thinking about it...uk is fucking tiny. if we just pushed our shit into the city centre and shut down we could have london by tomorrow.
Want to come try it, Ivan?
>>77526664
sopa de irishiano uma delicia
the problem was never conquering the islands, it is getting to the islands
>>77526690
soon
tarta de pescado unha delicia
sign me up comrade
>>77526789
I'll look forward to seeing photographs from the smoldering nuclear-scarred ruins that were once the cities of Moscow, St. Petersburg, Yekaterinburg. God bless Macmillan.
>>77526956
You're a proper American
>>77527670
I am become death the shatter of worlds.
>>77526664
Britain is so small compared to Russia that a car bomb would cover the same proportion of land that a nuke would in Russia
>>77527822
desu you can't deny the US has got it down to a T about being a cool military nation
>>77528327
no thats just the films
>sit on chair all day
>kill people behind a TV via UAV
>go home and cry about ptsd
>write novel about your non event service but dramatize it
yeah..so "cool"
>>77528402
Show me a Russian version of this
And fuck off if it's some human wave shit it's not bravery it's stupidity
>>77528402
>be Russian soldier
>get sent to the Middle East to prop up a random dictator
>have the same equipment your father used in the Soviet-Afghan war
>bomb random civilians, and a few militants, from the air with bombs that most countries consider illegal
>America attacks one of your air bases
>cry to the UN about how America is breaking international law
>produce a propaganda clip showing how you repaired the airbase
>profit????
siesta is over
lets party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsVJ1PsnMs
>>77528636
>I come in peace
That's why there's no Russian version of that