Mixing up the established order edition
Gay roleplaying welcome
>>77587061
Tfw no Russian bf
pls send death
me laying down
>>77587086
You're doing gods work
stupid laptop taking forever to post
Rugby.
>>77587157
Cricket
>>77587096
I don't want you to die
>>77587092
Don't feed her any weird things
Fuck me this new Arcade Fire album is shit
>>77587196
but it's fire!
>>77587238
>>77587164
both me
>>77587214
>zomg its about like consumerism and stuff lmao
I know you're joking but I am absolutely seething about this album
>>77587272
very nice
>>77587178
Ryussia noticed meee <3333333
>>77587116
I bet you'd make a cute little pet
>>77587360
I do...
>>77587360
i-is that blood?
>>77587360
wtf, I want to be your pet
>>77587359
:)
me taking my pets for a walk
>>77587372
(You) on the right
>>77587387
(You) on the left, no headpats for you
>>77587526
>no headpats for you
This is discrimination, why don't I get headpats?
>>77587526
> no headpats for you
Wow, mean
>>77587526
Hot..
You on the left
time to go die in a ditch
>>77587547
You don't deserve them
>>77587563
me on the left, getting a good taste of (You)
>>77587587
Good luck
>>77587655
me on the bottom
>>77587655
but why anon whyyyy
sup faggots
>>77587722
No surprises there
>>77587833
Because I can, but I think you deserve a little attention now
(You) in the middle
>>77588015
this is unexpected
>>77588010
Nice rainbow socks, I've been thinking of picking up some programming socks myself
>>77588010
To fuck with no Australian cute boy to call daddy.
I want to be your good girl (male).
>>77588107
why are swedes all so gay?
>>77588105
post results
>>77588107
>
>>77588139
I just need a cock really really badly.
>>77588275
not very hard just go on craigslist and ask somebody to poz ur neg hole
in fact you can make money off of this
jealous of ur sexuality
Not a big fan of homosexual behaviour if I'm honest with you guys.
>>77588275
Stop this, I'm only gay for girls, but you're making me gay for guys.
>>77588296
Literally this, if you are actually gay it's literally free boipussy no matter where you live.
>>77588310
>>77588322
big fan of new zealanders desu wish i was born there
>>77588371
I'm genuinely interested in why you think this way.
>>77588322
I really wish I was gay, it seems like much more fun
me on top
(You) on the bottom
>>77588371
Come live with me
>>77588393
Australia is nz but with a shit government and absurd laws, its not surprising he sees the superior country.
>>77588402
>I really wish I was gay
you and me both, it's how I know being gay isn't a decision because if I could change I would.
I can't relate to females, imagine having a qt bf who is also your best friend. Literal heaven.
>>77588296
No that's not fun, I mean a loving cock to make happy and all.
>>77588322
>>77588402
I can help you if you want.
>>77588443
>I mean a loving cock to make happy and all.
100x times better, but that's a more difficult to achieve.
I can only help you if you are a passable trap, that's as far as my psyche allows me unfortunately.
>>77588443
What would this help involve?
test
>>77588481
Ohh..
>>77588511
F-Favors.
>>77588544
hmmm I see...
I'm sure we could work something out... maybe
>>77588393
nicer people for the most part and mostly what he said >>77588432
obv every country has its share of cunts but australia seems to be much higher compared to some places i've traveled to
>>77588561
What kind of thing would you like to work out, master?
>>77588542
That's some awful taste you've got there, you should be drinking a red wine goon
>>77588562
Some would say that an abundance of dumb cunts is on of Australia's defining features.
When I visited everybody was very nice (more nice than anywhere I've lived in nz), but I was in a very posh neighborhood in Brisbane so that would explain it.
>>77588542
>lindauer
I thought they made chocolate
>>77588599
See this is a problem, why is every single person in this thread a bottom, being the dom is no fun compared to being the sub.
>>77588653
brisbane is definitely an exception. it's basically just 'get around the boys' culture mixed with nice, quiet suburbs and an excellent music scene. which suburb was it?
>>77588692
Scarborough
>>77588653
>being the dom is no fun compared to being the sub.
Then beg to suck my toes, pathetic wimp.
