>on vacation is spain >talking to some locals in madrid

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>>77409370
>>say "Denmark"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>77409370
it never happened

>>77409370
Lmao that didn't happen

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I want to fug this guy

>>77409370
AAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAJSKASJAASAJAJJAJAJ

>>77409876
¿Ves a algún youtuber?

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>>77409370
>mfw they're laughing cause OP is an immigrant and doesn't look danish at all

>>77411294
Probably this if it ever happen

>>77409370
>eckskyooz me, I vould like to ask för some deewektions
>yeis, jelou, jou can ay jelp yu?
>I vant to go to ze praw-doe
>ah yes, de prado, ees beri near, yu go rait from de cibeles an der ees entrans
>sank you vewy much
>nou problem, güer ar yu from?
>Denmark
>AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>77409370
>talking to locals
wtf why would you that besieds asking for directions

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>say "Hapon" in a friendly manner
>they stretch the sides of their eyes and say ni hao with absolute zero sense of guilt

>>77411796
>Hapon
wut

>on vacation is any Asian cunt
>talking to some locals in pub and they ask me where I'm from
>say "Finland"
>they buy me drinks and treat me like a prince for rest of evening

>>77411796
Knee how
It's not an h sound, it's like the ch in loch

>on vacation is any Asian cunt
>talking to some locals in pub and they ask me where I'm from
>say "Italy"
>they buy me a purple suit and treat me like I'm Prince for rest of evening

>on vacation is any Asian cunt
>talking to some locals in pub and they ask me where i'm from
>say "Brazil"
>they kick me out of the pub
>random group of locals beat me up on the street

>>77409370
>talking with spaniards
>implying they know english

>on vacation is germany
>talking to some locals in berlin and they ask me where I'm from
>say "Israel"
>they give me free money and apologise for the holocaust

>on vacation is any Asian cunt
>talking to some locals in pub and they ask me where I'm from
>say "New Zealand"
>they stop speaking English and we converse in Mandarin for the rest of evening

>on vacation is Finland
>vodka vodka vodka
>train stay on staion

>>77414529
Berlin is majority Muslim so this is very highly doubtful.

>in my own country
>french tourist comes to me for directions
>adresses me in french first instead of english
>i give him wrong directions

>on vacation is Europe
>talking to some locals and they ask me where I'm from
>say "Russia"
>they start beating me up

>>77414517
is it normal for spaniards to immediately assume sometimes that we can speak spanish? we had multiple encounters where people would start speaking in spanish without asking if we could understand it first.

>on vacation in spain
>talking to some locals in palma and they ask where I'm from
>say "Germany"
>they start serving me beer uncontrollably and speak to me in German

>on vacation in estonia
>talking to some locals in tallinn and they ask me where I'm from
>say "SUAMI"
>they start calling me põder and selling alcohol

>on vacation in portugal
>see a black man, figure it must be from Africa
>engage chit chat
>turns out he was a native and not a migrant/tourist
>spills spaghetti and ask for something random

>>77414791
>be french
>get immediately interested in the first black man you see

>>77414687
>we
Sorry i cant recognize your flag on mobile
I assume you look like a latin american if it happens often

>on vacation in the US
>talking to some locals and they ask me where I'm from
>say "France"
>they start telling me how ungrateful surrender bastards we are and how America saved France's ass during WW1, WW2 and the hundred years war while one of them sings the star spangled banner

>>77414828
howling

>>77414955
we're flips.

>on vacation is Europe
>talking to some locals in pub and they ask me where I'm from
>say Turkey
>they nuke me out of nowhere

>>77415022
You would survive so don't worry

>>77415244
brazil with the bants

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>Visit Denmark as a kid
>They hear me speaking Swedish
>Refused service everywhere
>Couldn't even get a burger at McDonalds
>Some weird scary adult starts bantering me

Serves you heartless assholes right

>>77414989
You should know spanish, traitor.

>>77415430
I'm the one doing the translating for them tho.

>>77414955
>i cant recognize your flag on mobile

Eres tan tonto que no conoces la bandera de Filipinas?

>on vacation in Europe
>talking to some locals and they ask me where I'm from
>say "I am Greek"
>I then start to insult them and call them subhumans

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>>77414562
Best one so far

>>77415835
t. Flip

>on vacation in Italy
>try to speak to some locals in Italian
>they answer me in perfect Spanish
Not even mad desu.

>>77414687
Pinoys look like Ecuatorians. They thought you were a sudaca

>on vacation in portugal
>locals understand me perfectly
>cant understand what they say
Why do portuguese turn the S into a "sh"?

>>77415921
This post deserves a (You).

