Drafted into the military edition.
This one was the first one posted no hard feelings to the other guy
>>77550435
>Fug, same thing might happen to me...
WTF...
>>77550515
> WTF...
If I drop out of my uni i will be drafted for one year
>>77550551
don't drop out then
Oh god, firefox was eating up ALL the memory for some reason. Glad I restarted.
>>77550435
How is the Russian army?
>Like what exactly?
Lots of things you can do. Since I'm at imgur, have this:
http://imgur.com/a/R33fH
TL;DR: do everything you can to reduce testosterone, specially with a diet rich in greens and low on red meat and eggs; do cardio but don't lift weights; buy all skin products that exist and apply them daily, use good shampoo, consider taking some hormones on the side (I never tried this, it's for people who are more serious about it).
>>77550595
The problem is none of that will change your facial features.
I can't delete the other thread.
I don't think that the russian wants to become a trap lol
Well he asked what I meant exactly by grooming.
Who wouldn't
>>77550666
holy shit the satanic trips pls spare us
Good night
me on the left
>>77550705
Night.
Me in the middle.
>>77550572
I know
>>77550595
> How is the Russian army?
>this captcha
Lol
Em, it depends on the place where you will serve
You might end up in some place with Dags and Chechens or in some comfy place near you home city
It's probably not really hard, but most young guys want to dodge it. Only one of my classmates wanted to go there (to become a sailor) but he was a retard who failed his final math exam
>>77550684
Did somebody say Satania?
>>77550595
Btw, I already have these pics, but thanks anyway
>>77550732
Good job
*thumbs up*
>>77550767
Thanks, it took a few attempts.
>>77550738
>>77550763
Hm I see I see. I hope for the best, cute boy.
>>77550743
debiru
>>77550790
:)
Hm, I think I should get going too.
It's too late (or early) to sleep now, so I think I'll play some blackjack in gta sa or watch some stream
Bye anyway
(satania sucks btw)
>>77550732
Show me the religion map pls
>>77550827
Do you want to know what I have or everyone? I didn't take a screenshot of it, and steam desktop has been giving me trouble today for some reason.
>conscription
Heh
>>77550844
I want to know if you've stuck to the orthodox faith and enforced it on the lesser peoples.
>>77550945
Of course, my dude. Orthodoxy with the 3rd rome DLC is nuts.
>>77550996
How do you do it? I can't play this game without cheating a little with the monarch points. Gratz.
>>77551065
I've played a fair bit (650 hours), and this run took quite a few restarts (like 50 but most were before 1460).
going to visit lithuanian gf in two weeks, any tips?
>>77551160
Tell her to not commit suicide.
>>77551160
Don't make others think that I am you.
>>77550996
Oh god yes, it's beautiful.
Thread Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lbjNVbGe4
>>77551229
Flag is censored because I messed it up.
Some dude just came in during the last 10 minutes of my lecture, why bother.
Ping.
Great Firewall of China huh. Not so great it seems.
>>77551533
Ming.
>>77551553
Qing.
>>77551541
It would be pretty impossible to remove every single proxy
>>77551533
pow
>>77551533
Pong.
Thread is going so fast nobody will see my gay roleplaying
>>77553291
Stop.
>>77555122
Why?
>>77555152
We need to fix the gay problem here. I'd like to make an exception for you, but I must be a just ruler.
me on the left
>>77550551
Regardless of whether I drop outta college or not, I'll end up getting drafted into the fucking army for like 2 years. And there are only 2 months left till my service starts. I wanna hang myself now.
>>77555184
Wizards can't rule, step aside lil boy
>>77555332
Who the hell do you think you are?
>>77555184
I think we have bigger problems than the gay one, namely a certain Lithuanian
>>77555511
What do you mean? I love his smart and funny comments, especially the ones about "normalfags"
>>77555228
Just come here, I have a Korean friend who is dodging draft, he basically hates Korea now.
Pretty funny desu
>>77555567
That's what I'm saying, we need him to post more so we can all enjoy his wonderful wit and intellect.
Yes I am woke
>>77555824
Good morning(night)
>>77555824
Hello.
>>77555975
>>77556171
hello, friends, how's your day?
Hmm.
>>77556487
Twas a good day, I almost lost 10% of the total grade of one of my papers because I missed an assignment but my tutor let it slide and gave me more time.
>>77556487
Fine, nothing particularly interesting happened
>>77555379
I'm your king
>>77550625
>newfags
when will they learn
Gonna make a cup of tea lads
Hello
>>77558184
Having some tea right now
>>77558184
Good, keep me updated
>half day thread is lith autist and gay russian posting
>other half is gay nz and gay american posting
How did things get to this?
