/brit/

hello

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*throws in the towel*

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Going a bit mental lads

woolies is american

goodnight alt right

any devon man in?

feel like im responsible for chester's death
am i going loopy?

>>77406675
why dont you fellas like mayonnaise?

morning lads
morning alt right

>>77406678
yanks are just protoaussies

any schizophrenicman in

doing a wank

fuck donald drumpf. racist, homophobic bigot

would heem a yank straight through a brick wall if one ever came within a hundred kilometres of me

>>77406678
the only company to use the woolworths name in history and have any real connection to to the american woolworths is woolworths in canada, and even then they really weren't the same when they closed up shop, woolworths in australia is different to woolworths in the us which is different to woolworths in the uk which is different to woolworths in south africa

mong

>send a bunch of criminals to an island
>200 years later, they enjoy a significantly higher quality of life than the ones who sent them away
fuck australia

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>best culture
>best universities
>best movies
>best food
>best television
>best music
>best wine
>best countryside
>best sports
>best everything

why is one state literally better than 98% of the rest of the world?

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>>77406705
alri

got pummeled into a wall by a massively elongated arm

>>77406716
>any connection
>the australian woolies openly admits to naming it after the american woolies

hmmm doing a long think on this one

>>77406718
mental innit

>>77406705
Sometimes haha x

>new england
rightful british clay

>>77406733
i can name my willy walmart and say it was named after walmart but my willy would have absolutely zero corporate connection to walmar

>>77406683
Elo bey

2pm wank

>>77406660
I want to fug a girl this summer but I have no pics to use on tinder. Must I really wait until fall when the next semester starts?

>>77406711
Would never come within a thousand kilometers of that hellhole island you call a home even if your mother called me

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>>77406716

>>77406718
Also they get paid 20 quid to be a fucking librarian fuck off

>>77406749
>strawman
>moving the goalposts

keep going mate, you're almost there.

>>77406756
Take some pics now

>>77406762
not an argument

>>77406718
reckon every single one of you are secretly massively jealous that your runtoid ancestors didn't steal a spoon and get deported to paradise

http://www.strawpoll.me/13493473
http://www.strawpoll.me/13493473
http://www.strawpoll.me/13493473
http://www.strawpoll.me/13493473

important question regarding Tim

>>77406770
All me

>>77406764
it cost them 20 quid for a pint

Why did so many people name their shop Woolworths

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haha woops my finger slipped

>the yank is THIS desperate to fuck my obese mum
howling

>>77406786
need pics of her fat ass

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>>77406677
me too

>>77406734
yeah m-mental haha
*suppresses anger at my law abiding ancestors*

>>77406777
MKULTRA obviously.

>>77406657
yeah ethically good, expensive food is one of the main things I'm looking forward to when my business ideas take off/I make a hit song/accept a wageslave life with good income
already discussed this with gf, and replacing as much meat as we can with veggies and mushrooms
wonder how tofu tastes like
>>>77406719
I know this is bait but name 5 Californian musicians worth listening to
also MIT is in Massachusetts sweaty

>>77406784
>>77406749
>samefag gets blown the fuck out
>filters the person he's arguing with

equivalent to sticking fingers in your ears and singing

pathetic

>tfw my ancestors were all criminals but they all got away with it

>>77406806
don't reply to it

Genuinely, madly and deeply in love with a lad.

I usually sleep during yank powerhours

he can't see your posts mate hahaha

or maybe i filtered yanks because i don't feel like having lengthy arguments about partially closed down supermarkets and discount stores you FUCKING YANK PIECE OF SHIT

>>77406786
ill fuck her then ill fuck you and fuck your dog lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8UTS2iFXOo
Underrated LP choon

any brits thought of moving here before?

