>be me >8/10 iranian 32 yo virgin >tfw no european girl

>>77672221
move state? idiot

>>77672274

Im from iran. 4chan is filtered here so i have to use vpn.

>>77672291
iranian women are good looking and I know because I have been to babol

>>77672619

kek. yeah that city has alot of whores.

>Iran
>can't run

>>77672221
El mao, just move nigguh xD

>>77672699

too poor to runaway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnMvj0MG6TQ

>>77672736
How can you help me if I help you move?

firstly, fuck a prostitute, I know it's Iran but I'm sure you still can

>>77672862

what do you want?

>>77672939

i dont care about sex desu. i just want to get the fuck out of this shithole. im also talented but too autistic to make money with my talent.

>>77672221
Why European? One of the most beautiful girls I know is Iranian.

Honestly, I don't know how you imagine European women but you are probably putting them high on the pedestal

>>77673307

i dont care about the looks. iranian women are hell incarnate. this place is hell.

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>>77673225
>im also talented but too autistic to make money with my talent.
فکر می کنی اونجا واست فرش قرمز پهن کردن؟ اگه عرضه نداری اینجا یه کاری واسه خودت بکنی، توی اروپا تف هم کف دستت نمیندازن.

>>77673503
what the fuck

>>77673503

this thread is not about finding a job in europe i just want some euro girl to take me there. i knew someone who had this happened to him. i look good enough for that to happen to me too.

>>77673225
talented in what? Music?

>>77673561

im a motion designer (motion graphics artist). i can also design websites and am competent in adobe suit.

>>77673537
Where do you live? Tehran?

>>77672221
>8/10

>>77672221
>USA
>Iranian
>Virgin

Offer to one of your cousins the greencard in exchange for her pussy

Maghr*bis do that in France

>>77672221
Post face

>>77673596
>>77673619


here this is me:

https://www.interpals.net/mythmaker

I can give you 5k euros and a ticket to Berlin if you want

>>77673713

how?

>>77672221
just claim you are a christian and apply for asylum in Germany

>>77673735
do you have bitcoins account?

>>77673757

yes


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>>77673844
Do you have any connections?

>>77673894

connections to what?

>>77673894

if you mean friends or family then no. i have zero friends i dont go out. maybe once every two month.

bump for redemption

>>77673941
no, I mean for business.

>>77674289

i literally dont know anyone in real life. i had a panic attack problem that stopped me from going out. my only interaction with the world is through the internet. im a lost cause m8.

>>77673608

its a proxy im in iran

>>77672221
Well if you are too poor to live you cant even find a waifu in your country too.Womens seeks for power,even if they are powerful enough to not being dependent to a man.

>>77676441
Too poor to leave*

>>77676441

thats why i posted here .__.

>>77672221
Would you be willing to Impregnate my italian sister

>>77674338

Kek. Same here.

>>77678704

post her pic

>>77678913

sad desu

border jump to Turkey

subhumans sandniggers always go muh dick on euro women, seems like we need to go full Alexander on you inbred arabs once again

>>77682155

i would have like you if you were crotia because i like Cro Cop

>>77682300
i am Greek

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>>77682316

youre greek and you call others sandnigger?

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Girls don't save others, girls exist to be saved and dominated by men. If you're pathetic enough that you think a girl will solve your problems, girls will never look at you as a sexual object and you will remain a pathetic virgin.

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>>77682358
we are pure, Hellenic genes only

>>77683397

i witnessed someone being taken to europe by a girl from here. that guy is now a citizen of a european country because he married the girl.

>>77683441

that guy looks iranian. i was told i look greek too here is me:

https://www.interpals.net/mythmaker

>>77683453
That guy was an alpha who didn't bitch about his virginess on 4chinks. Even a hobo can pull bitches if he's confident and sleep his way into their appartments.

>>77683475
thats me and i dont look i*anian

>>77683487

wrong. you dont know that guy i know him.

Should've had an arranged marriage

>>77683644

no family and friends

>>77672291
What vpn do you use? I tried a bunch and couldn't find one that works

>>77683542


sorry but you can pass as a local in iran

>>77683999

iranian vpn. not available in english.

Can you explain about your panic attack?

>>77684006
maybe in the higly raped areas by armies of Alexander

>>77684159

you can pass as a local literally anywhere in iran and no one would notice youre a foreigner

>>77684134

its something worse than death desu. its so bad that even if it happen to you once you would stop going out. basically this is what happens to your body:

>feel a rush in one of your hands or legs
>it turns into a feeling as if there are a thousand needles being pushed down your flesh
>suddenly your throat becomes stiff and you stop breathing
>your chest starts contorting in
>your entire body becomes paralyzed at once
>you literally turn into a living statue
>whatever shape you were at that moment you will freeze into that posture

worst part is you dont go unconscious. you see everything and thats what makes it worse than death. something that will ruin your life forever.

>>77684605
But why? have you seen a doctor?

>>77684413
wrong

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>>77684874

Its a nervous system thing. If you are under alot of pressure and i mean really fucked up pressure that might happen to you. yes ive been to alot of doctors. pic related from another thread by me.

>>77684935
He is right faggot.
You can pass as a local in Iran/Turkey and maybe Armenia.

Op, I will start a business in the US or Canada next year or 2019(it depends on some circuntances). I wouldn`t mind sponsoring your Visa to go there. My best friend is also Iranian.

>>77685057
i would expect shtialian to be expert on arab countries, you are still wrong

>>77685210
Fuck off. I'm Iranian.

What if you just
Packed some food and hoped a couple borderes and hitched a ride to europe

>>77685323
arabs are all same

>>77684030
>iranian vpn. not available in english.
cool, of course everyone believes you after jokes like that

>>77685204

thanks alot man i posted my interpals above please send me a message if you could help thanks

>>77685406

https://vpnm.me

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>>77685347
well, if Iranians and Turks are arabs then you look like arabs.

>>77683441
You would pass as local even in Caucasus, you are very black, sorry.

>>77685507
difference is you are literal subhuman goatfucker manlet and I am Greek

>>77685489
Ok, cool.

Are people happy with this Islamist regime reigning in Iran?

>>77685594

dude please dont derail my thread thanks

>>77685605

>AMA

im not on reddit

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>>77685594
ok ok.

>>77685646
shouldn't expect polite behaviour from 32yo virgin in the first place.

>>77685747

im not being impolite. i just said that kind of question and answer belongs to reddit and this thread is not about you asking political questions from me. if theres anyone being rude its you. asking someone from iran that stupid question to put them in trouble.

>>77685671
>literal 3rd world arap making fun of Greece

Want to adopt iranian bf

>>77685836

are you female (female) or female (male)?

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>>tfw no european girl will ever save me from this shithole
Yes. no european girl will ever save you from this shithole.
So as a countryman, how can i help you?

>>77673844
sent ;)

>>77683441
turkish boy~

>>77673713
could you give me just to help my life? 5k euros here are like a doctor`s montly paycheck

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>>77685878

Youre iranian? how can you help me my dude? can you take me there?

>>77685862
Im a male (twink)

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>>77686033

:(

>>77685899

i dont expect that guy to send anything he asked for my bitcoin address and i gave it to him.

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>>77686012
There? it's a vpn bro. manam iranam rafigh.

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>>77686239

dude stop

>>77686239
>>77686316
Why dont you guys post in /ME/?

>>77687902

too much shitpost

>>77688474
It has become a lot better since /NA/ seceded

>>77673537
post face

>>77690295

https://www.interpals.net/mythmaker

>>77690339
>https://www.interpals.net/mythmaker
well shit, you are really handsome.

>>77690799

thanks m8