/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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first for /pussy/

death to america

vaping is white and based.

people who don't know how to use whom but use it anyway should be genocided

Weep you yanks. For my penis now penetrates finnish behinds. Goodbye, wonderous burgerity!

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>siting Wikipedia as a source
heh

>>77474732
that's a dude, dude

going to buy a vape and hang out at the local community college until i gat a gf or arrested

>>77474749
To whom are you speaking, anon?

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>siting

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Made a reddit. These people get mad as fuck and hide my comments or they edit their replies after being BTFO. Many such cases.

>>77474749
But whom should we get to perform this service?

>>77474799
>frogposting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6va722JjsMw
I could skip work tomorrow and never go again

>>77474820
ha yeah that's always funny
when they make a new thread and you shittalk on them for being retarded with what they're saying you can be sure they'll delete the whole thing

they're poopy babies over there

>>77474793
Whom'st be thou addressing, anonymous?*

>>77474851
be better with a feminine

>>77474851
sauce

What word do you like? My favourite word right now is bathyscaphe

>>77474848
lol uncut dick

>>77474899
asian girlfeet

Oh Where Have You Been Billy Boy Billy boy Oh where Have You Been darling Billy

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Fuck vegans and FUCK ANIMALS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk
getting comfy

What makes you feel sexy?

>>77474865
could kys and never have to work ever again anon...

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>having pre maritial sex
Uhh you guys know you gonna go to hell right?

>>77474951
Good tune

>>77474970
where's the proof?

FOB

>>77474759
Will this be all that's left of vancouver when mt saint helen blows again
just this on the walls

>>77474970
planning to live forever tbqh

>>77474951
hello

>>77474962
I always feel sexy

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>>77474922
Billy Boy is a German condom brand.

It is also referenced by the Eurodance supergroup Love Message in their 1996 AIDS-awareness track "Love Message".

"Sex, sex, sex is fun - but don't be silly! Use a Billy Boy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flc5dSM3OC4


Did you know?

>>77474972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPv6HlLs7CI
peep this one too

>>77474984
divine revelation isn't proof enough anymore?

>>77475013
examples?

>>77474940
Does "fuck animals" include humans
Because that looks like death on a plate

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>>77474999
hey xx

>>77475028
maybe if you're a vagina

>>77475005

I was not aware. That's an old song I learned when I was a child

>>77475027
the hebe bible somewheres. won't bother to site my source since you won't allow yourself to be convinced

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>>77474966
true

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Asians

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>>77475061

>>77475028
That's un-American. Why do you hate freedom?

>>77475074

not a fan

>>77475074
big fan

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my friend gave me a mix CD
Pick a track number and listen to the song
the cd is split into 3 sections
>track 1-10 labeled dank tunes
>Track 11-16 labeled Sensible chuckles
>track 17-23 labeled Feels
Pick a track please

>>77475074
big fan

>>77475059
>site
now you're just trolling

>>77474922
hi

>>77475100
13

>>77475100
18

>>77475098
>>77475101
hehe does that mean we are friends now?

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>>77475082
someday I will find the courage

>>77475100
your friend sounds like someone who should blow his brains out

>>77475126
sure

you think you're funny?

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>>77475110
you cracked the code. very clever my dude

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>>77475090
>Not being a fan of the most powerful race

Don't google tara reid, don't do it

>>77475100
If dubs you stream the whole thing with us

hate Pinoys the most

theyre the CHI's of SEA

>>77475129
either get busy dying or get busy living

>>77475143
(you)

will this canadian stop copying me?

i recommend risa from japanesepod 101 - he starts posting her a few threads later

i mention tara reid turned to shit - he starts mentioning her a few threads later

countless such examples!!

>>77475166
>CHI's of SEA
kek

>>77475144
*sees through slits*

>>77475189
>theo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crRLsMZ51c

will this german stop copying me?

i recommend risa from japanesepod 101 - he starts posting her a few threads later

i mention tara reid turned to shit - he starts mentioning her a few threads later

countless such examples!!

>>77475157
nope
>>77475135
yes
>>77475116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-goLUhTBtrw
>>77475122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzGMhE_ELs

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>he hasnt filtered Germany

will this american stop copying me?

i recommend risa from japanesepod 101 - he starts posting her a few threads later

i mention tara reid turned to shit - he starts mentioning her a few threads later

countless such examples!!

