why am i awake at 3 am edition.
because it's 12 am, not 3 am
>>77519404
solid point.
Es turpinu kliegt, bet Dievs man neatbild
luv u /cum/-chan
misa
I"M SO HORNY
my PENIS is sooo ERECT
>>77519493
thak's a fucking hippo
made an insightful realization about the japanese language and the kpop star もも.
>>>/mu/74123483
ちゃんもも
>you will never be Texan masterrace
I-it's not f-fair...
pretty much a shit thread
kpop general is some advanced autism
>>77519653
>liking kpop
>anyone other than autists and 12 y/o girls
What did you expect?
I sincerely believe The Knack is the greatest band of all time, and there is absolutely nothing you can ever do to convince me otherwise.
I'm not crazy right?
go to 1:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff1jJY8LVdg
it is LITERALLY this song isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDrLTW_sesI
>The Emoji Movie
Hollywood is dead.
>>77519679
"They aren't"
going to do the ol' wank & sleep
i dont like kpop.
i like this pretty girls that dance in kpop videos.
>>77519694
*greenlights 20 sequels, reboots, and prequels*
Much better
>>77519386
The big dipper is huge right now. Go check it out.
>>77519685
>willingly listening to ff
>>77519638
4am here. I need to reset my sleep schedule, so I'm not going to bed tonight.
>>77519685
You aren't. Dave Grohl was a big fan of George Harrison
>>77519756
this usually doesn't work for me.
i find it's better to just go to bed whenever i can today, then wake up with like 4-6 hours of sleep.
WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN
School starts in a few hours for me
I only got a 1 week vacation
LOVE IS JUST A LIE
MADE TO MAKE YOU BLUE
LOVE HURRRRRTTTSSS
>hey am I awake
mom in the hospital being tested. Went in late last night and doctors think it is leaning toward lymphoma.
>>77519933
That's what you get for being a mexiCAN not a mexiCAN'T
>>77519961
oh shit
thats bad
>>77519983
>>77519984
Getting biopsy early this morning. Time in between with uncertainty is tough.
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.”
Does poetry have to be in meters? This couplet doesn't appear to have meters.
>>77520006
Best of luck to you and youre mum
>>77520020
Thanks anon.
SHIMBLEEWIMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBp-nlGX1o
The dumbest shit always makes me laugh the most
>>77520056
>>77520066
I can't. Everytime I listen to linkin park I remember the me who wore all black and had the shittiest piercings and studbelts. I wore fucking fingerless gloves to class in middle school.
>>77520056
I love these posts.
>>77520132
At least you didn't wear XL t-shirts, XL pants and Nike Air Force Ones with real autographs of the Sugarhill Gang and Kurtis Blow on them. The autographs were cool as fuck but the overall outfit was absolutely embarrassing.
is twin peaks a good show?
>>77520246
NO
don't fall for the memes
>>77520246
The old one or the revival?
>>77520267
both i guess
>>77520261
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZTW2r4vb4
HEY HEY HEY
>>77520295
Never watched it but general consensus seems to be season 1 = good, all the rest trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO9ovdJ5WA
IM INSANE
hi
Good mornin' /cum/bums
". . . and now I have become a vulgar, contemptible woman whom any one may despise." How is "whom" correct here if it refers to "I", the subject of the sentence?
>tfw spent $180 on renewing my bike share pass and suddenly have the urge to bike a lot to get my money's worth
>>77521185
I thought "whom" was always used for the passive.
>page 5
https://youtu.be/uEPviNo1tjc
thread theme
Oh god i have awaken at 13:00
Jesus christ
>>77522735
thats not even a real time STUPID
>>77522844
Uhhh.... whut?
>>77522912
time ends at 12:00, then goes back to 1:00
!3:00 isn't even a real time stupid IDIOT
>>77522928
You know what's real? This fist in my face i'm gonna give you.
*punches u*
>>77523067
big mistake bud
god, its back again
>>77523088
>h-h-he's fast!!!
has anyone tried this yet?
Well it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know
Oh the dashboard melted but we still have the radio
Oh, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know, oh!