>>77406826
>he literally unfiltered the flag so he could see what we replied
howling

>>77406806
you're talking to the somalian

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>>77406764
here's one time it was 3h instead of 6, can't complain about the old finances x

yankhours usually start at 11
started a bit late today fortunately
*contemplates closing the tab*

>>77406835
Think basically everyone in britain has thought about it to some degree

>>77406835
A lot of Brits do

>>77406802
>wonder how tofu tastes like
jaja nos utilizamos "what" con "like"
p.e. - "what does it look like/what it looks like" or "how does it look/how it looks", pero nunca "how does it look like/how it looks like"

>>77406843
ah yes, the taxpayer taken for a ride again

>>77406826
maybe you shouldn't respond to those posts then you turbo autist

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77406848
>>77406850
what's holding you back? just money/ family?

>>77406865
spiders

>>77406802
>>77406855
jaja but also, it has a minging texture and tastes of basically nothing, but it's good with sauces and veg and shit. Just a source of protein really

australia isn't for me lads, will be moving to london to make my living as a bartender in an expat dive post-haste

>>77406855
>>77406874
>>>/lat/

>>77406865
can't even be bothered to earn a living let alone move abroad

>>77406865
Dunno I'm 19, definitely at some point even if it's a few years
But yea family and money basically right now and uni etc

>>77406865
it's pretty hard to immigrate to australia

re-filtered yanks, this time it's staying, don't know why i took off the filter in the first place

>>77406855
>>77406874
thanks x
rookie mistake, can't believe I typed that
>>77406880
>>>/cum/

>get headhunted on the 26th
>first interview on the 27th
>second interview on the 30th
>third interview on the 7th
>now the headhunter keeps saying 'I'll call you' and when he calls he says 'we're really busy right now
>two weeks now since that third interview and stuck in limbo
COME ON MAN LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD

reckon childbirth is hardly painful and women are just overreacting like they always do

I once tried taking pics of myself earlier, using the timer and everything, but it all looks so forced

>>77406865
skin cancer

>>77406894
bet you unhid this post like before to see what it said you sad twat, kek

Does Aus need economics graduates

poo poo bum willy bum poo

>>77406897
call him instead
they're shit testing you

>>77406897
Whats headhunted

Australia? more like Anustralia

>>77406894
don't read the post from the yank it's just him saying bet your read this

>>77406897
Should have given the interviewer a firm handshake and a winning smile

>>77406889
there's often loopholes, if you have a skill in demand here (even something as simple as hairdressing) you can move pretty easily.
think brits get a year-long working holiday visa pretty easily here

>>77406927
all macedonians should be killed

>>77406927
other company offers employees a better deal to come work for them instead

my desire to root a girl in the arse is almost blurring into just wanting to root an arse in general which might make me gay
why don't girls like it up the arse i'm dying here i am dying

>my ancestor steals something 230 years my
>gets sent to 'barren wasteland'
>230 years later
Ah, no, please save me from this jail. I want to return to the UK for its ... weather

can't help myself from staring at my sister's arse and chebs from time to time

i don't desire her but I'm straight, I'm gonna admire a bust and a bottom when i see one regardless of who it belongs to

realised that puerto rico is part of yankland so i've got to filter them too

bye
>>77406935
obsessed x

>>77406753
have you finished x

love it when my parents complain that I'm unemployed and that I should get a job
then later that day when they come back from work they're complaining about how shit it was
hmmm yes how encouraging

>>77406944
>wanting to do buttstuff

Eww!

>>77406938
Your mother should be fucked by all of us

>>77406947
screaming

brits are just protoaussies

we are a higher life form

>>77406925
I've already sent check-ups and reminders, it would be pestering and desperate to send reminders more than once or twice a week.

>>77406944
but poo comes from there?????

>>77406956
>wanting to do stuff where babies come from

fucken freak,

>>77406962
agreed

>>77406937
I'll probably move when i finish my masters, i'll be on the shortage occupations list then
shitty social science grads are completely excluded from it, probably with good reason, but sucks a bit haha

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Love is blindness
I don't wanna see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my heart
Love is blindness
In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness
Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness
Love is blindness
I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me?
Oh my love
Blindness

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>>77406944
>gf agreed she'll take it up the arse when she comes back from the internship
>she suddenly has diarrhea and it's not improving
IT'S NOT FAIR

the monkeydonian HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77406955
Get a bloody job already Kevin

