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romanian prime minister edition
old>>77342540
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i feel like this will get archived without many replies
such is life
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>made by a friend
>no "+ friends"
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>>77364697
i knew i fucked up somewhere
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
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>>77364694
you have one bump from me cygan
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>>77364856
thank you marcel
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>>77363610
>Germany would win the WW2 if not Murica.
That's arguable
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nice, it just started raining, maybe it will help me fall asleep

signing out
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>>77365766
The Soviets recieved a lot of money and arms from us, but they probably would have still won if the US had never entered the war.
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bump?
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morning

>wake up
>overslept alarms, somehow
>coworker (aunt) calling at 08:03 asking where the fuck am I
>"coming, coming"
>make up some bullshit 'legit' excuse on the way
>they bought it and it's fine I guess
>quickly rushed to publish newspaper cover for printing
>did one barely noticeable mistake
>went to the printing guy who is downstairs
>his entrance is two steps away from entrance to the building
>ask him if I can send him another file or if he already started printing this one
>he already did
>"ah nevermind then"
>go out of his door
>open the entrance door and close it and pretend I just went outside to make a call
>he's probably gonna ask my coworker (aunt) what was the problem that we needed to send another file
>hoping that he wont
>hoping that the mistake wont be noticed
ach jo, I even went to sleep earlier yesterday, fucking hell
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wake up dummies
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>>77365766
>>77366071
this. amerikuns gave russian so much shit
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Is fridge anon still with us?
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>>77371913
In total, 92.7% of the wartime production of railroad equipment by the Soviet Union was supplied under Lend-Lease
Soviet military was provided by hundreds of thousands of U.S.-made trucks. Indeed, by 1945, nearly a third of the truck strength of the Red Army was U.S.-built.

Between June 1941 and May 1945, Britain delivered to the USSR:

3,000+ Hurricanes
4,000+ other aircraft
27 naval vessels
5,218 tanks (including 1,380 Valentines from Canada)
5,000+ anti-tank guns
4,020 ambulances and trucks
323 machinery trucks
1,212 Universal Carriers and Loyd Carriers (with another 1,348 from Canada )
1,721 motorcycles
£1.15bn worth of aircraft engines
1,474 radar sets
4,338 radio sets
600 naval radar and sonar sets
Hundreds of naval guns
15 million pairs of boots
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I dreamed that I was still at some school and we had a excursion to Austria
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i am awake
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>>77372512
>going on a school excursion to another COUNTRY
fucking euros
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f-fridge anon?
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>>77373727
Was that really him (her?)? Did he die? Will we ever find out?
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>>77374058
He wrote kinda similiar to the way he always wrote, so I think it was him. I just hope he's alright
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>>77374148
I hope so too. The idea that maybe we'll never hear anything from him again is really depressing.
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fucking enraged right now
>mom calls yesterday
>tells she needs 20 €
>ask for what
>something with sister's phone
>tell her to come to work tomorrow (today)
>came just now with sister
>give her the money
>something wrong with phone, already in repair shop for taking back, just need to pay
>ask what is wrong with it
>oh she just pressed something or I don't know, need to reinstall software
>reinstalling android
>literally factory reset tier task
>fucking 20 €
>not even reinstalling windows costs that fucking much
>asked why the fuck she didnt call me, I do it all the time and it can be done in 15 minutes
>shrugged and took it like its nothing
fucking pieces of shit I could eat until end of month with that money now its going into the water because someone literally pressed wipe cache, restore factory settings and installed a few hundred megabyte zip downloaded from samsung homepage fucking subhuman alcoholic slavshits
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>>77375013
I feel you man, my siter broke her phone and computer so many times. Thank God she doesn't have a car.
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>>77375013
So glad I'm an only child. I usually refuse to help people that did something out if their own stupidity.
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>>77375187
thing is, it's not even really 'broken', just need to reinstall software same as reinstalling some game because it crashes or something

