Imagine having THIS childhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0M7Q9wIKs
Honestly maybe I should make fun of Americans less, starting to feel a bit bad for them
>>77587334
that cat looks very handsome
contrary to adult expectations children are very aware of being filmed, only actors and actresses can act entirely "natural" in front of a camera
>>77587334
an oval shaped egg made of chocalate that symbolizes the birth of our lord, perhaps?
My grandparents gave those to my brother and i when we were little, and I didn't get why they were so rare until I realized the illegality, due to a toy law from the 1930s. We never had choking problems with the toys inside because we weren't dumbshits.
>>77587382
this is why americans can't have nice things
the expectation is to avoid any accidents not because they expect all american children to be idiots
>getting kinder eggs for christmas
>a little kid knowing they are illegal
the fuck is wrong with burgers
>>77587480
Americans in general are terrible parents
>>77587573
They really are desu. The iPhone is pretty much their babysitter nowadays.