>>77406986
my name is james

yanks are just protoaussies

unevolved australians

>>77406989
doxxed

>>77406989
runt name for a runt person living a runt life

sort yourself out

>>77406989
Alri James-uh the poof-tuh

>>77406982
All Mexicans should be killed

beto has arrived

>>77406982
Audibly guffawed at this post

>>77406982
I will make your mother vaggina wide as a sombrero

if you can't walk into a store to buy your cannabis you live in a third world country

can't even get a (You) for incestuous confessions these days

>>77407010
drugs should be banned

>>77406951
we're a colonial territory
basically owned by, but not part of the United States
n-not that I care about you seeing my posts

>>77406975
I also know if you do your degree here (don't think it matters if it's under or post graduate) you get an automatic visa when you finish your degree
know this chinese guy who was 25, never worked a day in his life but had his rich parents pay for a two year postgrad (marketing) course here and he still lives here

>>77406980
It's free lube mate just go with it

>>77406995
why does australia have such bad uni rankings?

Why did god give us buttholes if he didn't want is to put our dicks in them

>>77407010
like the majority of yanks? sad

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>>77406997
>>77407001
no bully please

>>77407022
So we could do the poo poo out of them

dumb pirate frogposter

>>77407023
most can drive somewhere legal in a reasonable timeframe

we are the people who rule the world

>>77407017
hmmm probably wouldn't fancy studying there
as i said, i'm coming over after i finish my masters, plan to move there at some point so might as well get onto it early, the job i'm going to do is pretty country specific so yeaaahhhhhh

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>my name is james

>>77407039
post los simpson

australians are just proto canadians, refute this

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This is me

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>>77407018
I'd do it but she doesn't want to

>>77407051
are you great?

i have a nigger name

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>>77407051

This is the rare pepe they made for me

alexander the great's bday today or yesterday
happy birthday mate

>>77407058
alri ty'kiesha lincoln

DIGIMON has an imaginary girlfriend

>>77407045
I wouldn't either des u, you'll pay a fortune in international fees and (assuming you don't go to a runt uni) you'll get a better education
what's the degree?

>>77407051
Would shatter your pathetic jaw with a single well placed blow

>>77407058
moboko

>>77407020
We have 6 unis in the top 100 in the world, not so bad for a country of 20mil

>>77407051
you look like a mexican dude

>>77407051
>>77407067
who's they?

>>77407050
canadians are just snow aussies

change into digital champions to save the digital world

>>77407087
Some guy on pol

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>>77407051
why do you dox yourself
well at least you're not ugly unlike that absolutely hideous brit who posted his face yesterday

>>77407088
slow*

>>77407051
Hello I'm Louis with the BBC

>>77407091
kek nice
I want a Pepe me now ;^(

>>77407068
Nah my bday is on 31st of december

>>77407081
oh shit I didn't know you only had 20 million people. I thought it was around like 50

>>77407091
you do look like a polposter

>>77407051
Didn't know Louis Theroux was Macedonian

Digimon trying to be cool hahahaha

>>77407051
Holy shit it's Louis theroux

>>77407111
>American education

>>77407076
U w0t m8
1v1 now

>>77407083
Nope
>>77407093
I have been doxxed since 2012 or 13

>>77407107
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
liar, don't think wikipedia would tell fibs mate

>>77407126
some of the best in the world

>>77407074
runty af, some design sheeit but it counts according to your immigration ahah

>>77407113
Nah i dont post there

>>77407134
that the average American can't afford

77407134
how is the pirate going to recover

>>77407074
what do you have a shortage of? I do econ

>>77407149
yeah if you're a retard. do you not have scholarships in spicland?

aaaaa

the depression's hitting me well today

NEED to stop being a night owl

>>77407057
Yeh m8 im gr8

Business idea: pretend we only have 20 million people while actually housing 50 million

Thoughts?

>>77407149
access to greater earning potential is only for people who have the money for it
that's how freedom works dumbass

>>77407162
Go to sleep then

>>77407153
don't know how it works, I thought you had to have career experience but according to >>77407136 a degree is enough
doubt econ will get you anywhere on its own

>>77407149
the average American shouldn't receive the best education

why would anyone want someone average being taught at the best facilities?