>>77375333
another thing is that because they are alcoholic and cant be trusted with money because they blow it on shit and booze, I took their money (mom's and dad's) for safekeeping as I did before I moved out. I leave money to pay for utilities, some for food until next salaries and take the rest (kind of spare money) so that I can save it up and pay their debts for them or buy something that needs replacing at home. so it's their money, but they could have fucking told me. I had like 50 € from their money and now 20 is literally thrown into shredder. if they at least called me that its broken and needs looking at, I would look at it, but now they told me only after it's already fixed in the repair shop. so I was forced to give them, those fucking idiots
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>>77375427
That shit would never work here, in case of alcoholic parents, your money would be up for *safekeeping* in their pocket, not the other way around. You're a good person anon, too bad you're in one of the worst situations possible. Any plans on leaving them or something?
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>>77375013
learn to say no you fucking shituanian
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>>77375427
>he is babysitting his own parents
what the fuck
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>>77375519
well I moved out to a one room flat but life still sucks because multiple people are dependent on me

i'd leave them without second thoughts if I had a chance to move abroad even tomorrow, but it will take a lot of time and patience, after that they can drown in their feces for all I care

>>77375541
>reading comprehension
try again

>>77375572
i know right? it's pathetic
like a week ago I went to the electricity website to check payments, debts etc. and I saw that electricity wasnt paid for one month

turns out, while I was on vacation in Czech Republic, they simply forgot that they need to pay for electricity lmao. I told my dad how the fuck does that happen and he said "well no one fucking told me, how should I know", nevermind that it's a thing that you do every fucking month. so I just confiscated their money and paid for two months so that there arent any denbts. it's not a pretty feeling this thing, believe me
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>>77375648
just stop, they are grown people let them live their own lives, even more now when you left their place

>so I just confiscated their money
I dont even know how to comment this...
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>>77375648
Do they even eat? How fo you confiscate the money in advance and keep them alive?

Do you have any skills? It would be rather crap to emigrate and become a truck driver or some other bullshit like construction worker.
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>>77375727
i have sisters that live there and need a better life than I had

>>77375729
of course, they are normal people just alcoholics and even if they got 1000 € a month they would manage to get into debts. when my dad got his wage he would give it to me, I would put into my safebox, lock it. and when mom would ask me that she needs to go buy food or whatever I would give her, she would bring me receipt and change. now when I moved out I left them with all their money but after seeing that they didnt even pay for electricity I started doing same except I am further away, so I leave some money for food and take the rest.

i have no skills whatsoever
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dead
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Bolesław Wyrmouth is my favourite prince and a true warrior both at heart and by deeds. One of the three red pilled polacks.
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>>77378769
>Bolesław Wyrmouth
who? google gives nothing
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>>77375427
I also safekeep money from parents but they dont drink just buy useless shit like last time mom bough me a fidgetspinner out of nowhere when before I said its worthless toy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQl5PVKt5ko
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I wish Poland was Protestant or Orthodox instead. Catholicism is pure shit and popes always favoured fucking westerners in all territorial disputes. Catholicism gave us nothing and we should switch our main religion a long, long time ago. Even worshipping a tree would be better than this fucking shit because priests have way too much authority here it's like I live in middle ages or something and those priests favour shit parties like PIS, the old cunts enthralled by their bullshit vote for it so it's hardly a surprise a crypto theocratic country is a chaotic shithole.


I'd say Protestantism is the purest form of Christianity but it's also the poorest their churches look like fucking barns so the most optimal choice would be Orthodoxy but a lot of polacks would be assblasted because
>HURR RUSSIANS ARE ALSO ORTHODOX SO NO FUCK THAT
polacks are so blinded by misguided hate, also often fueled by cathohols that if ruskies said they like Witcher all Poles would burn their fucking Witcher books and vidya saying they never liked them anyway
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Czechs what the fugg is with you and your grammatical exceptions, it seems sometimes like there are more exceptions to conjugation rule than words who actually obey the rules

you're one lawless land
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>>77378816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boles%C5%82aw_III_Wrymouth

