>go out shopping >hear typical annoying American tourists

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>>77674975
>go out shopping
>hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>"don't they have elevators in this country??"

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I once saw a fat american family almost empty an entire rack of pork rinds in a supermarket

>>77675537
Maybe they were health inspectors

Saw a yank complain about his portion at a steakhouse just last week. 1.5kg full rack + chips wasn't enough apparently

>>77675614
>+ chips
lmao who tf eats chips with a steak
i can understand fries but wtf were they poor

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>>77674975
>go out shopping
>Hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>Realize i'm not on vacation and neither are they

>>77675643
>american education

>>77675643
Not sure if bait

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>leave house
>see a*erican tourists
>week ruined

>>77675643
I know this is probably bait so I'll ignore chips but a rack means ribs you tard

>>77675683
>Mayonnaise fries and chips with steak

>>77675716
>leave hotel
>see/hear hot guys speaking in a sexy accent
>week made

>>77674975
>Americans who choose abostralia as their faction destination
That's he problem. You have the worse of the worst.

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>Work in harbour close to the Little Mermaid sculpture
>American tourists waddle up, grunting and taking pictures of me and the ships
>Looks like they're about to shit themselves (they probably were)
>They ask for directions to a bathroom
>I send them in the wrong direction

Made my week.

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>don't leave house
>stay inside
>talk to no one

ah yes

>>77675867
>be Israelite
>can't even visit holiest place in your country because you aren't 50 years of age or above

>>77675867
based jew

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>>77675683
>Swedish anything
Mohammad, you wish you were American.

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>>77675845
>work at a cafe
>serve American his coffee
>"this has cream in it right?"

could not figure out what he meant

>>77676019
Ah yes, american """"""""""banter"""""""""""

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>>77674975
>go out shopping
>hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>"Hi! Can anyone speak English here??"

>>77675845
Kek

>>77676056
you dumb cunt
it's a cream you put in coffee that has between 18-30% milk fat

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>>77676075
Ah yes, Swedish """""""""""Traditions""""""""""""""

>>77676129
>it's a cream you put in coffee that has between 18-30% milk fat

why not just use full cream milk?

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I didn't come ANYWHERE near laughing at ANYTHING in this terrible thread. This banter is fucking terrible. Get better.

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>>77676284
americans are fat

>>77676227
because I'm trying to drink coffee, not concentrated milk with caffeine you shit cunt

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>>77676284
>I-I'm not mad at all haha this banter is so terrible!!!

>>77676316
Italians live with Thier mommies

>>77676317
then order a macchiatto or just use less milk

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>>77676197

>>77676316
Italians are as hairy and dirty as dogs and barely any of them live up to the "hung Italian stalion" meme

>>77676316
Italians aren't white.

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>>77676356
>>77676395

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>>77676019
>>77676197

>>77676382
I don't think you understand mate.
I want milk with my coffee, not coffee with my milk.

>>77675912
Explain?

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>>77676407
>Be American at restaurant
>See Euros smoking in front of entrance
>loudly complaining in French with broken English in between
>They're saying some pretty awful shit
>still smoking as well
>ask them to leave
>yell at me in French
>yell back at them in French
>Euros realize I understood them
>mfw

>>77676393
Kek this is pretty funny but honestly, who doesn't wipe their anus?

>>77676489
>http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/07/palestinian-dies-israel-restricts-al-aqsa-access-170728033811021.html

>>77676019
Welp.American "banter" boys

>>77676082
>"Hi! Can anyone speak English here??"
THIS!!! I did help a tourist many time. When they are lost.

>>77674975
Well, do you?

>>77675643
lmao

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>leave house
>asian tourists everywhere

Leave Strasbourg, we don't like you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@77676393
@77676420
>projecting
Tip top lel