You have to move to one of these 4 countries ? Which one

Czechia no question.
>not turning into Russia
>gunz
>basically german slavs
>cool flag

>>77542101
>cool flag

philippina-tier flag

Czech Republic

Poland

>Strong national identity.
>Beautiful women.
>Strong men, would make awesome bros.
> Interesting language and culture.


I would move to Krakow particularly.

>>77542010
Gensokyo

>>77542010
Bohemialand

>>77542101
>basically german slavs
>>77543747
Krakowians are the beaners of Poland.

They're into machete shit.

Czech Republic because muh heritage

stay where i am becaue i dont want to be ruled by fascists and i dont like seeing nigger everyday either

czechia, the least mentally russian of these

Slovakia because every Slovak on /int/ has autism so I'd fit in

>>77546379
you are wrong, we dont have autism

>>77542010
slovakia. so i could go skiing and it sits nicely in the middle of best beer in the world country and best food in europe country

Czechia is the most first world of them, right? Either way, that's my choice. I've been told Prague is a great city. I'm not familiar with the cuisine, though. Can anyone explain?

>>77546458
this was a very autistic post

>>77542010
Czech Republic.
>nearest to Spain
>next to Germany
>great beer and becherovka
>a half-Czech friend of mine has family there

>>77542010
czechia by far

When I look around and see what's happening in Poland and Hungary and with upcoming elections in Czech Republic then I'd rather stay where I am.

Visiting any of our neighbouring countries (with the exception of Ukraine, I've never been there) has always been nice though. I've only had pleasant experience.

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>>77546570
wrong

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>>77546840
try to remain calm and i'll let you count the train wheels again

>>77542010
whichever has all that porn

some of those girls are cute

Czech Republic because Hungarians and Poles don't like Germans. Slovakians on the other hand have Autism so i wouldn't fit in as a normie.

>>77547022
Then it's clearly Česká republika.

>>77547097
>German
>normie

>>77547182
>American
>not obese