>>77558729
I like posting here
>>77558729
It was always like this, you were just too blind to see.
>>77558729
Whenever I go to Lithuania, it feels like I'm having a stroke because of their fucked up language. Is it the same for Lithuanians too?
>>77558798
Me too.
>>77558798
>>77559202
cute
me on the left
america on the right
>>77559344
wtf stop that
>>77559344
Enjoy those glass shards that are about to be embedded in our legs.
>>77559392
>embedded in our legs
l-lewd
Stop the gay!
Increase the gay!
>>77559610
Pump it up!
Pump it!
*LOUDER*
Pump it!
*LOUDER*
Pump it!
*LOUDER*
https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI
>>77560065
I've heard nothing but terrible things about this character. Give me the red pill, anon.
>>77560175
I don't watch anime
>>77560242
That makes two of us.
*cute anime pic here because I'm phoneposting*
>>77560242
I'm sorry but you have to leave
>>77560175
It just wasn't a good anime in general.
/deutsch/ memes are way better than anything you guys have
>>77560280
No :(
>>77560344
Go fuck your cousin.
>>77560400
No need to be a rude cunt you nigger
>>77560421
Sorry, too much eu4.
PUSH IT
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>77559131
Besikiškiakopūsteliaudamas
>>77560581
walk along the razor's edge
>>77560725
With no one left to stand in your way
>>77560851
You might get careless but you'll never be safe
>>77560922
Welcome to the limit
>>77561005
I don't think you know this song
>>77561034
I do know it retard, I just don't like writing the text in random order
>>77561090
>I just don't like writing the text in random order
That's what you're doing tho
>>77561124
I don't see the point that you're trying to make
>>77561172
I'm saying that you're a silly bo-billy
>>77561124
>don't
I don't know why I wrote that word haha
Stop ERPing you fucking faggots
>>77561200
You on the left, me on the right
>gay roleplaying without me
traitors
>>77561271
Fuck off
>>77561275
sorry sweetie
Didn't you go for tea?
>>77561186
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>77561302
Went to bed at 7 last night and woke up at 5
>>77561299
I finished, it was only a single cup, can't drink too much at night.
well you're back now
I have to wake up early today, feels bad man.
Stupid work at 10am
>>77561582
What do you do?
>>77561582
I have to leave by 8 am.
>>77561200
>Oh Anon I am glad that enjoyed my warm insides so much, before coming I felt that you pushed into me as hard as you can so your penis is fully inside me while you're cumming.
>You filled me full of your white goo its even spilling out out of my special spot, I think I might be pregnant now
>>77561645
That sounded hot.
I should write plots for hentai
>>77561645
unironically me
>>77561602
I help do research with one of my lecturers, just grunt stuff.
>>77561626
I am not looking forward to working an actual job.
>>77561271
Try covering your butt in the future.
>>77561758
no panties are the best panties
>>77561757
Oh
>>77561785
You could try to hide your disappointment next time...
>>77561757
But anon, it will get you out of the house & socializing with others. Hehe
>>77561811
I didn't know how to respond. Are you the aquaculture kiwi?
>>77561815
haha yea, just like that time I socialized at my other jobs... wait that never happened.
>>77561837
yea, aqua a cute
>>77561867
I live near a catfish farm
2 days a week of being a normie is enough for me. Haha
>>77561889
>name on steam is water
>introduced to aqua
Time for a new avatar! (Like 2 months ago)
>now everyone will think I'm this anon
>>77561889
cool, catfish a cute
>now everyone will think I'm this anon
Sounds like a good thing to me
*forgot pic*
Just ate some catfish actually
>>77561933
I think i have a pic of alex jones on mine
>>77562227
me on the bottom
>>77562344
lewd
>>77562344
>wants his breasts to be touched
what a weirdo!
>>77562449
Would you rather I did it like this?
>>77562614
!
Docking is even more lewd...
>>77562614
>>77562599
me on the right
>>77562660
>>77562671
and maybe a cuddle for when the fun is over
>>77562714
>trying to get with 2 different people at the same time who even know about it
deplorable
>>77562714
really enjoy cuddling desu
Acting gay once is ok, but not every single day
shame on you
>>77562755
I'm not acting
Stop this gay propaganda
>>77562750
tfw closest to cuddling I've had is hugging my mom for a while
>>77562741
It makes it just that much sweeter
>>77562750
The implication of lewdness is far more lewd than actual lewdness.
