/brit/

>>77475325
fuck off yank you've never even been to manny

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>He doesn't go for midnight walks

babestation

soccer is for sissies

Just your reminder that if you're ugly, fat or short, you will never get pussy. You are not a man in the eyes of EVERY woman out there. And if you waste your time going out, or on romantic apps/websites (like Tinder), you are just wasting your very limited time on this Earth as no woman will ever give you a chance. Take it from me, I've wasted countless hours when I was bluepilled. Find something more worthwhile and productive to do with those countless hours instead.

davestation

>>77475348
I've seen it on a map

Does aisha live in west sussex?

Yank footie best footie

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>He doesn't go for midnight wanks

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>>77475328
FOG

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Gf in the black

>>77475325
oasis are shite

t. manny man

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anime

>>77475391
You watch MLelS?

>>77475336
did Lucy come

>>77475393
fuck off reddit

got 2x 20 mile hikes planned
legs won't thank me

might do a cry myself to sleep

only thing that beats a midnight walk is a midday walk when it's fucking pissing outside and all the normoids are mortified that they might bet wet so they all scamper off inside or hide under cover
then you walk around with your big comfy umbrella

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>>77475372

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>>77475392
dear god
imagine getting stuck in a fucking urinal
would never feel clean again

>>77475415
University of Warwick mentioned

>>77475425
is that how eggs are shaped in the uk? strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvQod9zb_c

>>77475434
good post. FUCK normies

>>77475429
Where at?

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>>77475422
Well, from time to time. But I actually meant THIS footie.

>>77475445
piss is sterile

>>77475449
shame they went to shit after black up

Is there anything more beautiful than a woman in thigh high socks?

in new york I millyrock

what's the best chain restaurant

>>77475434
i like walking in the rain without an umbrella
hate walking at night though, scary

>>77475449
shame they went to shit after antics

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genuinely don't care about stranger things or game of thrones or any other normie tripe

>>77475467
the countryside

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Think I might

>>77475482
>scary

Yeah, but I live in a 98% white town of 15,000 so I have nothing to be scared of.

>>77475519
good for you, yokel

>>77475472
a femboy with skirt & thigh highs

>>77475468
Oh ok. Are you an American sportsboo? What teams/sports do you follow?

>>77475479
haha what you eating chains for you mad cunt hahaha

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https://youtu.be/2IEIhU71fVY

>>77475508
>Glasgow

eww

>>77475479
matsuya

>>77475529
gay faggy bender

>>77475508
I'd bang hard

>>77475501
So it'll be mostly flat?

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>>77475531
Just yankball fan, whereI follow Vikings

>>77475482
I usually just get a little non-cumbersome one and wear stuff that I don't mind if I get wet in
if you walk around without a brelly here in full-pelt rain you'll get soaked instantly and look like a proper mong

>>77475479
vapiano

fuck vicky 2
fuck talex
fuck grandi

only show i've watched in the last 3 years is narcos

>>77475479
wagamamas

>>77475479
Wagamamas

>>77475497
GOT is crap but stranger Things is great even my mum likes it and she watches kino only

>>77475508
go fer it

>>77475575
was it good

>>77475595
post mum

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>walking in the rain makes you a hard cunt

what's Aisha's contact info?

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I don't understand any of that
This some normoid bollocks or what

>>77475602
ye

>>77475561
How'd you choose them?

think I have lung cancer cause of asbestos from that abandoned place I explored

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just copped this

walking in the rain gives you pneumonia

>>77475614
Pot luck. First game I watched had them in and I arbitrarily chose them to win it.

absolute rubbish

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just cropped this

Enjoy your HIV/AIDS, lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40669950

>>77475609

needs a smack the stupid bitch

sv650 lad

>>77475661
ty

>>77475661
don't they check everyone though?

>>77475570
brainlet

NEED a neghole to poz

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just bought

>>77475677
bit homophobic

>>77475702

>>77475419
Damon

>>77475661

benders need to be exterminated

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Bit dire

>>77475677
the logistics of that is impossible, getting aids is part and parcel of getting transfusions

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>>77475661
who in there right mind would think this is a good idea

post front bottoms

>>77475430
;^(

>>77475728
>the logistics of that is impossible,

no its not they literally just check when you donate blood

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LOVE taking photos

HATE post production

>>77475595
is your mom hot dude?