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>on vacation in America
>get shot

>>77414687
>>77416516
this

>>77414627

I think there was a story but it was lost in this guy

>>77415921
>someone mentions southern europe
>"i am greek.shitpost"
>i immediately start to sperg and pull out my hair and eye color charts to let them know they are shitskins

truly the master race! shadilay brother!

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>on vacation in Italy
>try to speak to some locals in Romanian
>they answer me in Romanian

>Go on holiday to Spain
> Talk to some of the locals
>SPEAK ENGLISH

>>77409370
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKW
he is a DANE

>>77417550
>locals

>see tourist in Spain speaking in a wierd germanic language
>hes actually trying to speak spanish

yes italian people

I'm Spanish and at studied Danish in Spain, a few days into the course I went to buy a dictionary and the shop assistant asked me if I was sure Danish was a real language.

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>>77415244

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>on vacation in spain
>old people speak basic english or are polite enough to suffer through my spanglish
>young people all speak decent english
>everyone is nice to me
why does /int/ lie?

>>77418040
I remember when Hervelle was still playing at Real Madrid that a journalist asked him to address the audience "in Belgian".

>>77418232
>that comic
Americans are such self-important fuckwits. Travel is suppose to make a person more modest, meaning less of a burger.

>>77418459
What was his reply? Did he said that belgian isn't a real language?

>>77416589
kek, I remember a friend of mine told me a story of how they were looking 'Pontes', and the people couldn't understand it. Apparently, it was pronounced as 'põtsh'.

>>77418695
He simply delivered a message in French.

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>>77414661
stupid portuguese

>>77418232
>>young people all speak decent english
I don't believe you

>>77418673
In a chill pub in ireland i overheard a conversation of an irish-american and a female waiter talking about how embarassing and shit trump is

>>77409370
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH denmark

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>>77412050
>>77412122
kek

>>77409370
el dinamarcANO

>>77411796
>Three asians want to ask me directions
>Two koreans and one japanese
>Korean girl speaks japanese with japanese girl trying to get the directions right and ask me
>Understand japanese like the huge weeb I am
>Say some shit in japanese, directions and rest in english
>Japanese girl gets all giddy, koreans evil eye me
>says "welcome to santiago" in japanese as a farewell
>Get hug from jp grill, she's so happy
>Koreans slowly walk away
Felt good man.

>>77421142
Based Compostelán

>>77412050
Mongols unite

>>77414687
Aren't pinoys a Spanish colony?

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>>77414828

>>77409370
same happens when I say to a jap that i'm Italian. Is it that hilarious???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qV7riRKFtLg

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>>77424188

>>77421142
yeah it totally happened

>>77424188
that video is art

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>>77414828

>>77417610
Lmao

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>on vacation in Turkey
>locals address me in Russian

>>77414661
I had the same situation happening to me, I gave him directions to the most godforsaken path I knew of.

>>77418673
Americans abroad are routinely subjected foreigners' hot opinions on America

>>77421142
>Three asians want to ask me directions
Did they happen to carry a double bass with them?

>>77411796
>>Hapon
Se dice "Japón" XD

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>>77409370
>Denmark

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>on vacation in Norway
>drive around with caravan
>almost exclusively one-way streets
>drive slowly to enjoy landscape
>speed bumps every 50m or so
>slow down to 10km/h every time for not having our cutlery flying all across the caravan
>hold up entire traffic
feels good

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>>77414828

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>>77415244
fug

>>77426379
>one-way
meant one-lane

>on the train today
>reading
>suddently group of french tourist get into the train
>speaking french loudly and acting like niggers
>wearing flower t-shirts, beach hat, sandals and tank shorts (note: we're in the middle of Mexico City)
>one of them seemed to not take shower in days

Just what the fuck is wrong with frogs?

>On vacation in finlan
>go to the shop
>say Tri bears pls

All I needed to know in English while being teenager

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>on vacation in America
>they ask where I'm from
>Say I'm canadian
>Says that his great grandfather was 1/18th Canadian
>He pauses and tells me he got it wrong
>My grandfather is 1/18th Irish but he sucked the dick of a 1/18th Canadian man once

>>77426081
No, they were your average young asian pilgrims, big backpacks and sore feet. They were looking for a pilgrim residence.
I was working on a street post so many pilgrims asked me for directions.

>Visit Soviet Russia
>Go to Leningrad with 4 jeans on
>Sell one, a miliits catches me
>I don't speak Russian, we make deal that he can keep the two remaining jeans
>Live like a king for a weekend with the money I got from the one jeans
20 years later:
>Visit Russian Republic
>Visit St. Petersburg
>People look like westerners with good clothing and food
>Prostitutes are more expensive, decide to just drink
>Drink vodka and dance to street players, a police comes and takes me away because drinking in public is illegal
>Spend night at police station
desu I miss the soviet union

>>77429839
*Russian Federation, not republic