euroshopper edition
H U D like woah
https://youtu.be/fUGZq02cYIY
poo
blade runner
anime
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
more nervous for my 2nd driving lesson than my first
polling thoughts about this image. continued from previous thread
gf is snoring
might have sex with her
thoughts?
>>77583287
he say you brade runna
brap
braap
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
NEED a brit bf.
>>77583284
enjoyed this post
>>77583323
pics x
>>77583288
>bi tsu
how does that onamonapia make any sense
anime
wish my bollocks was positioned right between these two behemoths as they met, annihilating them
Just did a pitch black poo, I shit you not.
>>77583311
more than one of these and if i'd taken any of them my entire life would've been different
>>77583357
lol fuk off nerd
ngl london can be a bit dystopian sometimes
reminder that the south best gets less funding per capita than the north, but we never whine about it
why do people hate fallout 4?
Pitou
>>77583389
ah yes never heard the sound of cornish pissing and moaning
feel like europe's overdue a terrorist attack
>>77583384
>casualties: 0
>the suspect failed to commit suicide as his gun had jammed
>>77583384
wtf bro why did you post that
I really could have went without watching that
>>77583378
Like, darker than the night.
Mokele-mbembe
>>77583393
it's so fucking boring and not engaging in the slightest. the story line is shallow as fuck, the engine and combat are outdated, etc.
the only thing really going for it is the building part
>>77583411
cornwall can fuck off and be independent
>>77583422
source?
>>77583422
No he killed himself and one other
Everyone else lived tho
wish someone would run some unsigned code on my bollocks causing a bollocks overflow
>>77583264
kek, I made the original post
>>77583487
lol
business idea: liverpool and manchester merge to form a huge city
https://mobile.twitter.com/myc416/status/889840038996877312
such is life on Airstrip One
having a listen
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500551710438.webm
Genuinely miss early 2010's good lad Bieber. I know everyone ripped the shit out of him at the time but he was a harmless and innocent role model/ person to look up to for young girls compared to what we have today
>>77583544
>>77583559
Need gooks out of business
some ayatollah pronounced a fatwa against my bollocks lads. bright days ahead
anime is a serious mental illness
send weebs to camps and lock them up there i say
my name jeff
>>77583615
The scariest thing about getting older isn't aging. It's watching all the possibilities life had when you were younger are start to decay. Virtually every day you'll be hit with the question, "So this is it, huh?" and the sickening realization that you understand people who commit suicide more and more with each passing day. Life takes on an increasingly meaningless and tedious feeling as you get into your 30s. One of the best ways to get through these doldrums is to have an interest you really care about outside of work, friends and family. Something that no matter how much your life sucks you can still do and find satisfaction and meaning in and nobody can take away from you. The thing is, it takes time to nurture a hobby so that has this effect. The better you get at something, the more you tend to enjoy doing it. Being able to do something at an advanced level usually increases the value and satisfaction derived from your work. For example, how much more would you enjoy woodworking if you had tremendous skill and could build wildly beautiful museum grade furniture that people would cherish rather than another crappy birdhouse? How much more would you enjoy playing piano if you could play Chopin like a concert pianist instead of just Ode to Joy? Of course you can start a hobby at any age, but it's a lot easier to get to the point where it really starts paying dividends if you put in the hours in your 20s. I know so many 30 year olds who don't do anything besides watch tv and drink. All the hobbies they used to have were motivated primarily by a desire to impress the opposite sex and without that energy they just don't care about anything. They'll usually pop out a couple kids to make their life feel like it has some kind of purpose. But that's a selfish and reckless reason to have kids. If that's your reason for having kids, that they're essentially a form entertainment you're using to fill the existential void in your heart:
just kill yourself
covfefe
>>77583661
is there a drink i can make out of shit around the house that could help put me to sleep
ran out of camomile
>>>/pol/134927849
sublime post
>>77583673
warm milk and honey
Weed is known to kill 100% of cancer cells in just a matter of days. It is particularly effective on our kings and queens which is why the outlawed it.