>>77407170
reeeeee

business idea: put my willy in a melon

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>an American calling another country 'spicland'

business idea: meritocracy

>>77407175
Pics x

>>77407167
>retarded commies actually believe this
completely wrong. how do you not understand the concept of affirmative action and scholarships for low income households?

one thing that int has taught me is that people actually have no idea how their own immigration system works
I have NO idea about the british one desu, and I study stuff like that

Business idea: put a melon in my willy

business idea: mandatory 50/50 gender split in every single occupation to right the wrongs of misogyny

business idea: neoaristocracy

>>77407196
>only 2 genders

what is this, 2009?

Business idea: think of a viable business idea

Question do i look ugly?

>kek
FUCK off

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>>77407194
I know how my immigration system works juuuuust fine

>>77407208
reddit

>>77407208
shadilay~

Business idea: become rich

>>77407208
redditsheed

>>77407208
jej

>>77407207
No

Shadilay praise kek MAGA my fellow pedes!

>>77407193
kev approaching his son in the club

I have a business idea

But i require money to start

kek shadilay amirite r/theDonald haha hate reddit

met a trans man back in 2009 and didn't know he was born a woman until years later

Business idea: become Richard

woke up again
was hoping this wouldn't happen again

>>77407230
Go to a bank then

>>77407236
were you blind or what

/r/The_Donald is shit but it's still the best subreddit on reddit

POST TOOT

http://wtop.com/dc/2017/07/african-robotics-team-goes-missing-dc/slide/1/

newest refugee gimmick lads, pretend to be some sort of official delegation and fuck off while nobody's looking

>>77407246
If i fail i will lose my house
Dont want that

>>77407245
post toot

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>>77407252

>>77407249
no he's a really large man you wouldn't know unless you were told

>>77407245
*shoots a sleeping dart into your neck*

>>77407266
for you

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praise kek haha EPIC

>>77407161
yes, and I see many scholarships are focusing on Puerto Ricans and latinos. But I'm not the average American am I? :)
>>77407172
why would anyone want dumb rich people being taught at the best facilities while smart middle class people have much less opportunity and have to drown in debt?

DIGIMON IS STILL TRYING TO BE COOL

is it bad that i care more about mr linkin park's death than I do david bowie's?

the only celebrity who's death REALLY made me sad is michael jackon

>>77407290
>why would anyone want dumb rich people being taught at the best facilities
but that isn't the norm at higher level universities you stupid spic
there's a ton of niggers and spics that get in that get in for having literally only a little above average performance, that is the real problem

>>77407302
no notable person in the music industry who deserves any sympathy has died since kurt kobain

>>77407302
yeah that's abhorrent
how can you rate a nobody from linkin park above bowie?

>>77407302
It's bad you care at all.

>>77407333
this is true except the cobain part

>>77407333
reddit

>>77407336
cause i'm not 50 and didn't grow up listening to bowie

are you telling me you got a david bowie CD for your 8th birthday? runt.

>>77407336
different generation

comfy kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mflOx5tECRc

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*enters thread*
*looks around*
...
SHADILAY

>>77407297
told to fuck off in lat
told to fuck off in /cum/
seen as a delirious lunatic in /brit/
how does it feel?
>>77407304
I take it you study in MIT?
>>77407302
bowie's death was the only one that affected me, because coincidentally days before his death I was listening to most of his discography and reading/watching stuff about him
but even then it was brief and didn't make me cry or anything like that, it's not like I knew him personally

>>77407358
You got a linkin park CD on your 8th birthday?

it's bad that you don't post it

>>77407347
>>77407336
>muh bowie

>>>/reddit/

>>77407364
Liking the blue shirt

>>77407369
yeah

reddit

bad hombre

>>77407367
>told to fuck off in lat
>told to fuck off in /cum/
>seen as a delirious lunatic in /brit/
are you talking about yourself?

feels weird knowing i'm posting in the last /brit/ ever
*stubs out cigarette*
*drops it on to the floor and smushes it with my foot*
it's been a ride