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post wojaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZHdbfuFtw

Turkish politics is actually pretty interesting

>Deborah Gold, chief executive of National Aids Trust, welcomed the changes to the blood donation rules.

that's a familiar surname

got my daily dose of vitamin D

>>77475677
They don't check the donations themselves, they just prevented high risk people from donating.

I'm pretty sure that even now you cannot donate within six months of having a tattoo.

>>77475449
Shame they were never good

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>>77475765
>vox

>>77475765
vox is a very bad source

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>>77475760

>>77475752
same
always looks better on my DSLR too

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>>77475767
JUDEN

>>77475752
post one of your snaps x

>>77475747
You can't run bloodwork like it's blood types. Never tested it? Takes a day or two.

do you think any girls post here

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>>77475760

miss tinder but Sydney is too small everyone knows each other

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>>77475828

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>>77475765

>>77475846
only girls(boys)

>>77475846
Yeah there's one from nz, also poleaboo if he counts

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>>77475760

>>77475846
unironically a girl and I post here ama

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>>77475864

>>77475846
most of the 'doing a wank' posts are girls

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>>77475815
Agreed
What do you shoot (equip & subject)

>>77475828
I'm going through my camera photos now but here's a phone photo from my trip to the mountains last weekend

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>>77475760
I'm giving you a night call
to tell you how I feel

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>>77475846
over 70% of /brit/ posters are female

>>77475874
>Yeah there's one from nz
that's a middle aged man who pretends to be female

doing a poo

>>77475902
ah thought that might have been the case lol

>>77475796
why? I find their videos are usually pretty well informed

>>77475894
nice
is that a flyover state?

Just got back from my shift (started at 6pm haha) hows it going lads?

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>>77475929

>>77475894
landscape, entry level nikon + prime/kit lens

RAW is good but takes up so much space & requires a lot of time

am also poor and I live in Britain so there's for me to take photos of

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Hm

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>>77475918
hmmmmmmmm strange

another 5 days of toil starts tomorrow haha

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met a girl a few months ago and went on 3 dates with her and then just stopped responding to her

>>77475686
dicklet

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would

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pic of me x

>>77475945

>referring to oneself as "mans"

these are truly the last days

>>77475932
California

>>77475942
I feel ya laddo I only have the kit and my main is the 35mm/1.8 that I dropped 200 dollarydoos on but it's not too good for landscape stuff which is what I mostly shoot too

>>77475479
Wetherspoons

>>77475372
im short and skinny fat and have had sex with a reasonable amount of girls. granted the more out of shape i get the harder it's getting though. i do have a very handsome face though, if i was really in shape i would have literally no trouble getting sex

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>>77475982
fucking trannys

>>77475846
n-no
<.< x3

>>77475982
can't even act feminine looooool

>>77475982
is that bellla thorne?

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>>77475760

REALLY hope i die in my sleep

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dont know how people can get excited for anything, whenever i do it always fucks up so yeah aha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwRRjzTjKE
toooooooon

>>77475941
decent wojak
where's the cigarette, surrender flag and black bull fucking my wife though

going to facebook live it when i drink the dignitas death drink

doing a wank

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school photo
do u think i grew up to be an attractive well rounded lad?
sincere replies only

I find the Brazilian posters on this website to be very cynical. more so than any other third world country

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>"STATE YOUR NAME CUZ"

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Wales!

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wish i could just rent the roof of a towerblock
make a little den with a tarpaulin, a camping light, and some piles of books and stuff

i could sit there below the stars and above the city, smoking and reading with the night around me like a sable cloak

How come the best DJs, producers or even singers turns out the be French?

>>77476064
you look like the kid who could of been a chad

>>77476064
are you working in a bank

>>77476070
s-satoshi innit

>>77476070
>tfw boy with a girly name
>always feel awkward when people ask my name

>>77476065

I like their honesty

>>77475508
this is the best picture she could manage after trawling through hundreds of alternatives
just
don't forget that

>>77476087
post

>>77476097
alri Ashley mate what you been up to?