>>77583678
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/dog-whisperer/videos/cesars-worst-bite/
not a single pixel
>>77583660
Remember that no one really loves you. Your parents were only meeting the needs of their own narcissism when they conceived you. They were forced by their culture and context to raise you. The medical providers don't care about you, they are only doing their job. You are only a collection of decaying flesh to them. Your mental health providers will tell you whatever you need to hear to be a functioning cog in the great thresher of our industrial society; if that doesn't work they will medicate you. Your don't really love yourself either. That voice in your head has been there all the time, magnifying your shortcomings and setting you back. You loathe your very own existence, and you are right, what are you doing to help others? You cannot even save yourself. End it all. Nobody really cares.
did tim ever mention what work he did for the government?
I'm concerned that they might have fried his brain
>>77583805
dont ever remember mentioning working for the gov
he worked at a childrens jewish summer camp in alabama that's what really fried his noggin
>>77583673
my semen
head on
apply directly to the forehead
i feel the need
the need for speed
>>77583824
remember the cuckio meme?
>>77583660
I love you.
looks like we got us a nigger in the woodpile
>>77583824
he mentioned it before in a paranoid rant
says he doesnt do it anymore
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>77583678
me in the top right staring at me dinner
Does anyone want to see a magic trick?
>>77583877
sure
>>77583877
yeah go on
morning lads
he says (literally every single time between songs) that he is not associated with the people that he worked with and he's a "free man".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjP0WfBJCs4
Also 5:14
>>77583903
goodnight
>>77583903
going to sleep good night mate
Wishing I was in England rn.
Run, run well the Rorke will get you
Run Paki run well you better get away
Paki run, run so fast,
Stoved his head in a hornets nest
Run, run, the Rorke will catch you
Run, Paki run well you better get away
(run paki run, the rorke gonna catch you)
(run paki run, well you better get away)
H E L L O T E R E N C E
>>77583931
I meant what he did for the government in particular
probably a chemical weapons specialist that got mind wiped by the 'service
>>77583879
>>77583892
Very well
*ahem*
Glabbity globbity glips
The next post in this thread is trips!
might try making my own baklava
reckon tim was really eloquent in the past
>>77583995
You fucked up my trick here
>>77584001
I'm gonna fucking murder you mate
love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0
>>77583904
cheeky arse wiggle at 5:14 bahahaaaa
>>77583991
BOO! YOU SUCK!
choose your class
boo-urns
Was reviewbrah shouting out Tim in his latest vid?
>>77584038
I can't comprehend this autistic mess of an image
murray rothbard
Next post is dubs or ill chop me bollocks off
you ever wonder why jewish people own all the property in America?
This how they did it
>>77584071
alri
>>77584075
would literally click on an ad if it said this
>>77584071
best get the knife ready
>>77584033
Don't worry mate that was just a warm-up ahaha, it's actually the post after this one!
wrong
>>77584071
>>77584075
Just as I planned...
>>77584057
based
>>77583692
thinking something like this, just hope it isn't to sugary
wrong
mong
>>77584106
*pelts a tomato at you*
*hisses violently in your direction*
repeating digits
>>77584112
>>77584106
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
prong
>>77584106
*lobs a shoe at your head*
need to become an apprentice to the teachings of Nick Land
Very concerned about the state of my magic show, poor reviews of late
Buying a brit bf.
Will pay him in love.
check those dubs you runts
throng
Murray Bookchin
>>77583245
helo w r the mees?
>>77584182
hello
CHECK EM
>private enterprise can't deliver on a space program
>>77584196
How was your day?
>americans can't into banter
ummmmmmmm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501027586851.webm
>>77584199
>>77584190
Mammi
Sauna
>>77584204
its true
>>77584199
swipe em
ROLL UP ROLL UP
COME ONE, COME ALL
THIS MAGIC TRICK WILL WORK FOR ALL POSTERS - MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN
the ONLY demographic this STUPENDOUS magic trick does not work on is BENDERS, i repeat; THIS TRICK ONLY FAILS IF YOU ARE A BENDER
Now what is the trick, you ask?