>>77588702
nice
>>77588704
It has to be loving domination!
I need a very specific type for some reason.
>>77588653
I heard you like to be dommed so I got some friends around and we're going to have some fun with you
>>77588738
Hm, then you want to suck my nipples as I call you a good boy?
>>77588762
Pretty much, with a little bit of bondage mixed in, a bit like >>77588743
>>77588788
Ah, you're so sweet ~
Sadly I have to go.
See you in my dreams.
>>77588802
Goodbye :(
>>77588810
Maybe I'll come back someday.
I promise I'll fantasize about tying you up in a chair. ;)
bye
>>77588802
Good night
Sleep tight
post ideal girl: small girl with short hair. ideally green eyes and a cute nose
Ideal girl: Australian girl (male)
>>77588865
>post ideal girl
You
>>77588889
>>77588900
:3333
i once had the chance to date a cute trap but i declined
thoughts?
>>77588923
Probably for the best.
I think I like the idea of a trap more than the actual real life thing.
>>77588936
This desu, it would depend on the person. If it was someone I liked then I would be happy regardless of penis presence but I'm not gonna go for a trap just because I've been out of the game for so long.
>>77588936
pretty much what i figured
also i found a photo of them pre-trans and that basically blew the fantasy right the fuck out of the water
>>77588985
I mean, pre-trans shouldn't really matter but yea it takes the magic away doesn't it.
Do you have any pics? How convincing was "she"?
>>77588999
yeah, if i didn't see those photos i probably would have gone through with it desu
no i don't have pictures available but i could dig and find them. although they do post on /b/ so look there and guess maybe hehe
>>77589061
>although they do post on /b/
oh you really probably dodged a bullet desu
>>77589099
yeah, was a little embarrassed when they mentioned that.
>>77589125
I had a gf that had a bdsm porn tumblr which they also posted themselves in (she was batshit insane).
Never really got used to it desu
>>77589145
hahahah what the fuck. where did you meet such a person?
>>77589145
Give us a look.
>>77589174
She was friends with my best friend (who is still my best friend) and he introduced us, god knows how they met, me and my friend just don't talk about that time in our lives because it was pure cringe for a good couple months.
>>77589181
First time I've told/shown anybody this actually.
She was a crazy degenerate Russian, weeb SJW, but it was totally worth it.
>>77589216
i can't tell if she's asian or not. was the sex good at least?
>>77589284
She's not, she was a Russian immigrant. She was just really good at makeup (and she wore ALOT all the time) because she did cosplay.
I only had sex with her once so I can't really compare it to anything, but it was amusing to try "dominate" her when I had literally no idea what I was supposed to do.
But I guess I can thank her for piquing my interest in bdsm as a festish.
>I bought her a dildo for her birthday because that's what she wanted
FUCK, I managed to delete this memory from my mind up until today.
lel
>>77589325
What color and shape was it?
>>77589312
tbqh russians are fucking sexy but cosplaying weeb girls are mostly so mentally broken and fragile it's just not worth it. i've only come close to 'dominating' a girl once and that was with my first gf who enjoyed being choked, although that seems to be a common fetish these days
>>77589349
Like normal dildo shape? It was a while ago but I think it was pink.
>>77589351
>mentally broken and fragile
You can say that again, that kind of girl is definitely a one time thing.
Fun fact: I hurt my hand spanking her so I wonder how much it actually hurt her.
>>77589378
rofl. i'm too much of a pussy to spank girls man it just feels wrong. choking is fine for me though so idk what the fuck is wrong with my morals
also post her tumblr
>>77589425
>also post her tumblr
I would but I have no idea what it is, even when I dated her I didn't go on it (much) because it felt like I was being a creep and more importantly it was fucking weird so I shut it out of my mind.
>>77589459
NUUUUUUUUU D:D:DDDDDDD:
>>77589496
I'll give you a bonus pic
Unfortunately she doesn't have any lewd on her facebook, and I deleted all my lewds of her because she pissed me off pretty bad when we broke up.
Truly tragic.
