Hi, Germany-anons, I need in your help so much. I'm poor

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>>77606428
>to fly to the love of all my life
>in Vietnam

>>77606428
Sell your ass on the street, like all the other Ukrainians in Germany do.

>>77607097
Didn't understand you. What wrong?

>>77607215
Well, okay, I will sell drugs for your kids. Bye. I wish more muslims in your city, german fucking faggot.

Well we have ton of work here for people like you but its shit tier work which nobody else want to do. Also dont wonder if you get exploited and work 12+ hours a day if you work as a illegal here. Also realize you are fucked if you hurt your self becouse you have no health insurrence becouse you work illegal. The lowest risk and fastet way to get money is to sell your ass on the street like the other german anon told you already.

>>77607295
>ASEAN bitch wants to escape her hellhole
>you want to escape your hellhole too
you two should meet at USA ahahahaha

I can't answer your questions but i wish you well on your journey

>>77607390
wow, rude.

Anyways, you ingrate: illegal jobs are mostly in construction and agriculture, sometimes factory labour, too. Dunno how much you cold make, but it's probably a shit wage with shit working hours, which will leave you with only shit options to live (probably in some container with a bunch of other slavic dudes).

If you still want to, I'd advise you to stay away from cities, since the cops are pretty finicky about black labour and you will probably get arrested. Also housing in the countryside is cheaper.

>>77608797
To sell my ass? No, thanks, better I will go to your country and I will sell drugs :) I understood I don't have ways more, sorry. As it is.Thanks for answers.

>>77609004
I wanted work on the factory, but they can work people with EU passports. Some kinds of romanians and bulgarians. This is really sad for me.

>>77607390
>I wish more muslims in your city, german fucking faggot.
One bad experience with a German and you already wish more muslims for Germany and offend us. This is why we don't want people like you here. Stay in your shithole please.

>>77608926
Thanks you mate.

>>77609336
>No, thanks, better I will go to your country and I will sell drugs :)
enjoy getting locked up and serve some years in jail.

> I understood I don't have ways more, sorry. As it is.Thanks for answers.
Yes you have, apply for VISA and work as a legal here.

Honestly, don't ask us. How would we know?

Ask other Ukranian scum who have experience in that? Also, if you speak no German, but English - UK?

If you are a girl or at least a trap, I would be willing to find you a pimp to sell you to.

>>77609401
I can imagine. I'd rather have ukranians working over here instead romanians and bulgarians. Or mooching shitskins.

If you have any kind of education that's worth shit try to learn some German and work legally.

>>77609336
There is NO money in selling drugs on street level. There are so many Africans doing that already and they earn nothing. You WILL get fucked by the Arabs and you will earn less than what you can make in Ukraine.
The street market is dead for dealers.

Grow some balls and sign up to fight in East Ukraine.

I was thinking about this kind of illegal job too. In 6 months i would be speaking the native tongue pretty good.

>>77609564
Actual Bulgarians and Romanians are great. And gypsies don't work. What are you talking about?

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>>77609413
If would you understand me and you were not fucking stupid egoistic cunt I would not wish this shit for you. If you don't respect me, I will go in your country and there will don't respect you. If you want normal relations to you, you must stop to be fucking scum. We must help each other. If would you have problem I would help you. Now I understand why imigrants kill your natives. Or be normal, or go fuck.

>>77609631
Die Bulgaren und Rumänen bei uns sind der letzte Abschaum. Rumänien und Bulgarien an sich sind allerdings schöne Länder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS OUT THIS IS A MARKY MARK BOARD

>>77609716
you cant go because you are underaged anime loving autist you faggot.
fuck off we dont want you in europe

>>77606428

OP does your gf eat a lot of Nutella on panini bread often?

>>77606428
>I need illegal work in Germany
>I'm not crime scum
Are you mentally challenged? You wanna come to Germany, work here illegally, with no qualification at all and demand over 1600€ netto? What do you think this country is? A paradise for scum like you?
Learn at least basic German, seek a normal job and earn money like a honest, upright person. This is how it goes here. Germany not the Ukraine. We are tired of you ticks coming here to suck our blood.