Simple.
Reply to this post with a single number, and that VERY SAME number will be the final digit of your post number!
COME ONE, COME ALL! THE SHOW HAS BEGUN!!!
>>77584204
private enterprise cant deliver on anything more than dividends for their fatcat shareholders
>>77584199
nice one TM
Saw a dead bird today, made me think of my own mortality.
post below is dubs btw
these days mate
>>77584240
>its true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SOMMNoCESA
0:16 "It's been a real swiper of a day"
>>77584282
me too lol
wanna touch butts
*gets dubs*
>>77584216
uhm, it was good
i sorted out a library membership but didnt really go outside except for that. ive been spending a lot of time inside playing Dwarf Fortress recently, though actually today i spent my time binge watching Serial Experiments Lain instead
How about you?
>>77584274
uhm, sweaty xx
>>77584199
>>77584322
that aussie magician really was pathetic this looks easy. sad!
name me one good beer shop another than greg
going to fix the shower tomorrow
been broke for over ten years now
>>77584269
3
>>77584361
Beavertown
>>77584361
what's a beer shop
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Saxons
>They comprise people from Germanic tribes who migrated to the island from continental Europe, their descendants, and indigenous British groups who adopted some aspects of Anglo-Saxon culture and language
So then all British are mixed with Germans?
poo willy bum and so on
>>77584361
jef
>>77584391
>and indigenous British groups who adopted some aspects of Anglo-Saxon culture and language
no
>>77584391
Yes, we are all immigrants
>>77584343
It was alright. Mainly played GTA5 and compiled musics from albums on internet archives.
Life's alright.
>>77584391
The Angles were more like Danes than Germans
>>77584399
glad someone finally said it
feeling a bit sick
>>77584412
Wouldn't that be mostly Celts though?
hate gays
barber charged me 9 quid for a haircut today, it was 6 last time
>>77584426
>Angles
Is that where "English" comes from? Ang, Eng, etcet.?
Going down to Donegal's lads.
>>77584456
broken britain
>>77584354
It is MUCH more difficult predicting someone else's get instead of getting it yourself.
Getting doubles is just pathetically easy really
>>77584421
After i finished the main campaign i now mostly spend my time in GTAV with the Skyhook mod/cheat - I set the time to be always 1am, the weather to be always "Rainy Thunderstorm", turn off player voices and just drive around in 1st person view listening to my custom radio station i set up
i reccomend it, its relaxing
>>77584468
nah
>>77584477
checked
>>77584477
kek
>>77584485
What?
check them
>>77584303
heh
>>77584477
*sits up*
I'm interested...
*pours a bit of my 40 on the ground*
that's for all my unchecked dubs
>>77584440
celts and the gaels i think, but im no history expert
>>77584199
Impressive
Hate queers
Hate trannies
Simple as
you are a part of the devon master race, aren't you anon?
>>77584440
Celts were a cultural grouping. English and some Scottish Celts adopted AS culture.
>>77584483
I'll check it out.
Mainly really enjoy the game because it's like going outside except not since it's set in where I live.
Really enjoyed walking around the Northern California based areas.
Gonna come out and say it; I HATE Cornwall.
>>77584542
>>77584543
who is this erectile entrepreneur
Have an English ancestor from Hampshire lads. Feel sullied and unkempt at this fact.
>>77584551
Do you like hiking? I live in the countryside in an Area Of Outstanding Natural Beauty (AONB), but I sort of take the amazing surroundings for granted now and i dont go out that much.
:(
>>77584572
why the FUCK didn't they use the same colour for the same regions
what were they thinking
>>77584590
...brian snail on the camera....