speaking of which converting Pommeranians to catholicism was a mistake
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seriously fuck catholics they always embarass and actively try to damage my country with their retarded ideas
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>my country
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fuck off cathohol
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but christianity itself is also an abominable version of Zoroastrianism a true religion for true Persians such as myself
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>cathohol
>implying hohols are catholic
t. Polonized tatar persian japanese jew samurai
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why evererything stupid fucking arabs or kikes touch turns into shit? Glorious Persians had a nice monotheistic religion but then Mohammad ibn Goldberg comes in, adds a bunch of dick mutilation, ''HURR YOU SHOULD FORCE YOUR BITCHES TO WEAR SNIPER CAMOUFLAGE'' and some random outbursts of violence and calls it a day
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Glorious Persian - created an impressive empire where both military might and pursues of the mind meet

ar*b - HURR I'M A NIGGER

kike - HURR I'M A NIGGER

p*lack - HURR I'M A NIGGER

how can other meme nationalities even compete?
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Like a fucking clockwork. 2 p.m. passes an this faggot starts spewing his shit over thread.
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>>77379804
thats not exactly teh way youre gonna meet friends here
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we are better than you because we have Prince of Persia game shilling us but is there any Prince of Gulag about v4? I thought so.
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>>77379828
croat - HURR I'M A NIGGER
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>>77379867
hurr fuck croats im a kajkavian
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>go outside
>eww I stepped in shit! -.-
>look at my boot
>ah it's just a czech republic flag nevermind :)
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>>77379916
you're what? Lmao what the fuck is kekekian? Some sort of a lizard? Lmao dumb scalefag faggot go back to /d/
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>>77379835
>Prince of Gulag
Keked at this
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>>77379695
>jew samurai
Now that's just impossible. Everybody knows that jews fear the samurai.
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>>77379980
I'm always happy to bring a smile on your face polack.
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>>77380084
kocham cie marcel cho sie przytulic
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>>77380099
wypierdalaj pedale
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>>77380124
hipokryta z ciebie troche
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I wish women would wear slutty clothes that show their tits I mean actually entire tits.
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>>77380384
niby jak kurwa?
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I wish I was a nigger so I could fuck half of Poland polish conservative catholic qts are coalburning sutpid whores like all catholics I would just come up to a group of sluts and sey ''hey bitches wanna suck my dick?'' and they would all say ''yes'' and I would jizz all over them and send pics to their cuck boyfriends who will forgive them because polish ''men'' are extremly pussywhipped and women seriously are in charge here which explains why this country is a shithole
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polacks are cucked as fuck they in fact invite foreigners to fuck their women lmao
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>>77380700
can confirm, let a foreigner fuck my sister once, in exchange for a pair of blue jeans
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>>77380635
Then leave you fucking mongoloid. You probably got a STD from a drunk prostitute that would willingly want to sleep with you.
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>>77380810
Fucking waffle faggot from a shit non - country with it's only export being Jean Claude Van Damme go fuck yourself I wanna BLACK bitches with a black cock and cum inside them without a condom.
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>>77380908
Did your father touch you when you were younger? Perhaps your mom didn't give you enough hugs?
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>>77380932
Stop getting mad at Marcel you autist
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>>77380932
>hurr I'm from faggot capital of the world shilling retarded EU ideas such as refugee intake and cuckold
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>>77380944
Fuck off subhuman