Oh we talked about nothing which was more than I wanted you to know-oh-oh-oh-oh
I can't wait i can't wait
>>77523688
For what?
>>77523720
For all of you yo wake up :)
Denmark delenda est
>>77523759
If I were not New Hampshire, I would like to be Latvia
*tells latvia to shut up and keep sucking.*
Chop chop
>>77523729
I'm always woke.
>>77523729
I've been up for 3 hours though
>>77523782
Thanks, I guess
https://youtu.be/_9BGLtqqkVI
holy shit I forgot this song existed I havent heard it since forever
Good morning sexy pants!
>>77523906
mornin lil juicy
Should gay people be allowed to use the internet? I feel like internet addiction causes homosexuality in some people
*breaks up with Canada*
Wasn't meant to be
*gets together with canada*
You didn't need that asshole.
*gets a hotter gf*
It was a time for an upgrade
All I wear is lingerie
>>77524135
This is my gf >>77524175
>>77524197
ur gf has a small penis
breastfeed while we fuck
*new gf dumps me for Chad*
I'm so sorry Canada, we should get back together like the good old times. Denmark can't please you like I can
>>77524241
My gf has a tite pusi
>>77524359
Fuck off you treated her like trash
>>77524571
you fuck off. She's kinky like that
coming along nicely
In a far and distant galaxy
Inside my telescope I see
A pair of eyes peer back at me
He walks and talks and looks like me
Sits around inside his house
From room to room he moves about
Fills his life with pointless things
And wonders how it all turns out.
Afraid of what the truth might bring
He locks his doors and never leaves
Desperately searching for signs
Too terrified to find a thing
He battens all the hatches down
And wonders why he hears no sound
Frantically searching his dreams
He wonders what it's all about
Well i'm not a slave
To a god, who doesn't exist
>>77525660
atheism is the only belief that is objectively wrong.
Why don't you lads vape?
having CNS depression
>lads
How can I write more British?
>>77527522
act like a lofty cunt
>buds
>stuck up with the dane and a schweizer
Off to get a haircut so these homos can talk to themselves
make me laugh
>>77528049
*falls to the ground because of my shoelaces*
*looks up denmark's skirt after she trips* ahahahahah nice undies girl what a slut
ha!
Lil Benny Shapiro havin a meltdown on Twitter
im back from work you guys
*calls the police and accuses you of harassment*
>>77528292
Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>77528301
me too but i only worked for an hour
how are you holding up after the stabbing?
>wake up hungover
>get a call to come in to do temp work starting tomorrow for 2 weeks
>say ok
>3 minutes later get another call saying actually can you come in at 1pm
Welp, looks like it's going to be one of those days (weeks)
>>77523782
*calls you poopy head dum dum*
Talked to my african neighbor for the first time today (out side of hellos). He's a pretty cool guy, but he asked if he could use my internet and I said I'd let him know. Going to say no if he asks me again now that I think about it.
>>77529396
h-hey denny bear.
>>77529495
this is the worst post ive seen all day
why is one of her children darker than the other?
>>77529714
must be becuase it's my first post today.
how's life in Manchester, England (New Hampshire)?
>>77529495
c-cana... that's very lewd.... not in front of everyone!!
>>77529868
The girl is the same color as her but the boy looks lighter
she must have been WHITED
>>77529883
It's pretty good, talked with my neighbor for the first time today, it's a perfect 65º out and I'm done with work until wensday. Couldn't ask for much more.
>>77529907
the pic doesn't do it justice but that girl is definitely darker than the woman
>>77529868
Possibly a tan lad
>>77530020
Doesn't look it, especially considering the woman is next to the light and the girl is not. If anything the woman seems darker than the girl
>>77530076
retard
>>77530120
Sorry to dampen your fantasy bud
>americans are the only ones posting
GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
You guys think T.J Detweiler ever became a productive member of society?