>>77584590
good to see him dressed
From the North East
Don't know much about my ancestry but have a Scottish surname and think my great grandfather was Irish or his father or something
Going to do one of those ancestry tests soon
>>77584468
It's where it comes from yeah, but the etymology of the "Angles" themselves is a bit murkier
>>77584631
lol
>>77584588
ANGLED
i have a theory that despite all their cynicism brits really do love their country and would do anything to for it, and that europeans know this too and hate them for it
now this is a good one
>>77584594
I love it.
I own a bird that I take along with me when I hike. She can fly so I have to be careful but generally, she's just with me because birds have better eyesight than humans and she can spot predators better than I can. I write down the sightings in a little notepad because it's cool.
There's a lot of snakes in the area and also raptor birds.
I had to get better shoes because I got freaked out when I started hearing a bunch of rattlesnakes while I was taking a rest.
gf just sent me this
how is the town of Reading pronounced
>>77583458
>>77583482
why is wales so grim
>>77584633
I'm from the North East and my surname is Scots as well lad
Don't know about my dad's side but I went and got the work on our tree that my great-uncle had done from my grandma the other day, I suppose I'm English on her side since all the names he has down are (one is literally just "English")
>>77584683
red ing
>>77584683
red-ing
>>77584683
'red-ing'
just read it was if the -a wasn't there
>>77584714
are you working in a bus depot again this summer
>>77584683
"red-ing"
>>77584663
thats amazing
the one thing i really envy about america is how you still have honest-to-god wilderness out there with animals and stuff
the only non-farmland natural areas we have are so rare theyre in specially designated National Parks and so full of tourists and stuff
little hamlets and teeny villages are cozy, but it would be cool to see a proper primeaval forest someday
Just had a random urge to make a boiled egg so I only went and did it didn't I?
I should NOT be allowed in the house by myself! :D
>>77583335
Brade?
>>77584683
we have tons of readings here you spaz
>>77584686
>wealth = beauty
maybe in urban areas you twot
Wales is beaut, you dont need money to enjoy nature
>>77584697
>>77584701
>>77584703
Don't listen to these twats
>>77584683
It's pronounced the same as it's spelled
in belgium lads
gonna eat some waffles tomorrow haha
>>77584772
i've never seen one
>>77583245
>Visiting my sister in reykjavÃk
>lives downtown across from shop
>go there at like 2 am to buy a coke and chips
>woman in dirty joggers and an addidas jacket ahead of me
>back of her left hand covered in small red round scars
was that a junkie or
>>77584775
mate cardiff is pretty fucking grim
>>77584802
i said 'maybe in urban areas' didnt i you silly bastard
>>77584801
sounds like my wife!
*cue laughtrack*
>>77584801
you mean crisps
>>77584775
Wales is a shithole. The Welsh are fucking subhuman, they're all thrashy chavs.
>>77584801
probably just has an aggressive cat
t. i have an aggressive cat
>>77584856
nah actually chips lad
small bag was 450kr
Moving to reading
Was told its good for you
...yes
>>77584801
doesn't matter
>>77584892
reading's the thing that's good for you, not reading
>>77584868
>C*ltic solidarity
i want to apologize to the guy who i called a spaz
apparently we only have one reading but its near where i live so i just figured there were more
sorry
>>77584877
sounds like a good deal
>hot fried potato chips
Australia: chips
uk: chips
us: fries
>baked / fried slices of potato, generally bagged
australia: chips
uk: crisps
us: chips
>>77584868
you're just jelly because we've actually managed to keep our language
>>77584825
lend us a fiver
>i fink you're freaky and i like you a lot anon
how doth thy respond
miserable fat belgian bastards
I think I have Alzheimer's.
>>77584937
we call them st patricks potato fingers
having some cold bagged chips
>>77584953
meet me in the foggy dew tomorrow night at 9 and i'll buy you a pint
>>77584954
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD up wOAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE MINUTE JESUS CHRIIISst
>>77584954
Aren't you married and have a kid lol
>>77584983
the fuck am i looking at
>>77584939
Your language is literally just a retarded version of Old Irish. You're knock-off Irish. The sooner you realize that fact the better.
mboko you in lad?