>>77475202
*eats with sticks*

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>>77475231
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes indeedy

>>77475231
Really don't get this intersectionality meme. Seems dumb.

risa was my discovery in fact

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>I filter posters I don't like

>>77475268
basically: White people need to do everything for me

>>77475225
this is getting less responses than I planned

>>77475280
pretty sure she wasn't because I recommended her to JapanesePod in the first place i met her on interpals like 12 years ago

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https://theintercept.com/2017/07/22/donald-trump-and-the-coming-fall-of-american-empire/

What do you guys make of this? Really interesting article.

*filters conneticut*

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>>I filter posters I don't like

hate people who drone on about how bad footkraut is but they refuse to say anything about the "dane"

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>Why yes, instead of formulating an actual response I just fedorapost a fedorapost

>>77475323
bloody heathen danes

shan't be giving (you)s to whatcom country tbqh

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>>Why yes, instead of formulating an actual response I just fedorapost a fedorapost

Really like Asian feet. I am the original, sorry footkraut.

footkraut isn't even that bad, just ignore his posts and relax

got a filtered fedoraquote

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I'm just going to play vidya

>>77475361
I like Boston because I like Bill Burr.
I want to visit the city one day.

>cant even muster up the care to play games anymore
I think i've reached the end of my rope

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So brave

>>77475439

Canada YES

>>77475462
>2017
>Not woman-sitting

Sexist man pig

>>77475439
hate that paki bitch
what the fuck is her achievement?
getting shot in the face and not dying?
suddenly she's this orchestrated deity for women's rights because she went to school
should have died that day fucking bitch

>>77475439
why is trudeau so nice. can't he declare war on mexico and invade us?

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he took her back to Sussex Drive and made her take every inch of his monster dong

>>77475495
yeah a lot of people from pakistan are even starting to hate her now

>>77475516

Emma is a pure virgin

>>77475439
the greatest of evil wears a mask of good

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>>77475537
whatever helps you live with yourself

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The future is Female!

thanks for not filtering me

>>77475402
*gives you a (you) you won't notice
hehehe

>>77475565
he has an ugly asf thumb
inbred "royal" genes lmao

>>77475594
top 10 anime betrayals

>>77475565
Anglos din du nuffin

>>77475574
my friend couldn't run the game so I stopped. got you

>>77475495
malala is bae

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>>77475618

>>77475631
I thought you were in a mental hospital or something. didn't get any photos

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>>77475594

>>77475647
>I thought you were in a mental hospital or something. didn't get any photos
photos of what? i was held under form when i got to the hospital a month ago but didn't have my phone on me anyway.
not allowed phone on property at the ole center

>>77475613
epic webm, care to post some more gore?
it's 4chan here haha whoever complains is a newfag fucking summerfag pussy and needs to fuck off back to redshit because watching people get shot is fucking awesome and we are anons so we are AWESOME

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I'M NOT RUNNING!!

>>77475666
>held under form
what is this
why were you there?

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>>77475690

just finished the circle, wasn't that great tbqh if that mexican is still here

>>77475716
can't leave, there even if you want to leave, if you leave you get cops after you
was there cause i was detoxing from alcohol, told them how much i hate life and have suicide plans(was drunk, don't do this for the record)

love denmark :)

wtf toreto?

PAPA PIA

MAMA PIA

http://imgur.com/VT3oprI

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>Fast and the furious

>>77475741
calchan that's sad. how long were you there?
did your nuts swell up?

>>77475750
THICC

>>77474886
Whom'st've wast the object of yourn enthusiastic reply, unknown user of this website?

>>77475771
just five days, then went straight to treatment
been there almost five weeks now
nuts got done swelling and returned to normal months ago, wish i could remember when that all went down and i got free from the hospital. also wish thurston would post the pic i posted, kinda regret not saving it

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>>77475751
TORETTO!

SWAT CAME INTO MY HOUSE.

DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FAMILY, BECAUSE SOMEONE NARKED ME OUT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS YOU!

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God Bless Denmark

starting to watch left behind, not sure if ill finish it or not. has nic cage in it, might have to continue it later

>>77474732
who is this dude, dude

>>77475820
>post the pic i posted
what was? I saw one with a steak
also I thinks he's mason county. moved. at least thats what a guy with that flag said. I haven't seen him much lately
are you still there? treatment for alcoholism or dead inside? or both because interrelated? does your family tell their friends you are at a spa getaway?

