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>Met a Swedish tourist on tinder
>She asked me if I play piano
>I lied and said yes
>wants to meet me
What do I do if she asks me to play Mozart's Requiem before we fuck? Do I fake a heart attack?
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>>77671048
Put bandages on your finger and tell her your cut it
alternatively cut urself for being a beta
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>>77671048
Just hide your piano.
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just show her your brown mediterranean cock and she'll forget everything about the piano
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>>77671084
I have vitiligo so my dick is white xD
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>but how are you going to be the little white pianist at me and mdongos wedding?
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Why the fuck did you lie?
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>>77671255
if you mention a skill in your profile you will get more pussy. no hot girl will want a 6/10 manlet, but many girls will want a 6/10 musician
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>>77671255
Because he is a retard with no confidence in his actual skills
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>>77671360
Stupid girls
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