuck while I fuck your anime waifu
>>77686803
kuzu?
>>77686826 *
kuzu?
>>77686882
>notices an arrow in her back
Yes, I like it too
No, that's wrong!
>>77686981
>notices an arrow in her back
>Yes, I like it too
rude
>No, that's wrong!
Yes you're nothing more than a pathetic masochist
m-mommy
>>77687059
Hah
No! You cannot prove it!
>>77687096
Hot
>>77687206
>No! You cannot prove it!
Yes I can you like those kind of doujinshis I know
>>77687276
I don't...
Hate how 4chan accepts your money for a 4chan pass, but then memorizes the IP the pass belonged to if that IP was banned, thus making it impossible to use that pass until the IP in question is unbanned. Not only do they take your money for a good, they also try to prevent you from using that good while doing something that you are going to do anyways.
>>77687326
Yes you do baka
>>77687411
hahaha
dumb poleshit
>>77687411
That sucks.
>>77687482
You don't actually mean that, do you? :(
>>77687552
******* Jews
>>77687482
No!
>>77686981
tfw never tasted dick
>>77687696
Create an ad on craigslist desu
>>77687621
you shouldn't get banned in the first place or just use legacy captcha its like having a pass
>>77687666
Would get arrested by her desu
And YES!
>>77687696
That can be easily fixed.
>I wonder if there's anyone other than me in these threads left who's not gay.
>>77687781
>>77687814
Yeah, but I don't want some random cock.. plus UStards are circumsized.
>>77687813
>you shouldn't get banned in the first place
>coming from this poster
what did he mean by this?
>>77687814
l-lewd
>>77687813
Hah, reported you to police
No, stop
>>77687851
Em, whatever
> plus UStards are circumsized.
like, 100% of the population?
>>77687849
Am I not allowed to make jokes anymore?
>>77687851
>I don't want some random cock
Do you have someone in mind?
>>77687913
baseless accusations
>>77687970
>Hah, reported you to police
I hope to 2D one...
>No, stop
Why?
>>77687970
It's like 90%+.
>>77687977
Well, I kinda did.. and then he decided to date someone else.
>>77688013
Yeah, right
Because you're wrong
>>77688099
>Yeah, right
Good.
>Because you're wrong
I am never wrong
>>77688122
Yes, you are
Want some donuts
>>77688014
Oh, that's sad. I hope you find someone nice.
>>77688014
>It's like 90%+.
It isn't and you're a retard
Please kill yourself
>>77688184
Am I wrong about you?
>Want some donuts
At night? I thought that you didn't eat much but now I want some too
>>77688245
Show me all of the uncut US citizens then.
>>77688208
I doubt it'll happen.
>>77688295
*unzips dick*
>>77688337
w-why do you have a zipper on your penis?
>>77688269
Emmmm, y-yes
> At night?
I woke up a few hours ago so who cares
Haha
I would go to auchan, but it's closed already
>>77688383
easy access to the contents
>>77688384
>Emmmm, y-yes
You don't even know what I mean by that..
>I woke up a few hours ago so who cares
weirdo...
>I would go to auchan
lol loser
>>77688295
Don't give up. I believe in you.
>>77688429
Hmmmm
You too
Why? It's located really close to my house and they sell donuts
>>77688486
>You too
No I am not weird...
>Why?
Because its closed and you can't buy any lol
>>77688486
>Why? It's located really close to my house and they sell donuts
lol doxxed
How accurate is this movie as a depiction of daily Australian life ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqWvWR8KYFw
>>77688569
Yes, you're into weird things
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>77688574
You won't find me
>>77688617
Cute samurai
>>77688634
>Yes, you're into weird things
Not any weirder than you :DDDDDDDDDDD
>Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stop making animal noises!!!
>>77688752
>>77688752
>>77688752
>>77688742
False
Bark!
Bark!