>>77589526
sounds like it was a rough journey and i'm glad for you that it's over
>>77589590
>I was like her 4th boyfriend
>She will always be my first kiss and lover
better than nothing I suppose
>>77589611
Could be worse
you could be a kissless virgin
>>77589659
I came too close to being one, I don't want to know how bad my self esteem would be if I was.
Luckily only a few more years and 2D waifus will be a reality.
>>77589750
Honestly I don't mind, but I wish my mates would stop giving me shit for it
FIRST LITHUANIAN POSTER IN THIS ITT
>>77589867
>I wish my mates would stop giving me shit for it
thats fucked up
>>77589931
Welcome!
>>77589950
It's just a bit of banter, I don't really mind much
I thought someone was calling me, but it was a wrong number.
feels bad man
hello
hi
hey
>>77590696
hey
hi
hello
>>77590696
>tfw I will never live in Japanese occupied New Zealand
Why live?
>>77590712
How are you this fine evening?
>>77590725
You can just pretend the Chinese are Japs then your dream will come true.
>>77590778
>You can just pretend the Chinese are Japs
I wish I could... I really wish I could.
>>77590778
Alright
Might go to sleep lads
>>77591733
Can I join you?
>>77591778
yes
>>77591733
Same 2bh, bit knackered.
hm, can't decide whether I should get Citadele or SEB
>>77591837
Perfect
me on the left
you on the right
>>77591953
>again
l-lewd
Slept too long, much precious time lost.
>>77592141
Time sleeping is never time lost my darling.
>>77592146
Sure it is, I could've spent the time doing something on the internet.
Also, I dreamed of World of Warcraft again.
>>77592245
>I dreamed of World of Warcraft again
What were you doing?
>>77592288
Just walking around some town on some roleplay server.
I miss those times.
>>77592333
>some roleplay server
Did somebody say roleplay?
I remember playing frugooscape because my parents wouldn't let me buy members, good times.
>on a flight to Frankfurt
>German mom with her ~5 year old kid sitting in front
>the kid is pretty annoying but that's what I get for flying economy
>after takeoff he notices something and points his finger at whatever he found amusing
>half black hand
>at this point I realize the father isn't with them
>mfw
Just had a nice shower and am almost ready for bed
>>77592709
>nice shower
Without me? Rude
>>77592727
Don't be gay.
stinky smelly cartoons
What's some great Baltic literature?
>>77592994
>great
>Baltic
>>77592994
They probably have some but I doubt you could find decent translations
Doesn't matter anyway, no balts post here
New Konosuba OVA came out a couple of days ago and they confirmed a new Konosuba season as well
>>77593222
I've only watched the first season and it was kinda shitty desu
>>77588322
>>77588402
>if you are actually gay it's literally free boipussy no matter where you live
Not if you want a bf who won't cheat on you. I've only been with two guys
>>77593286
Then don't bother with the second season because it's worse than the first
>>77593341
I'll keep that in mind, I only reason I might watch it is for cute megumin moments
>>77593291
I wouldn't cheat on you...
>>77593505
Let's be honest here, you are a massive slut
>>77593505
Yeah, but you're a bajillion miles away from me..
Gaysex feels good
Hello cuties.
>>77593727
Yes
>>77593751
Hey there
What have you monsters done to my threads.
Goodnight everyone
I'll be seeing you all in my dreams
saw "support your local big red machine" on some road construction machinery
apparently it's an alias for hells angels
>>77593810
Goodnight qt
>>77593810
Night
>>77593810
Nooooo, please don't go.
>>77593810
Good night.
>>77593005
>>77593039
Tragic. Are they the Aboriginals of Europe?
>>77593573
n-no I'm not...
>>77593827
>saying goodnight qt to another person
And here I was saying I trusted you
>>77594194
arr rook same(and qt)
>>77594252
and here I was thinking we were close
>>77594305
Why would you ever doubt me...
>>77594338
Jesus that picture of us is lewd
I doubt our relationship because you are racist towards kiwis :(
>>77594466
>racist
nooo...
It's just because you're all so cute
>>77594495
Now I don't know what to believe.