>>77584963
nice post anon!
>>77585011
thats the scots you're thinking of lad
>>77584954
saw her live and she flashed her pussy
Think I'm a little highly strung
>>77585009
think it's ear stretching gone wrong
>>77585011
jealous that there are literally 14 times more welsh speakers than irish ones?
>>77585019
Seen the literally female version of Mboko recently.
https://www.google.ie/search?q=emma+dabiri&oq=emma+dabiri&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2521j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>77585011
Well, which is it? The other guy seemed pretty insistent that English is Germanic, and now you've come along saying English is a bastard child of old Gaeilge.
IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVER
https://youtu.be/3wIKck2idVI
be afraid
be very afraid
the egg wasn't hard boiled so I had to suck the runny egg out of a hole in the shell
>>77585049
Actually only 1/4 of Welsh "speakers" to Irish speakers.
>>77585049
what good is a language without a proper country
>>77585036
scots are english in denial tbqh
>>77585069
wiki says there are 40,000-80,000 irish speakers and 515,000 welsh ones
think yer wrong lad
>>77585051
>https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/29/irish-white-easter-rising-ireland-racism
fucking british media spreading their filth over here
>>77585090
I’m just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
>>77585111
There are 2 million Irish speakers. Actual formally tested speakers not self reported.
>>77585131
love panic at the disco
>>77585131
Like this song recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyKE2-B8RlA
>>77585176
would appreciate it if you'd not post my personal info x
>>77585142
Native speakers you spacker
Wales actually has 700,000 now ive looked into it, meaning youre BTFO even harder than before
>>77585176
my dad used to yell "rollsplitt" and chase me up the stairs when i was a bairn
>>77585213
i thought it said rollspliff
ROLLSPLITT ! ! ! !
*chases you while my willy flails about like a morning star*
>>77585210
700,000 is less than 2,000,000 you English working class knacker. :)
>>77585223
it's the jerry world for asphalt or wood chippings or something like that
he knew all these weird jerry words cause he was born in paderborn and he would yell them and have me giggling like mad
>>77585240
the ol' Irish brainpower showing its worth once again I see
>At least one in four people (~1.7 million) on the island of Ireland claim to understand Irish to some extent. Estimates of fully native speakers range from 40,000 up to 80,000 people.[2][3][4] Areas in which the language remains a vernacular are referred to as Gaeltacht area.
Happy life, with the machines
Scattered around the room
Look what they made, they made it for me
Happy technology
>>77585234
morning stars dont flail
>>77585011
it's in a completely different language branch you utter mong.
>>77585090
>proper country
you're a british puppet state that decided to jump ship to become an EU puppet state. you're literally british culturally and linguistically, to the extent where the national identity you claim to have is based around trivial shit like "we say craic instead of banter xD"
>>77585286
thank you
these chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they want to hold hands
>>77585268
paddy blown the fuck out yet again
>>77585286
would enjoy one of these specimens colliding at high speed into my ballbag
I showed you my dick answer me
>>77585332
Hello
>>77583559
>Had headphones on full volume
>Webm made me jump like a god-damned shocked nigger.
time for a sleep
swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
still so young and desperate for attention
let it go streamline
Not many things impress me nowadays
>>77585374
*does an impressive dance*
>>77584868
All Urban-dwellers are subhuman
>>77585268
Your intellect is beneath and clearly unable to grasp my assertions. I'd expect nothing less from a council house rat, and I say that will all the necessary and sincere familiarity with Wales.
>>77585393
*looks down at my phone*
>>77585063
>Literally IDF
>>77585393
is that even safe??
>>77585297
>it's in a completely different language branch you utter mong.
No. It's descended from Old Celtic as is Irish and the further you go back with Welsh, into Old Welsh, the more it resemble Irish. You're Latino/Continental Celtic mongrels. Genetically and Culturally.