>Paraguay >95% Mestizo >Uruguay >88% White How can

>>77600996
>Their borders are so close
what kind of lame excuse is that?
you have to take in account seaports and other factors

>>77600996
>Paraguay War
We slaughter 80% of all their people. Only natives living in forest survive.

>>77601048
delet this cringe shit

>>77601046
If I find shit next to a toilet, I have no problem.
But if I find shit next to my kitchen, then we have a problem.

>>77601078
But is true.
Not our fault that Solano invade Brazil...

>>77600996
we kill al the natives

>>77601200
>Charruas defeat Paraguayans in South Brazil
>Uruguay allow them into his country and give them lands
>Uruguay became scared of them
>invite them to talk about lands
>ambush and shoot them all

Not cool

SEA
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>>77601174
>Not our fault
partially, it was

>>77601113
what did he mean with this??
especially the
>my kitchen
>my
part

>>77601437
fuck off indio

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>>77601328
yep not cool at all

>>77600996
>URUGUAY EEEES WHIIIIITE
lmfao stop this shit

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>>77601477
why tho?
it's """"""board culture"""""""""

>>77601539
t. pre-columbian subhuman

>>77601449
>partially, it was
No
Solano Strike first. And Solano refuse to surrender, he even put fake beards in kids to make them look like soldiers.

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>>77601477
t.white norguay pic related

Paraguay had a large population density before colonization, Uruguay did not.
>B-b-b-but they are both guays
kys melanoma man

>>77601328
>>77601468
Would you rather have their grand grand children being motochorros?

>>77601723
plus the
>genocided all charruas
thingie that >>77601200 mentioned
we sexed them instead, which is how we raised our population to begin with

>>77601608
you invaded Uruguay
then again, what did Lopez had to do with Uruguay (ungrateful bastards) besides some help treaty?
Lopez was such a fool that if he made a help treaty with Peru, he would had invaded Bolivia to help Peru against Chile

>>77601758
Nop
I just don't approve the "ambush" style. If you want to genocide a culture, at less give them a chance to die with honor, fighting. Not simple shooting them from behind trees.

>>77601812
>you invaded Uruguay
What? We create Uruguay as a proxy. Why would we stat a war with Argentina?

There was only a politic turmoil in Uruguay, and we chose a side. We did not plan to invade Cisplatina, i mean Uruguay...

>>77601951
>Why would we start a war with Argentina?
because you're a humongous cancer
cancers grow, it's what they do

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>>77601951
>Why would we stat a war with Argentina?
Why wouldnt you ?

>>77601951
biritish created Uruguay not the Hue empire

>>77602088
Bull shit. Despite football hate, Brazil and Argentina are close friends.
>>77602158
Brazil was almost falling apart, why take steal clay that we could not hold?
>>77602770
Kek. You guys are just our proxy. Never forget that the actual capital of Uruguay is Pelotas.

>>77602840
>why take steal clay that we could not hold?
because you're a humongous cancer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana
cancers grow, it's what they do

>>77602840
la capital de tu mama son mis Pelotas

>>77602957
Dude, we do steal clay from all our neighbors (even from Uruguay), but we never take too much at one.
>>77602960
Hum, the amount of marijuana that you smoke is affecting your brains.

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>>77602960
uh se enojó

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>>77603148
para nada