>>77594559
believe that you're my qt kiwi
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/lithuania/gedimino-kalne-galimai-aptikti-sukilimo-vado-z-sierakausko-palaikai.d?id=75320261
ohh shit nigger
>>77594611
ok I'll trust you one more time, I will warn you my heart can't take much more
>>77594963
Well I can't tell which one is you based on flag alone, so don't get upset if I make a mistake
I just know that you're the one for me
>his """"""""""""""""country""""""""""""""""""" has no history
>>77595044
We have pretty distinctive posting styles!
>>77587061
Who knew aussies and kiwis were such faggots
>>77595165
CUTE faggots
I'm not a faggot, I just want companionship
>>77595355
Why do you want the companionship of only faggots?
>>77595355
boys make the best companions desu
how should I feel when I have 2 fuckbuddies, but one is fat and other has good body, but not so good face ?
I enjoy having sex with them both tho
I love having nightmares
>>77595465
You shouldn't have sex before marriage, renounce your wicked ways!
>>77595529
sex is fun tho
>>77595529
Bet you're not a virgin, you hypocrite.
>>77595547
Cuddling is more fun
>>77595581
That's the first time anybody has ever said that to me
>>77592994
got you senpai
bonus it gives exact feeling of being an estonian
>>77595599
It is
>>77595529
i rearly been in /balt/ .is it always so.. faggy ?
>>77595644
only recently
>>77595644
It is only anime and homosexual flirting now.
>>77595644
after latvians left it all went downhill
I MISS PNG!
>>77595789
He probably wouldn't miss you.
i miss iceland
>>77595840
no fuck you, I was his favourite
Jaw hurts rn
>>77596062
What happened?
>>77596062
Was I too big?
miss when threads were actually good and not filled with retarded weebs
>>77595485
What did you dream about?
>>77596076
Lmao nice one
>>77596072
idk
>>77596076
it's never too big bb
>>77596076
Fucking stop it with the lewd stuff.
>>77596080
It only subjectively is shit for you, others seem to enjoy it well enough.
>>77596167
/balt/ has objectively seen better times
>>77596167
It objectively is complete shit now.
>>77596192
I've seen objectively better asses
>>77596167
you should objectively kill yourself
>threads have never been better
now if only png was here to enjoy it with us
Hmm
>>77596301
I hope PNG lad comes back.
>>77596369
What if he returned to Aus and you were him the whole time!
>>77592994
http://www.partizanai.org/failai/html/skirpa-sukilimas.htm
Viva
Viva
Happy
Might rewatch Sakura Trick desu
>>77596744
chu lu chu chu
>>77596792
触れたら崩壊 仮想の世界
>>77596949
Very good taste
I bet you taste good
>>77597135
Thanks
Wish my parents would go to bed already.
>>77597739
what difference would it make?
>>77597763
Quiet house.
>>77597782
They can't be making that much noise can they?
why is the blue of New Zealand's flag darker
>>77597892
The shade of blue varies on who produces the flag, so I guess they made them different shades to help differentiate them.
>>77598024
Yeah but they look different on the 4chan flags, it's weird
Also, do you guys have root beer? Apparently the Yuro poops hate it
>a neighbour killed himself again
>>77598320
root beer is a sin against god, soft drink that tastes like medicine, good stuff
>>77598699
Wish our medicine tasted like root beer
Is Moldova poorer than Baltic countries because of bad genetics?
>>77598857
Imagine bordering Ukraine and Romania, you're bound to be poor
>>77592994
Dvēseļu putenis
need an uncut bf lads
>>77598483
How did he kill himself multiple times?
>>77598895
>surrounded by gypsies and slavs
The axis of evil
>>77598805
You Americans eat some weird things, can't you drink coke like the rest of us?
>>77599315
Lithuanians can find a way
>>77599343
>can't you drink coke
I drink RC and Dr Pepper but root beer can be good too
I can understand if you don't like the popular ones like A&W and Mug, they aren't that great
>>77599398
I've only ever had A&W at an Australian Airport Burger king (we don't have it in nz) and I wanted to try it, I ended up spitting it out and throwing it all away. I don't know, it just tastes unpleasant.
Do Americans still not eat marmite?
>>77599473
>Do Americans still not eat marmite?
I think they might sell it here but idk. We usually just put butter on our toast
Some of the meme regional root beers are pretty good but you wouldn't be able to get them there
>>77599526
I had Hawaiian toast once at a diner, super thick slice that was sugary sweet.
