What is it with Americans and "getting pinkeye"?

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God, what a fucking amazing thread

>>77566319
Good question, I've often wondered the same thing.

I've gotten conjuctivitis only once in my life and it was after sharing a hashish pipe with a Morrocan immigrant.

>>77566319
They're becoming zombie!!!!

>>77566319
Americans are filthy people, are you surprised?

>shart in mart
>try to wipe it
>realise you don't have toilet paper and you got shart all over your hand
>cry
>wipe your tears with your hand

it's hot

>>77566319
i have allergies so i rub my eyes and it worsens

the end

>>77566319
yea I don't understand it either

pinkeye is for children and people who don't wash their hands

Sometimes I get conjunctivitis after going to banya because the sweat gets in my eyes

>>77566319
is it a porn thing?

>pinkeye
>eye is red
PRANKED

americans are obsessed with eating ass

I just assume people with pinkeye are gays and do this >>77567294

>>77567423
It's also more common amongst muslims because they wipe their ass with their hands

and pooinloos of course

I only experienced pink eye when I was in the military

>>77569882
gay

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>>77567916
> wipe their ass with their hands
TIL

>>77566319
Their optometrists are Hindus.