1. Your cunt 2. Your melee weapon of choice Pic related. Polearm

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This dangerous weapon

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>>77500572

>>77500691
>Majcher

...dildos?

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zweihander ofcourse

>>77500734
primitive knife made from toothbrush or some other shit, popular in prisons.

>>77500773
What is prison like in Poland?

>>77501315
they kill pedos and people that raped someone

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Canada
Either the bearded axe or the cutlass.

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Warhammer.

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>>77500572
t.rhodok
as for me
rapier master race

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>>77502921
This

>>77502921
>>77502963
Is it a normal thing in Slavic countries to like rapiers or is this just a coincidence?

>>77503052
its a small brain thing
big brain countries like fleuret

it's in my pants

>>77503052
It's just objectively superior

>>77503102
>the gay man's rapier

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Nothing can go wrong with a mace I think.

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Faster and better for small cuts and stabbing than a knife or sword.

>>77501439
t. battle of vitkov hill

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Pic related is the hilt of a colhona (m. "big ball", as in testicle).

A Portuguese black carrack sword, painted black not to rust or give away the position of a ship by shining against the sun.

Prised by many an African KANG due to the fact that they won every battle against their sticks or bones, and by Arabs, since they rarely managed to take down one of our ships.

It's also neat to make jokes about how you use a big black genital to penetrate your enemies.

I have always wanted a scimitar, but they look too heavy

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>>77500572
I like warhammers.

You really feel how powerful and dangerous weapons they are when you handle one.

>>77500691
this

1. flag
2. I sleep with my machete

Gipsies don't come near me.

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It's a melee weapon if I stick a bayonet to it

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>>77500572
>poonisia
>Zulfiqar

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best girl

>>77506545
I like warhammers, but only cause they're called mlat (sth like thrasher) in my lang.

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I'll go with the classic nord weapon and tool.

>>77509654
burn witch!

>>77502921
>>77502963
this

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>>77509803
Gransfors makes a viking axe?! How did I not know this?!

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Macahuitlazos

>>77510844
are those sharp stones attached to the wood?

>>77510901
Apparently they were affixed with a weak glue derived from the sap of trees. The idea is that the stones get embedded in your enemy when you hit them and makes it too painful to fight.

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This

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>>77510844
based

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>>77510901
obsidian yes, shame they were not as effective against steel weapons

>>77510901

A sharp volcanic glass called obsidiana attached to a wood with three savia

>>77511023

Or muskets or smallpox

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Nobody knows why it had perforation.

>>77500691
Nothing beats old school machete

>>77511128
The Chinese put rings on their swords so that they would rattle intimidatingly as they were swung. Maybe that's what those holes are for.

>>77501431
They don't rape each others?

based Polish criminals punishing other criminals

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>>77512221
That's the theory that was never confirmed because they don't make any sound.

>>77500572
Thought it was a spoon in the thumbnail jaja

>>77511128

Make it lighter?

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USA
Great Hammer

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>>77512762
Not so much less metal I guess.

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>>77512765
>a
>literal
>LARP weapon
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77512883
They existed desu but not in a comic-book for ofc.

A halberd. I think it's a traditional weapon here because I've seen them in museums. They were smaller than I thought but looked quite nice.

>>77513024
Were they called great hammers though? That looks like a normal war hammer to me.

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Greatest weapon of all time.

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well, this.
enchanted dagger

>>77512883
I know little baby bitchbois like you and Trudeau could never imagine wielding such a powerful weapon, but us Americans can lift 40+ tons of steel without breaking a sweat.

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>>77513206
Don't you mean 40+ tons of latex while wearing tight fitting leather pants and shouting "90 DAMAGE. SHIELD BREAKER. 90 DAMAGE."

>>77506333
Came here to post this.

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Crowbar
Half-life 3 when?

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the meme to end all memes