YOUNG MONEY
AYO
>>77530159
off yourself
>>77530261
>>77530285
im serious, i have never seen you express a thought that shows any sentience whatsoever, you're lower than a dog
>>77530346
*bark bark*
>>77530382
buy rope and make a noose
>>77530400
Count to 10 and breath
>>77530466
count to 10 and stop breathing permanently
Is it racist that I fucking hate working with foreigners? Not because they're foreign but it's really annoying receiving instructions from someone who can hardly speak English.
>>77530502
Then what?
>>77530522
die
>>77530583
Now why would I want to do that?
>>77530519
its bad that you dont hate them for being foreigners, yes
>>77530631
you're retarded
>>77530663
But at least I'm happy, you seem to be the one unhappy right now. Doesn't that mean you should be the one looking for a solution?
>>77530703
dumbass
tell me how you really feel
kys
>>77530738
no thanks
did you get that out of your system little dude
hold up what happened to murdoch murdoch
>>77530829
worried
I'm home from work you guys
i feel really good today, today will be a nice day.
I pledge allegiance to /cum/, and to the shitpost for which it stands, one general under memes, indivisible, with (you)'s and anime for all.
>>77531320
お帰り!!
*sits down with a book*
ah yes time to get started
*browses 4chan on phone*
>>77531382
thanks
[doesn't mean it]i hate you[/doesn't mean it]
what would happen if you asked for this tattoo in prison?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64dMn73rpVY
>>77531876
>tfw crush i used to know in high school likes tegan and sara
>You just reminded me of her
Fuck drumpf
>>77531936
my first real crush liked avril lavigne and I used to listen to Let Go a lot because of her
still listen to it every now and then to remind myself
>>77530180
who?
>>77532490
>tfw no mature gf
Would you sex her, /cum/?
>>77532797
>her
this one is cuter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7S8MLEFQA
>>77532797
no she's a slut. being promiscuous is a completely different situation though
so tell me how you feel when you see these girls dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6A2HMnaez0
>>77533479
good thing i dont have epilepsy lol jesus christ...
>>77532455
I am asking you to go back
To the pyramidal tracks
Of where you know you do not like
A knowledge that has always been imparted to you
what does wife material look like in your country?
here it's qt korean girl genes or bust.
tfw no skinny addict gf
>>77533479
tingly
>>77533795
Plastic is gross.
tfw no crackhead gf
>>77533479
oh shit i didn't read the description...
closed the video before the girl passed out.
heroin gf > crackhead gf
>find out my friends reddit account
>he posts on fullcommunism and completeanarchy
What the fuck do I do about this
>>77534021
beat the fuck out of him
>>77534021
Murder him
Two hours overtime today!!!!
The wage grind is real!!!!
My CPU sold for 280 USD
>>77534021
Seize his means of reproduction by storing them in your ass.
>>77533986
wait... i though a crack head used heroin?
oh... crackheads use cocaine... ok....
>>77534557
i dreamt i did crack in a box and went to sleep in my bag the night before last
why would you want a druggie gf? you'd just be supporting her addiction all the time
Not a fan of niggers
>>77535221
>can't comprehend a woman who'd be dependant on you
Sad!
>>77535221
i like bad girls
>>77534021
>completeanarchy
>it has rules
>>77535381
>sitting with a narcan needle next to your gf who is inches away from death for hours
cuck
I have awoken
>>77535596
good timing we are talking about girls doing drugs
the best kind of girls
i want to piss on a japanese girl so fucking bad
>>77533986
... is till think crackheads are better than heroin gf
asshole
>>77535690
Janny banban
they dont call me the pinwhistle for no good reason
Should I or shouldn't I
>>77535802
shan't
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ca_1500779366
What do you guys think of this video? Its really graphic, mind you. I've always known valley girls are fucked in the head, but this is some next level shit.
>>77535583
>caring if your drug gf dies
who does this
>>77535898
>california
>>77535898
what the fuck wrong with some people?
im in a bad mood right now
>>77536184
*puts you in a good mood*
>>77536184
burn your hotpocket?
>>77536235
i wish i was a janny
>>77536184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7op92W7voE
>>77536184
You bought Bitbean didnt you, you dumb sucker?