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wish i could just rent the roof of a towerblock
make a little den with a tarpaulin, a camping light, and some piles of books and stuff

i could sit there below the stars and above the city, smoking and reading with the night around me like a sable cloak

>>77476082

yes i too enjoy rain, wind and police sirens all night

>>77475995
yep. Good lens is always a good investment. my kit lens seems to be as crap as a camera phone and my other lens is degrading which is driving me crazy

>>77476057
keep us updated x

>>77476097
alri jessie

AN WHAT WE DOIN TODAY

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lads how do we turn back the clock back to a simpler time back to before common wealth immigration pls help

>>77476097
hi alex

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my all time favorite thing to do is sit on their provinces and drain their loot dry. rape, pillage, and spread the superior conquerer seed. after i take the province i like to rush eradicating the culture, so the nation will cease to exist in the future. i have an erection the entire time

>>77476119
i said id set up a tarpaulin for the wind and rain

and police sirens are nice when theyre quiet and muffled cause youre 35 floors up

>>77476150
stupid goy. immigration is good

>>77476103
i'll post your fucking name in the obituary once I'm done with you boy

STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN
OPEN UP SHOP
OH
NO

got bad chest pains

making a call
arranging a meeting
scoping out options

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>>77476155
mentioned

have a grim future

unzipping my trousers
going to pull my willy out

>>77476161

fuck off paki cunt

very noisy operation going on nearby, sounds like a bin lorry but why at this time??.? hmm questions

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>not liking man faces on girls

bit bent

french djs? hmm let's see... david guetta.. and uh... those guys with the helmets? .. yeah that's all i think

>>77476199
seen any white cats

have a promising future

the willy is out wahey

>>77476189

not very hygienic

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>>77476189
cum in my face daddy

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>driving through a lovely little village in the peak district national park
>see a brown person on the street

>>77476200
i quite like the androgynous look
not many women can pull it off though

>>77476111
>>77476147
>>77476154
All wrong

>>77476208
er no?

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>>77476220
need you out of business hausen

have my hand on my hard willy

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what to peel the banana to lads

>>77476205

laurent garnier you 19 year old mong

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Eat shit and die, racists

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bok

>>77476227
taylor

>>77476155
>tfw too much of a brainlet to enjoy these games

>>77476242
*starts fingering you and massages your prostate*
*licks up the precum dripping from your cock*

mmm sweety that was delicious x

>>77476155
I've only played vicky 2 and HOI so forgive my ignorance but why are EU provinces so big?

why does a YANK post here
what's the point

was walking through the peak district earlier today, think I triggered this little rorke runt as I appreciated the scenery though

just howled violently at his waste of an existence when he honked at me and gave me the evils

>>77476242
might get my willy out too to join the fun x

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>>77476222
how do we stop it before its to late lads

>>77476258
*moans*
*starts stroking your testicles and shaft*
more...

>>77476265
Same reason a disgusting french cockroast does

>>77476265
i mean i wouldnt blame them if they didnt bring their rorke bullshit here just because /cum/ is so slow

ah yes, oasis
britpop for yanks

>>77476245
sorry sweaty never heard of her xx

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BASED
Get those muzzies oUT!

err sweetie no.. try again sweetie x! not very smart are you sweaty.

>>77476276
do it lad x we can stroke our willies together

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>>77476290
hola

>>77476224
look up josephine le tutour instagram and rate her

>>77476075
think it's just me and you with the wales frogs and it's only because my last name has a high count from wales

I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

>>77476307
ermm........

alright it's not a bin lorry it's a train track machine

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>>77476290
DES

PA

CITO

DIS IS HOW WE DO IT DOWN IN PWERTO RIKHO

I JUST WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAMING "AY BENDITO"

I CAN MOVE FOREVER CUANDO ESTE CONTIGO

BAILALO

would love to rub my throbbing cock on another man's knob

>>77476286
show some fucking respect dumb rorke

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>>77476290
>yanks
Fuck off dog

You're country is just a tolerable version of Ireland

screeching at my own posts again lmao im a riot

>>77476281
the thing that offends me most is when blacks and muslims consider themselves 100% british and just as british as i am. some of them even have the gall to complain about "immigrants"

>>77476286
>cockroast


Ooh yes please x

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>>77476352

>>77476290
on normie fm they said that your economy was saved by tourism as a result of that shitty pop song lmao

not a fan of these role-playing benders

>>77476308
started x

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>typical 4chan user.jpg

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>>77476352

>>77476352
yeah fuck them for trying to assimilate right

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can someone explain how this uncharismatic ginger cunt earns over 2.2m pounds a year?
the only explanation I have is that the original top gear guys were earning massive amounts when the show was popular, so when they rebooted it with him they naturally concluded he should earn an amount based on long-time expected viewers and higher than he deserves

>>77476352
dumb post

so you're saying youd prefer an Islamic over a rorke who loves Britain?