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>>77609737
Das schlimmste an Rumänen bleibt auf ewig

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>>77609474
>enjoy getting locked up and serve some years in jail.
Did you mean >to kill german faggot cop and run away?
> apply for VISA and work as a legal here.
Are you fucking dumb? Nobody will give me visa! Do you know rules? If in EU no no one person who can to do this job only in this case they can give me visa like for foreigner "specialist". To work in Germany without EU citizenship and VISA - not real.

>>77609716
>If you don't respect me, I will go in your country and there will don't respect you.
You know what? I will go to brothel now and fuck an Ukrainian whore in the ass for 20€. And I will teach her some respect, because YOU, as her countryman, have fucked it up.

>>77609925
you are German and have self respect? You are a nazi.

>>77609925
>You wanna come to Germany, work here illegally, with no qualification at all and demand over 1600€ netto?
Are you fucking dumb, freak? I told about Sweden. This is Sweden's salary.

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>>77610085

>>77609782
I don't want you in World.

>>77610029
then sell ya ass on the street.

>>77610085
Ahahah. I don't care, I put dick on her. But you know, I will play with knife with your kid for 20 euro. You will enjoy, scum.

>>77610143
I know the normal thing to do in this board is insult a whole country when someone with their flag says dumb shit. But i have nothing against Ukraine, great people, shitty government (hey, kinda like my country!) but you... you are despicable. You don't understand how a civilized society works, you are rude, and you are just plain unlikable. Just stay in Ukraine, or kill yourself. Maybe that would be better for everybody

>>77610270
I don't. I will sell drugs. I fuck your culture and your fucking egoistic community. In future don't care about level of crime. You choose it. Enjoy.

>>77610421
>I don't. I will sell drugs.
Enjoy getting beaten up by arab clans or africans.

>I fuck your culture and your fucking egoistic community.
I fuck your women 2 times a month in the next brothel.

>>77610421
Seriously, you will not make any money.
There are a million more intelligent criminals than you.

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>>77606428
>I really need this. I'm normal european guy, I'm not muslim, I'm not crime scum, I'm not rapist, I just want to live like normal human.
ahaha
ha

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>>77610354
In first I respect all people who respects me. They don't respect me, I don't respect their. In what is problem? Will you say me about "civilized society"? How about muslims and blacks? How about nazi? Is this civilized society? How about people who don't want would all live like normal people, have normal salary? Is this civilized society? This is scum as it is! Non civilized scum! You must to teach yourself, not me. I'm looking for normal ways, I didn't want go like crime. If they don't want to say me normal works, I will work like drugs dealer. In darknet are many of germans who need load of drugs or dealers and I will go to them. Cuz they are not egoistic scum, they can help me. People must not to live in poor! I'm not rude, you are rude, your moving are rude. I will live like normal human, I tired to be poor because of my fucking country. Why do they have normal country and I have this shit? This is not humanity! This isn't civilized! I all.

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>>77606428
pic related is a cute ukrainian boy, if you look like this or could change yourself to look like this you will be fine and probably make a lot of money in germany

>>77610873
>I will work like drugs dealer. In darknet are many of germans who need load of drugs or dealers and I will go to them.
bait was to obvious.

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>>77610498
>Enjoy getting beaten up by arab clans or africans.
No way. Don't think, Marry.
>I fuck your women 2 times a month in the next brothel.
So don't default women give you sex? You are scum if you use prostitutes. Fun.

>>77610581
Doesn't matter. I will go in Berlin in September.

>>77611116
Write about your experiences, it will be fun...

>>77610932
I don't need this. I'm not faggot. I don't like faggots. This isn't normal for my country and our slavic socity.

I think USA ia better for your plan, OP

>>77611297
>I really need this. I'm normal european guy, I'm not muslim, I'm not crime scum
then become a cute girl(boy) silly

>>77611159
Okay.

>>77608878
>default coward sudaca plan
I will gun out down at the border.