>>77562817
I genuinely feel bad for you
>>77562755
>acting gay
>>77562817
It's nice
>>77562843
I'll give you some implications...
>>77562785
>>77562843
Then there is proportionally too many fags in this thread, real fags overtook balt
>liking 3D
normalfags need to leave
>>77562843
but anon.. romance is for 2 people not 3
>>77562878
You aren't even baltic, who cares what you say,
>>77562878
Maybe there are too few fags in this thread, have you ever though of that?
>>77562888
3D is cute and needs to be cherished
>>77562932
You are also not baltic so get out with your gay stuff
>>77562934
No, because there are clearly too many of you
>>77562990
>posts anime
>>77562930
But I love both of you too much to let either of you go
>>77563024
Any number less than infinite is too little fags
What is going on. STOP.
>>77563024
*leans in towards mic*
Wrong!
>>77563063
I'm not posting pictures of my 3D qt here
>>77563079
I love you too!
>>77563106
No amount of magic will fix this thread
>>77563108
>he's already dating someone
>trying to flirt on a mongolia image board
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>77563146
Get out you gay sluts.
>>77563147
kiwis are too cute not to flirt with!
fuck how am I forgetting picture everytime
>only people that like you are a cute syrian living in dubai, a mentally retarded australian trap, and a kiwi on 4chan that barely knows you
suffering
>>77563182
>>77563244
They don't like you, they only pretend to like you
This is the harsh reality of this world
>>77563244
I never said I liked you!
I love you <3
>>77563244
I like you
They are lying
If I were you I wouldn't trust them, otherwise you would be a naive fool
>>77563292
I don't know if I'm ready for this, anon...
>>77563297
are you sure??? Maybe I'm really a huge meanie.
>>77563337
Well you seem nice
Why don't you go somewhere and create thread called /gay/ and be gay there? a perfect solution, a thread dedicated only for fags
>>77563361
And you seem really promiscuous.
>>77563327
WRONG, you are lying.
>>77563377
>/balt/
>/gay/
can't tell the difference desu senpai
if we left there would only be the lith and russian left and thats a fate worse than death for this thread.
>>77563387
I am NOT
>>77563377
Because if I did then it would be flooded with trannies like /lgbt/ was
>>77563422
>that water droplet censor
hue
Are you sure you aren't? You're dating someone and flirting with 2 people online!
/lgb>t/
Trannies are disgusting, delusional idiots that should be purged from reality because they sure as hell don't live in it.
>>77563409
>WRONG, you are lying.
Prove it, you can't huh?
thats right
this gay roleplaying is shit, you don't bring any value to this thread, think of something new
>>77563467
>Trannies are disgusting
They ruined the board. It used to be a >tfw no bf board, but now it's all tranny, all the time. It's pretty sad
>>77563409
This thread is dead anyway. Just kill and bury it.
First it became the private chatroom of two people, now it's turned into the gay roleplaying thread. Pathetic. It's called /balt/. Balt, not /chatroom/ or /gay-ERP/.
You are like parasites who infested this place and slowly ruin it while disregarding the original people who made this thread, the Balts.
>>77563467
>Trannies
The difference is we are bonafide cute 2D girls, what do you not understand?
>>77563493
You have the burden of truth, I don't have to prove you wrong you have to prove yourself right.
>>77563530
Theres only ERP because there are no balts to talk to because the lith drove them away.
Me
>>77563573
You're not better than him in any way, your pathetic internet sex is driving people away just as much.
>>77563510
At least it's not /shitboys/ I guess. That's a true nightmare.
>>77563543
Yes, 2d, of course...
Kandidatai į 2019 metų rinkimus:
>Uspaskichas
>Pliusai:Padarys anime tikrove,Darbo partija
>Minusai:Galimai Rusijos agentas
>Tomoševskis
>Pliusai:Čia gal labiau lenkam
>Minusai:Rusijos Agentas,Vilnius atitektu lenkam
>Guoga
>Pliusai:Nėra,Verslininkas?
>Minusai:Australas, tipo tikrai ne liberalas
>Šimašius
>Ačiū ne
>Koks nors tikrai ne komunistas iš Socialdemokratų
>Net nerašysiu pliusų ir minusų
Daugiau nieko nesugalvojau
>>77563591
That cuts deep.
I only started after all the Estonians and Latvians had gone.
Night night everyone x
>>77563699
later alligator
We need to fix the gay problem and restore the good name of /balt/.