>>77476321
hmm
bit too chunky for my liking

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>>77476315
hello
>>77476339
fantastic post, made me sing i
t>>77476347
>You're
>yank education

wanking to anime

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>>77476379
yes

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>>77476379
>wanting them here at all

>>77476380
He probably has a good agent

>>77476392
at least we can afford schools

>>77476361
>typical 4chan user is a hero spacecraft fighter pilot that dies in a virtual suicide mission fighting imperialism
quite good

how do i get a natural vibrato in my singing voice

>>77476381
islamist*

>>77476392
what's that pepe eating

>>77476372
wanking with the lads is NOT gay

>>77476413
just be yourself

i swear if one more person bullies puerto rico im going to get angry

skirts and thigh highs

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>>77476422

>>77476380
Over 10 million people tune into his radio show

>>77476379
that's not the point at all. they have no recognition of the fact they are living in another culture whatsoever. as far as their concerned, it's the most natural thing in the world to pray to fucking mecca and make your wife wear a towel round her face and be british at the same time

>>77476404
2 million pounds is ridiculous though, especially from a government funded corp and everyone hate him
the next highest paid guy is gary lineker at 1.7m, which makes sense because sports broadcasting is the only thing keeping tv afloat these days

>>77476366
yeah they keep saying that but afaik we're still the same shithole
My guess is San Juan will now be intolerable with tourists and the money will end up in yankland anyway

>>77476446
FACT

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>ywn live in 1920s America

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>>77476436
I can hear the paki from here

>>77476413
vibrato is all soft palate control.

>>77476446
is radio still that popular?

>>77476413

Practice vibrating a cock in your mouth haha

>>77476474
ah yes thanks, just got it

>>77476422
is it not? I wanked with like 5 lads to a porno flick when we were wee lads (maybe 13) or something
I also spouted the juice first which may be considered bizarre in this situation

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>>77476454
>>77476468
>>77476446

>>77476479
>is radio still that popular
what are cars

>>77476490
Bit gay desu

haha

>>77476479
Yeah
Everyone listens to it in the car, during breakfast etc

>>77476400
most of the people in that picture are white, the coloureds are just towards the front
>>77476402
it's inevitable, don't expect them to make anything of themselves in bumfuckistan either
>>77476454
lol most of the muslims I know don't act like this, you must be northern

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Who /Glasgow/ here?

http://www.npr.org/sections/world-cafe/2016/07/08/485270270/weekend-listening-world-cafes-11-favorite-glaswegian-bands?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nprmusic&utm_term=music&utm_content=20170721

>>77476479
People have radios on in cars, kitchens and workplaces all over the UK. I listen to BBC 5 Live radio all the time when I'm driving because they broadcast live football commentary

>>77476496
>being this assblasted people dont want brown people in there country
reddits down the hall

>>77476479

He hosts the morning show on bbc radio 2 so every normie wage slave in their car listens to him.

>>77476496
>>77476436
Foy

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fucking hell wish /mu/ was faster
have to wait hours for people to respond to my bait

radio during breakfast sounds really comfy

going to start doing that when uni starts i think

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>>77476543

>>77476490
not gay at all if you don't touch each other
trying not to be the first one to cum is always a challenge though

Does anyone do that thing where they quote some random poster and post a random image from a folder then sit back and watch them get mad about it?

>>77476510
yes, it was happy times.

NEW

>>77476596
>>77476596

>>77476490
Did they all look at you when you spooged? Where would you even aim it in a situation like that

>>77475479
Has to be spoons

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>>77476419
tostones
>>77476408
by drowning in debt

>>77476869
well, he has 1 tostón in his hand, they're basically fried plantain

>>77475479
Wimpy

UK got a lot of Pakistanis LOL