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>>77551201
Round the back of the bins after a chippie tea.

>>77551201
Yes at age 17

(Actually I'd be too embarassed and just try a quiet park at night, as I did)

Moved out at 18 for studies, never had a gf before.
Still, when I got gf later, we would spend the weekend at our respective parents and usually go to the movies on the saturday. So making out a lot in the cinema. Then frustrated. Then the car. Making out in the car.

In my room while they're out. My mum walked in on me getting the first bj I ever had

>>77551258
swag

>>77551258
Greentext.

>>77551258
what happened next, my kangaroo friend?

I'm not a europoor so I have a house big enough where I can fuck her in my room and my parents won't hear the moans.

>>77551258
did your mum join her?

pls respond

>>77551201
>I'm not a europoor so I have a house big enough where I can fuck her in my room and my parents won't hear the moans.
You need to learn how to fuck

>>77551361
You need to learn to choke your women when they are too loud and move into a house with more than 2 bedrooms.

>>77551201
In your car

>>77551381
Am I supposed to laugh now? And I thought Germans had a bad sense for humor, holy fuck.

>>77551425
I'm guessing your love making is as dry as your humor.

>>77551388
What's up Delaware County bro.

>>77551276
>>77551286
Sorry friends its really not that exciting
>gf around and its quiet, parents are out at the time
>get to the inevitable make out sesh on my bed
>it escalates and she takes off my belt
>she strips to her underwear and takes bra off
>play with her tits
>already rock hard when she pulls my jeans down and it slaps her in the face (this is now my fetish)
>she goes very slow, not quite sure what she's doing but no teeth so its all good
>start to thrust a little until she's eventually deep throating between taking breaths
>holding her down briefly because it feels incredible and don't hear the front door open because of her gagging
>hear door close
>"oh fuck"
>my room is literally 5m from the front door and the first thing she does is walk over and fling the door wide open
>"oh my -"
>gf has just removed her mouth from my johnson and has drool and precum dripping from her mouth
>mum retreats immediately with door slammed shut
>we both race to get changed
>she stays in the room too embarrassed to leave
>I go out and tell my mum she should know to knock
>she says its fine for her to come over but she doesn't want anything sexual happening in the house
>agree and later disregard that obviously

>>77551448
Some kids from a local high school got arrested for trying to make a bomb

>>77551381
this one is lame

>>77551448
this ones better

>>77551457
>>she says its fine for her to come over but she doesn't want anything sexual happening in the house
Just tell her you thought you might be gay and was experimenting and she will hold your gfs legs open for you to stop you turning out queer.

>>77551519
Mate this was years ago. I live with my current gf now

>>77551466
Holy shit. At least it wasn't Dublin

her house?

i also already fucked my gf several times at college.

>>77551457
Holy fuck that mad me laugh. Luckily I don't live at home any more so me and the gf never have that problem.

I did it a few times in my bedroom and I live in a pretty old and small house.
The gf was definitely loud and nobody mentioned it.
I think they were respecting the fact that I have never acknowledged them ever having loud sex that I've obviously heard.

I always play dumb about people having sex for that reason.

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>gf
RRREEEEEEEE!

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>>77551201
to her house

>>77551201
sex

>>77551201
my room
her apartment
if the weather's nice outside I fuck her behind a bush I don't give a shit

>>77553930
Kek

>>77551457
>>77551519
/int/ truly is the school of life.