>>77475875
>treatment for alcoholism or dead inside? or both because interrelated? does your family tell their friends you are at a spa getaway?
probably both. still in treatment but its the weekend, can leave as long as im back by curfew. at my old place before i move all my shit out tomorrow.
posted a pic of my giant nut, want to see it for old times sake
no clue what they tell their friends, don't care, have no friends of my own

>>77475671
edgy shit keeps the normalfags away you silly man

>>77475857
I'm not gay. I haven't sucked a dick in years.

imagine being so pathetic you end up as an alcoholic in a treatment center

but hey, feet are sooo abnormal right?
lmao at you faggots

https://youtu.be/nbeGeXgjh9Q

love this

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>>77475927
>have no friends of my own
calgary why

>>77475960
greatly enjoy this music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXAlCazm3J0

>>77475980
lmao im here, isn't that explanation enough
anyway stopped watching that nic cage movie its shit apparently
watching the mechanic ressurection, think i saw the first one but was drunk

>>77475957
least they have treatment for alcoholism
footfags are just doomed

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>>77475742
thnxs!!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9S7YWD-Ew

I'm not a drunk or a foot fetishist.
I am employed and married.

>married

white trash

>>77476018

A STOVE

IS A STOVE

I will go because germans make me nervous

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wypay6lcA

i very much dislike spongebob's english voice

>>77476007
calgary that is sad. I'm sorry

>>77476067
>footfag has terrible taste
not surprising

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BLAHOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Girls

>>77476120
kys

http://www.strawpoll.me/13508362
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508362
http://www.strawpoll.me/13508362

>>77476120
All I really want is

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pepe will be a dead meme in 6 months

when was the last time you have seen this one here posted unironically

>tfw no gf

>tfw no job

>all "people" younger than 25
Fucking useless cunts

>>77476124
I would but im not Mexican

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>>77476151

>>77476138
one minute ago

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>>77476177

i seriously want to fuck my aboriginal gf now!!

got an erection thinking about having a gf and doing lewd stuff with her like smacking her ass in public

thoughts?

>open up online banking
>see balances
ah yes
the ol haven't worked in forever and am slowly running out of money
my favorite

>Go to Canada
>Nobody knows I am American and they assume I am one of them until I say otherwise

>Go to the South
>Get treated like I am from a different country even thoughI am from Chicago

>>77476300
>smacking her ass in public
Any girl who will tolerate that is not a girl you want to be with.

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>>77476138

>>77476328

HOL UP
*parks zamboni*
were you sayin, yank
*drinks a tim hortons*
were you tryin to say like
*turns down hockey game*
that we were were some kind of
*bumps an old lady*
oops, sorey
*pulls over for meese crossing the road*
Yanks n stuff, eh?

>>77476396
n-none of that ever happens

>>77476328
Canadians from Lakeland are good people unlike racist fat southerners

>>77476396
you wanna fuckin scrap, bud? ill
fucking dust ya eh

>>77476433
I know

Ontario and BC feel like home but I get scared down south

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>Canadians from Lakeland are good people unlike racist fat southerners

NEED a canadian gf

Anyone ever seen a Muslim lady in a bruqa/niqab ?

/cum/ is fum

>>77476509
I've never seen anything beyond the hijab

there were some very cute (white) girls in vancouver

>>77476509

all over my campus

their goddamn selling point for the school is having a diverse student body

>>77476509
how do you know if it's a woman?
but yeah

>>77476497
I need a dixie gf NOW

she HAS to have a cute southern accent

>>77476138
Random bets on getting gets for the frogman.

>>77476536
way whiter in victoria

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>>77475857
Likely a combination of genetic, epigenetic, environmental, and social influences

>>77476536
was hoping they'd be asian

>>77476539
What college?

Saw a black guy today and almost "look a black guy"
but then there were a bunch more and it wasn't as special

It's a planet, a planet of apes

>>77476509
Yes I death stare them every time

>>77476588
>>77476549
Where do you live ?

should i go to mcdonalds, somewhere else, or eat some leftovers(4"free") back at treatment??

>>77476564
I was only there for a couple of days over Spring break, but maybe next time I'll go there a bit longer

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just spend 30 mins trying to mod dragons dogma, couldnt get the models to show up properly in 3dsmax
oh well

Did the Russians really conspire to put Donald Trump in office? It seems a bit preposterous to me

>>77476611
I saw them in florida
I don't recall seeing any in maine, but there's no way there aren't any in portland or augusta. I see hijabs a lot though.

