>bleeding profusely from my ass after wiping again
>dry, coarse toilet paper ripping up my anus again
>can't get a bidet like every civilized human should have and deserves because life would be ruined from ridicule
>bleed in silence helplessly as i have become accustomed to
anyone else know this being 'trapped in a subhuman hygene culture' feel?
>>77540541
>purchase softer tp or a special kind of tp with moisturizer
>problem solved
and how does it feel being retarded anon?
>>77540665
I know now why everyone worth a damn here is moving to Berlin
i've never bled by my anus
god bless humid toalettes and bidets
>>77540726
REEEEE ALL I WANT IN THIS PATHETIC LIFE IS A QT BIDET TO EASE MY SUFFERING
WHY COULDNT I BE BORN IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY
>>77540541
It's pretty weird that it isn't a standard here in Denmark (a bidet). I find the act of smudging out shit with toilet paper disgusting, why not just water your arse instead. Seems illogical.
>>77540541
just take a shower after shitting and clean that ass ??????????????????????????????
>>77540814
Whoa, I want an ass shower now.
>>77540541
Invest in a bidet
>>77540905
How're you coping with dry paper?
>>77540977
shit investment. pic rel is the thinking mans choice
drink more water
>>77540541
>he doesn't own a toiletservice dog that will lick your ass clean
I live in a """""""civilised""""""" country and my ass bleeds all the time
>>77541334
If by dog you mean slave girl
don't shit twice a day fucking idiot
stop using toilet paper, just take a shower after every shit.
>>77541726
you don't have a job do you
>>77540716
why would they move back to Germany when they literally have their own ethnostate?
bunny toilet paper
best toilet paper
Rest of the world, are you even trying?
>>77541759
i do