>>77563591
>internet sex
We're not even cybering lol
>>77563699
goodnight qt
Futa is not gay
>>77563729
We need PNG lad back to put the thread back on track. lol
>>77563699
おやすみ
>>77563755
>cybering
I wish
>>77563803
>>77563803
>tfw used to cyber with cute girls from my high school on MSN messenger back in the day.
>>77563850
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
gay
>>77563850
>>77563850
cute
benis XD
>>77563989
I thought you went to bed
>>77564011
Dele tthis right now
>>77564021
I'm going now.
>>77564011
jeez
>>77564040
ok, sweet dreams
>>77564032
>>77563755
What the fuck is this then?
>>77564011
>>77562614
Foy. You don't even belong here. Get the fuck out
>only good posts in this thread were made by estonians
funny
>>77564076
I'll cyber with you if you want me to :3
>>77564059
Thanks. You also when you head off. You might still be on when I wake up.
>>77564106
I want you to get the fuck out you annoying attentionwhoring gay piece of shit.
>>77564109
I'll be heading off soon because I need to wake up early.
>>77564129
asl?
>>77564106
tfw nobody to hold hands whilst walking home from school
I like how Estonians cordinate their posting its like they are all connected via their brains
>>77564174
I could have gone to school in NZ but I didn't
>>77564106
>Estonians
>brains
>>77564218
How, life could have been so great.
I also dont have any work clothes to wear today cause I was to lazy to do my laundry. Hmmm.
>>77564237
didn't want to get a bf in NZ and then have to leave him
>>77564220
>>77564252
Just put on your oxford shirt and a skirt.
>>77564275
I would have come with you.
>>77564286
>skirt
WHAT ?
>>77564315
>he doesn't wear skirts
>>77564310
o. Now I'm sad I didn't get a kiwi bf with a cute accent
>>77564315
>she doesn't have a skirt
>>77564346
>Now I'm sad I didn't get a kiwi bf with a cute accent
Now you're making me sad
>>77564390
you on the right
>>77564390
*rubs your head and pats your back*
It'll be okay, anon.
Soon the alarm will go off and we'll open Gate 0
I just bought an electric blanket, pretty comfy desu
>77548243
Why are you cynical?
>>77564485
Fug
>>77548243
>>77564485
Hi there
>>77564532
Hi
>>77564507
Life.
>>77564545
What are you doing in the PRC?
Wish this retarded american left
>>77564626
I've seen people post from the PRC with a pass.
And it's early, shut up
>>77564626
for you
>>77564587
Torrenting stuff that is legal in China.
>>77564661
I actually feel like I've been cheated on.
picture like that but with kancolle pls
>>77563762
Yes
>>77564565
That doesn't answer the question, though. Why are you cynical? I think you're nice and likable.
>>77564670
Yeah, I asked without thinking
>>77564691
That wasn't me
>>77564691
I-it was a joke, anon!
>>77564728
I know, you are always faithful to me.
>>77564733
I-I... I don't know how much I can trust you anymore.
>>77564725
>I think you're nice and likable.
I don't think being sarcastic is going to get you a proper answer
>>77564718
Looks like milk desu
>>77564725
>Why are you cynical?
Life experience. Is it more clear now?
> I think you're nice and likable.
Why do you say that?
>>77564778
Wish I lived in New Zealand now. the weather's better at least
I sincerely hope that you all get culled by the janny. Good day.
>>77564833
bye sweetie
>>77564778
I obviously don't have any attraction towards that.. thing. I was just trying to get a rise.
Please forgive me!
>>77564816
> the weather's better at least
I wouldn't be too sure desu
me on the bottom
>>77564833
The only warning was for the shitpost I made, ERP isn't banned on /int/
>>77564875
It's bound to be better than this humid 35 degree bullshit
Unlucky desu
>>77564910
!!!!!!!! *faints*
>>77564793
Hm, true
>>77564910
>4 degrees
I guess it would be nice if we cuddled for warmth
me on the bottom
>>77564870
ok anon, I forgive you. I just get worried sometimes
>>77564898
You should stop apologizing
>I'm just stubborn and curious.
Now you know
>>77564965
Did you rape megumin?
>>77550433
if I was drafted so I wasn't just a useless piece of shit
>>77564982
No, 35C lol
>>77564910
w-what is even happening here?
>>77565017
She's helping Nico stretch
>>77565017
A filthy pervert like you should know.
>>77565016
yes, I know
I was saying that it was 4 degrees where I live
>>77564992
No!
>>77565102
>>77565102
>>77565102
new thread
>>77565077
I'm dumb
I like cold weather