It was weird because bread should be savory not sweet.
>>77599602
I've never heard of Hawaiian toast
>>77599628
Yea I just googled it and nothing came up, I just figured it was some american regional thing that I was given sweet toast.
The one thing I do like about america was the unlimited refills, that is very cool and also IHOP is super expensive for no reason.
>>77599719
>IHOP
only niggers and college students go to IHOP desu. We do have Cracker Barrel, and that's pretty ok
>raining again
>>77599719
shouldve went to dennys
>>77599782
>only niggers and college students go to IHOP
o-oh... I read about it a book long ago so I wanted to go, I much prefer the small american diner I went to.
>>77599846
We have dennys in nz and they are pretty shit, I didn't think there would be much point.
>>77599876
What did you have to visit the US for?
>>77599876
shouldve went to norms
>>77599914
Family holiday before I left my parents for uni, I had been to LA when I was like 7 years old but I had no recollection of it.
If it was my choice I would have gone to Japan or Thailand but Hawaii was nice too, finally got to properly use my scuba license.
>>77599929
Haven't heard of this place before
>>77599929
Hey there
>>77599973
>If it was my choice I would have gone to Japan or Thailand
degen
>>77599973
its a SoCal based diner chain. not good, not bad, but good size portion for cheap. where did you go in hawaii?
>>77600031
>degen
rude, I plan on backpacking one of the two next year anyway.
>>77600037
Sunset beach
>>77600134
Sounds like fun. Wish I could go desu
>>77600134
north shore is the best in oahu. sea turtles!!
>>77600031
morning morning morning
>>77600195
I saw a one during a dive, but I prefer baby reef sharks they are just so damn cute.
>>77600188
come with me desu, the flight isn't THAT far
>>77600285
>the flight isn't THAT far
It's a 22 hour flight from Dallas to Bangkok. I'd love to go tho
>>77600285
sharks ughhh
>>77600362
why dallas
>>77600362
>22 hour flight
oh... nevermind then
I've had to do 24hr flights to visit family in england, its pretty horrific desu
>>77600395
Trust me, when you see them slowly swim by in the shallows until the see you and then get all scared and swim away or when they are tired and rest on rocks you will see their cuteness.
>>77600395
>why dallas
DFW is the closest international airport to me and that's where a flight from Little Rock would go
>>77600437
I used to visit family in Germany every year, hate long flights
>>77600520
You have a city with 200,000 people with no international airport?
>>77598483
I killed Nico
>come back after 5 months
>threads still infested with avatarfags
till next time
>>77600571
There aren't very many people flying from Arkansas to Europe or Asia desu. It's easier and cheaper for the airlines to just fly you to a bigger airport
>>77600620
very exceptionally rude post
>>77600650
Sorry
>>77600673
>>77600711
Come at me
>>77600736
>>77600776
You have alot of Maki x Nico images
me on the right
>>77600804
I went through /u/ and /c/ earlier because I don't have my reaction folder on my laptop
>>77600776
No
>>77600857
>I went through /u/ and /c/
Ah, I see you are also a man(girl) of wealth and taste.
>>77600897
They're good for pictures of cute animoos
>>77600890
>>77600946
I'm running out of Nico abusing pics
>>77600987
good
>>77600987
H-hot
>>77600620
What do you think about this?
>>77601012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSNH9fmMV4
:)
>>77601032
Yes
>>77601060
She's a qt
>>77601101
That video gets me every time
>>77601101
I know that we agreed to not talk about it, but today I saw stockingu getting used again like a public toilet
>>77601151
Yeah, me too, lol
>>77601154
> but today I saw stockingu getting used again like a public toilet
No, you didn't
> again
??
>>77601205
>No, you didn't
Yes, I did and now I am also starting to think about paying her and using her "services"
>??
Yeah, I told you earlier that I already saw her after she was used
>>77601205
>>77601281
so fluffy
>>77601305
Me in the pic
>>77601279
You're lying
She would never do something like that
>>77601281
BULLY all fluffy
>>77601333
Why are you trying to impersonate me?
hello is this /a/
>>77601377
Because that is me