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>>77611385
I think so too. I have friend in USA, he can help me, he proposed help with work and apartments, this is friend of childhood. But I don't have money for VISA and I don't have money for fly in USA. This is expensive. If I will have money I will think about this. Sure USA is better then faggoty Germany. There are neutral people actually. Many of illegal work and nobody care. So you understood)

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>>77611475
ahahahahahah but chicano
chicano
check this out
ASEAN BITCH WANTS TO MARRY AWAY FROM VIETNAM
BUT OP WANTS TO MARRY _INTO_ VIETNAM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S GOT IT ALL WRONG

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>>77611419
Not so power "european guy". xD

>>77610029
hang on a second
>11 May 2017 - Ukrainian citizens holding a biometric passport can travel to EU for up to 90 days out of any 180-day period for business, tourism or family
remember polaks complaining about it

>>77609574
rip givi
rip motorola

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>>77611475
Mexicans will too.

>>77608878
She doesn't want escape, but YOU ARE FUCKING GENIUS! NICE PLAN!

>>77610951
didn't that ali sonboly buy his glawk off the dark net so he could shoot at a drunk barvarian on a balcony?

>Hi, Germany-anons, I need in your help so much. I'm poor Ukrainian and I need illegal work in Germany for 2-3 month.

Germany is not some mafia state with a huge shadow economy where you can easily work at some construction site or as a day laborer for some cash. Even prostitution is legal, taxed and regulated here.

>>77611897
I like your bdsm scene but its always annoying when I finish downloading a clip and its in german and the uploader didn't specify it at all

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Eбaть тyт cpaч. Я дyмaл тoлькo нa двaчaх y вceх oт мeня гopит, oкaзывaeтcя я oбыгpaл cиcтeмy. xD

>>77611897
>Even prostitution is legal, taxed and regulated here.

To drive the point home, if you hear about some big raid at some brothel in the newspaper then most of the time it was ordered by the local finance authorities due to unpaid tax bills or irregular work.

In Germany the state is the biggest pimp and this pimp always gets his money.

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>>77611116
>I will go in Berlin in September.
>Berlin
Have fun.

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>>77612301
Have fun too.

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>>77611116
this eesti girl lives in berlin actually
maybe she can give you some tips on how to be pretty and cute

>>77611116
Berlin is one of the poorest German cities and has double the average unemployment rate of Germany.

Good luck, lol.

>>77612428
Ok

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>>77611116
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Лaднo, нacмeялcя я c VPN пидopoв гэйpoпэйцэв, пoйдy гopiлки i caлa нaeбнy и cпaть пiдy дo твoeй мaтки. Эт caмoe, Гepoям Cлaвa.

wow lots of negativity in this thread

>>77613286
Because of negativity germans.

>>77613815
if you don't like us then you should stay out

filipinos are fucking disgusting all of them

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>>77609401
Avoid agricultural work; there's a good chance you'll become a human trafficking victim and end up doing literal forced slave labor. Maybe you could do some English Language tutoring in your cunt or elsewhere? It's much safer than any other option you have.

>>77606428
>hi I want illegal work
>but I don't want to work in the only places that would potentially hire illegal workers
You're an idiot, what do you think you're gonna be able to do that's not hard work or prostitution?

Obvious Russian Putinbot is so obvious

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>>77606428
>I need money would to fly to the love of all my life in Vietnam and yet money for the study.
>Vietnam
Well, start walking now. It's not that far. Dreams are way far to reach. Vietnam is not. It will only took you about 2 years ++ on foot and hitchhiking. All the best for your journey to Vietnam!

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>>77622905

>>77610873
You in particular are in no position at all to critizise arabs and africans lmao

>>77623051
That's not a bad route.

>>77606428
hi max

I wish you lucky in your journey, I sincerely would help you if you come to my country. You should go to hong kong or singapure tho, in my opinion

Well, I just saw you can't afford flying, try looking for differents european countries. Germany/france and holland have tons of illegal workers. Also try to find groups of countrimen in those countries to get you work easier. Like ukrainians in Berlim(at your language) on facebook.

Gook diaspora here. This thread has made me laugh like I havent laughed in years. May Odin bless Germany and all of you Slavs too. Thanks for this thread!