>>77476645
t. russia spy

>>77476645
no, unlikely that putler did any 'hacking' to affect the results

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https://youtu.be/jq5WSQy1ocQ

>>77476645
idk

how can i meet an asian girl to race mix with? idc what type except no flips preferably

>>77476665

unironically the best kaiju film ever made

>>77476686
go to asia

>>77476611
Southern California. Not many where I live and I make sure to let them know they aren't welcome. My biggest prpblem is the eternal Paco

>>77476509
Yeah, when I was visiting Chicago.

>>77476649
Interesting, I've never seen one

Driving is fucking hard how do normies do it so well?

>>77476700
i need to get a job to finance white genocide

I only like pictures of orientals
every time I meet one I lose interest

>>77476719

driving is easy, you dirty rotten casual

>>77476719
>Not getting your license at 16
Embarrassing

>>77476719
git gud

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>>77476665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

>>77476719
i'm not a normie and i can drive

>>77476509
everyday. The women that wear open face burqas like to stick their phone in the side and talk hands free

>>77476719
nigga what? I 've been on the road a literal handful of times and aside from tokyo drifting my corners and backing in it's easy as fuck

>>77476715
I also see a lot of chinks
maybe the border is vaguely defined

>>77476781
USA ended in 1963
>>77476771
Gross. Thank God I live in comfy Kansas

>>77476719
Watch Initial D

>tfw no tgf

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>I've been on the road a literal handful of times and aside from tokyo drifting my corners and backing in it's easy as fuck

>>77476832
bite me

>>77476832
>tfw you will never be the touge supra ghost

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Sponsored by Mexicans, built by Trump :^)

if you take doctors seriously you are a moron

>3 hours of sleep over the past 2 days

kill me holy shit

>>77476911

just go to bed nigga, like lmao just close your eyes

>>77476921
I hate normies who can do this

>>77476970
cannot go to sleep until it's at least 11, no matter what

I havent taken a nap in years

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>>77476970
take melatonin

>>77476970
stop abusing drugs and you will be able to sleep normally
or make peace with your inner self

Some trap from lgbt wants me to poz his neghole

>>77476989
And valerian root

>>77477015

thats pretty gay, m80

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My city is only 78% white

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>>77476891
AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT

>>77477031
don't worry bud, it'll be 0% someday

>>77477061
Yeah no doubt

>>77477031
pretty good by the current standard

got a new mattress tbdesu

white pride = gay pride

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>>77477106

>>77477079
I see chinks and mullatos all the time. I need to move to the country

>>77477159
Yeah women in Western countries in 2016 are really oppressed

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>>77477159

gn, gonna go touch myself

>>77477159
Mhh, Really makes you think

>>77477189

jesus is watching you

down with the patriarchy

>>77477205
thanks but no thanks

>>77476615
neeed some answers here buds

>>77477204
I hope he approves of my quality tastes

>>77477224
go to mcdicks

order a double cheeseburger with egg and bacon added

>>77477205
EVIL MAN PIG SHITLORDS BTFO

>>77477224
don't you have another burger place? why mc?

>>77477290
mcdoubles. four of them for 8 bucks.

>>77477290
cheap and ok

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz

how shitlordy are we, /cum/?

155 - SHITLORD

>>77477288
how will they ever recover?

>tfw gas is 95 cents

gonna drive a lot buds

>>77477339
>Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -255

IM GAY IM GAY

Clack is a cuck

>>77477489
you have to have a relationship to get cucked

I'm a fashy goy looking to share some redpills

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>>77477498
lay it on me

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>>77477339
45 - Advantaged

>>77477489
put a bullet in your head

you have no reason to live

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>>77477394
90 cents here

>>77477520
you ok bud?

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What a shitty thread

Y'all a bunch of babies

>>77477520
Who hurt you?

>>77477536
>>77477549
kys

fucc drumpth and FUCC whyte pepo

What are you running from?

i am so sexually frustrated

>>77477549
me

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I'll be 80 years old in 2078

>>77477591
This is why I have fantasies about abusing animals and then raping them.

>>77477597
You wish. I hurt myself.

without porn how am i supposed to remember when to bathe?

>>77477339
165 peasant

>>77477607
>15 yo
kys, fag, i'm actually old

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>>77477583
cop to cop, mexico, come clean

>>77477650
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>>77477636
>15
anon... he's 19

>>77477339
155

>>77477394
>pour litre
cucks

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>>77477339
>Europe - Meh (UK, Germany, ...)
>Europe - Low (France, Spain, Italy, ...)
>Europe - Shit (Greece, Ukraine, Poland, ...)

>>77477636
You're a real mathematician aren't you Jose?