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>>77407358
grew up listening to him through the 'rents and because his music is literally everywhere
he was also just a more interesting and compelling guy himself, I doubt a member of a band that commercialised and sanitised hard rock was anything special in his personal life

>>77407384
WE GAT SAM BAD HAMBRAYS

hello fellow redditors

>>77407333
>>77407336
snap
>>77407347
>>77407358
snap
>>77407359
>>77407364
snap

>>77407385
all these spanish brown people are all near identical expressions of one odious form

>>77407367
yep, didn't think you had an argument

>>77407358
he's just a guy, a guy statistically likely to be a nonce
the music you grew up with won't stop existing just because he has and his latest music was shit anyways (unlike Bowie's).
>>77407395
me on the right

>>77407246
>>77407249
snap

>not using reddit
reddit as fuck

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Gentlemen
It has been an honour posting with you

77407385
HAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T BE BAD WITH DIGIMON, don't you see he is trying to be based in /brit/

only celeb death i'll feel bad about is eminem's

>>77407412
>>77407413
snap

the poorto rico spic is getting a bit on his high horse now. I'm pretty sure most of /brit/ likes beto better than him

>build the biggest passenger liner in history
>sink it on the maiden journey
lmao brits

the jews in the holocaust camps were not supposed to die they were supposed to be moved to madagascar after germany won and thusly gained control over french colonies/overseas possessions but that's not how things turned out

this statement is not intended to excuse hitler or the nazis it's just fact

the changes to recaptcha 2 have literally pushed me over the edge

i re-enabled legacy. Who wants to wait 6 years after clicking a square for a new one to appear?

>>77407447
mind if i post this on /r/TIL??

Canada is and always will be Reddit: the country.

>>77407413
it's not like you weren't talking out of your arse or looking for an argument
>>77407385
except I still post in /lat/ when it pops up on the catalog and I've never ever posted in your disgusting general except once to tell them how unbelievably boring and abhorrent it is check the archives
speaking of /cum/, fuck off yank

>>77407436
correct
yeah beto's entertaining, puerto is just an arrogant leftypol twat who happens to be a spic rather than a paki, nigger, bender or scouser

alan is the only based JF

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>>77407445
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

hate the mexican ngl

daily reminder that reddit has had more of a positive impact on the world than 4chan EVER will

i am a good jf

Going to bed

DIGIMON has an imaginary GF, now he is getting mad LOL

all terrible /brit/ personality opinions in this ITT

>>77407467
what's 4chan: The Country, /int/: The Province, and /brit/: The City

>>77407445
The SS Californian could have saved everyone
Perfidious yanks

>>77407486
LMAO

there's something about the Mexican's posts that never fail to make me howl

is liam here

for me, it's urban planning the best interest

>>77407478
does he have a gun held in his right hand pointed at his left temple or is someone pointing a gun at him

>in this ITT
yes... that

at least the rapist posts pics of his sluts

>>77407510
he's holding the gun

>>77407505
He's mentally ill

>>77407511
kys your self

>>77407502
lol fucking dead brits in the water lmao

>>77407505
the fact that they're 99% lat copypasta
they even make me laugh sometimes

>>77407511
he's an aussie you can't expect them to form coherent senten-

*looks at flag*

*turns around*

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>this girt from jamie, private school girl will NEVER be your gf

END it

>>77407505
he's an artist

>>77407532
literally couldn't watch past the first episode

>>77407520
he has lomg arms and small hands desu

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*arrives in the thread*

>>77407546
part of the reason he's (rightly) necking himself

you know I'd walk 1000 miles

>>77407549
what a shit barnet

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I saw Justin Trudeau at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Prince of /brit/?

>a half british/malaysian yank

nah

>>77407561
shan'

>>77407564
/brit/ is a Chad general

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>>77407564
no. prince of r9k

/brit/ is a toot general

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>>77407572
>>77407578
all virgins are british no matter where they are born

>>77407584
>>77407584
>>77407584
New

>>77407580
>>77407593
he had a chiseled jaw line and beautiful eyebrows desu

>>77407593
he's a yank though

anchor yank (yanchor)