>>77536342
no, i bought btc and ltc
>>77536235
Oh shit forgot to add that on my list
Things to do when I visit America
-> eat a box of hotpockets
>>77536373
Not bad
Received a filtered (You)
>>77536451
they dont sell them in germany? I'm sure they're higher quality too.
>intenatz coins
>anime posting homosexual who uses a proxy and posts here 24/7 thinks buying crypto is a bad idea
Green flag
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
>>77536528
Don't acknowledge him pls
>>77536615
Hes an easy target though
>>77536478
No poccys here
memes
>>77532797
Judging from the positive reviews of other users I'd try her out
morning /cum/dumpsters
blumpf
help me with an essay /cum/
imagine you have a communist in front of you, what questions would you ask him?
>>77537103
Do you like helicopters?
>>77537103
How much is the fish
>>77537103
ask him how long he can hold his breath in a gas chamber
>>77537103
How can you justify/refute what happened under Stalin and Lenin as documented by Solzhenitsyn?
>>77537220
b-b-b-but that wasnt REAL communism
I hate everyone that isn't me
*devours feces*
bump
never seen denmark and germany in the same room
>>77537428
hmmm
>>77537103
i can't convince my mom to stop eating so much salty junk food so she won't get another kidney stone.
i've come to the conclusion that you can't convince anyone of anything yourself.
Both people in front of me got premade sandwiches at the fred meyer's deli counter and I wanted to nuke them
>>77537406
me on the red horse
>>77537483
the heck is a fred meyer's deli?
>>77537428
they post together all the time
>>77537580
It's west coast for kroger
>>77537678
*vomits eternally*
>>77537483
imagine being such a consumerist runt that this bothers you
>>77537678
wtf is kroger
*tricks you into going to /lgbt/*
>>77537715
you don't understand
>>77537728
a supermarket you will never go to
>>77537715
no britspeak pls
>>77537792
fuck you
>>77537792
Maybe I will on my USA holiday
>>77537792
>>77537792
*replies*
I've never replied to a "your mother will die in your sleep..." post and my mother is perfectly fine
>>77538025
moms never put kids on their shoulders, only dads do that
how do i not die of stress?
asking for a friend.
>>77538079
That isnt his mother, that's a frog
how do you have stress if you don't have any obligations?
asking for ryan
i always wondered. What can the jannies see in our posts? can they see our IPs? A list of posts we have made? what?
>>77538196
im going to school and have a job.
>>77538219
mods can
jannies are little cuckslaves who do shit for free
>tfw no obligations
>>77538086
buy 5-htp
>>77538225
then how do you post all day long?
>tfw you're a NEET again
>>77538105
that isn't a frog, it is a animated image of a personified amphibian
>>77519630
texas is shit
>>77538338
it's not animated?
>>77538389
post thai whore
>>77519630
>>77538370
post yfw texas will be a majority hispanic blue state in a couple of election cycles
captcha: escuela cake
>>77538457
>post yfw texas will be a majority hispanic blue state in a couple of election cycles
>>77538537
good stuff
>>77536964
Trump
>>77538588
Not gonna happen
>>77538608
>good stuff
>generic 5/10 brown whore #82,589,908
The fuck is wrong with you?
i ve got question for 'murcans.
are you guys unironically autistic or merely pretending as a part of some master plan?
>>77538697
its not autism, its patriotism
>murcans
kys
>>77538697
americans generally are really fat and stupid
>>77538668
I looooooove generic brown whores, my man
>americans generally are really fat and stupid
>millions of porn sites with ten times more attractive women than the kraut could ever post
>yet he still ask for him to post in /cum/
kys brainlet
Lai slavēts Pērkons!
americunts don't even know english
>>77538816
may as well give him a (You) with a post like that
>>77538816
don't wanna fap, just wanted a quick serving to gawk my eyes at
>>77538865
(yous)s are meaningless
>>77538888
>>77538888
>>77538888
NEW QUADS THREADS
Im the only good poster
We're all the same being after death
early shitter
>>77538991
we need to do this in order for ((((him)))) to note make them
>>77538536