>be euro >shower at night >wake up in he morning

>>77422329
Euros are jobless, you idiot.

>>77422329
what?

Do Americans get dirty overnight? Do they shart themselves in bed?

>>77422329
ah yes i too go outside and play in the mud while sleeping

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>>77422329
>not showering your body every morning

>>77422648
its a combination of having horrible food standards and being fat as shit. Makes them sweat straight grease so when the sleep in a bed it is like marinating a chicken

>>77422329
>Showers at night
Then I must be a Europoor

>>77422827
do you have any job?

I change my sheets every two weeks so I'm never dirty when I wake up

>>77422858
Not at the moment. I normally work in the weekends when classes are in.

>>77422918
so youre basically european

>>77422771
jesuschrist man
i did NOT need that mental image

>shower in the morning
>feel fresh for the new day
feels good man

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>americans sleep in their microwaves

>>77422906
>every two weeks
>not every fifth day

disgusting

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>>77423317
>italians sleep in their mom's spaghetti

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>>77423383
>americans microwave their mom's spaghetti
mamma mia

>>77423423
>great roman empire was destroyed by savages with sticks
sweet jesus

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>>77423849
>americans microwave their history books