>>77380979
>cuckold
Look who's talking
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why polacks even bother marrying if their women will leave them for foreigners first chance they get?
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why the fuck is Shitgium even a thing? Lmao.
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>>77380781
nice
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>>77381311
you want a go with her as well? she's older now though, she turned 18 last month.
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>>77381345
yeah don't mind if I do
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>be polack
>work 14 hours a day for 40 dollars/month wage
>boss can I get a day off tommorow?
>not only I won't give you a day off but you will work 16 hours for free
>ok
>go back home
>Grażyna I'm home! What's for dinner?
>HURR how dare you?! I've read in a magazine that american women don't do shit for their husbands and look how good their lives are, from now on you will cook your meals.
>k
>make a sandwich without bread but with two pieces of cheese slapped together and chew it while looking at your dog, the only companion and solace of your shit life
>take him for a walk
>drunken driver Carmageddons into the sidewalk killing 15 people and wrecking your dog in the process, don't worry his father is a judge so instead of going to jail he will merely go to mental ward when he will fuck around for a few years for your tax money :)
>go to a bar
>vodka is out of stock, get denaturat instead
>fuck it alcohol is an alcohol
>go blind
>shieeeet
>Grażyna refuses to sleep with you because she read that in the USA which is after all so close to Poland both geographically and culturally that it only makes sense to mimic their every practice wives don't sleep with their husbands since it's literally rape
>sleep on the floor
>get fired from the job for being a blindfuck
>Grażyna refuses to talk with you since talking with filthy males humilates women
>go to Praktiker, buy yourself a rope to get off this ride
>Grażyna leaves you for a Brit
>thanks for taking care for her until now mate she is a good cook and so talkative! :) I love conservative polish qts
>k
>hang yourself
>rope breakes
>so does your spirit and sanity
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>>77381508
Who are you quoting?
If you don't tell me who you're quoting I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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>>77381508
right in the feels
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its like me holding up the line at the kissing booth
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>>77381508
why is Gražina a name in Poland? first Olgierd now this wtf
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>>77381786
the memes jack
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>>77379317
It was invented specifically to prevent foreigners from learning our language
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>>77381786
Because people always take some names from neighbouring countries as well as intermarry you retard and the most popular polish surname - Nowak is of czech origin.
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>told myself I'll kys myself if I reach 24 years while being a KV
>turned 22 today
any minute now lads
any minute
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>>77382383
všetko najlepšie anon
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>>77382383
2 years left pal youre almost there
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>>77382383
wszystkiego najlepszego anon
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>>77382383
happy birthday pepik give your mother 500 crowns to blow you
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>>77382383
Happy birthday!
If you're still KV in 2 years I can give you a kisss myssself
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>>77382383
Happy birthday. I recommend revalidating your life goals though.
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>>77382383
Happy birthday friend. Don't worry about it, there are more important things in life and you still have a role to play.
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>>77382772
>there are more important things in life
no there aren't
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>>77382383
všechno nejlepší, anonku
dont let such trivial things let you down
sure it's an experience that everyone should feel and know but there are bazillion other things in life that could and should be achieved, it's certainly not THAT thing which you should kill yourself over, it shouldnt be that much of a priority.

at the end of the day you can just find a drunk grill at some club or pub and somehow get her to kiss you

basically what this >>77382752 anon said. some people will think nothing of getting a job, learning to drive, getting a car or doing well in some exam but lose their shit and kill themselves over something like kissing.
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>>77382383
you know what to do anon
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Recommend me some movies, I don't care about genre
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got my wisdom teeth removed
stupdi dentist didn't prescribe painkillers
paid around 350 CZK for them but now i m fine
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>>77384611
Dredd, The Double, Submarine, Crank, Crank High Voltage
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>>77384611
https://youtu.be/JxEq-uHf7p4
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>>77384611
Sátántangó
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>>77384611
>Sabata
>Hobo With a Shotgun
>Six String Samurai
>Miss 45
>>77384807
cool
how's the remaining 3 doing?

also lrn2 focus u scrub
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>>77384611
I've recently watched memento and blackcoats daughter, they were both pretty good.
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>>77384807
>paid 350czk
>roach flag
doing a think
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22yo virgin
That would never happen in Greece
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>>77386007
pederasty still going strong eh?
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>>77385923
>>77385052
im czech
you subhuman
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This triggers the Czech and Slovak.
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>>77386361
Slowvaks like Austria
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>>77386361
not at all my friend
it is a very tasty sauce indeed
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>>77386007
greeks are subhumans
im czech
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>>77386459
What about Austria-Hungary?

>>77386586
Oh my! :D Awesome bro! Awesome.
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>>77386837
you are turk subhuman and animal

>>77386992
not very favorable
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>>77382383
I had a birthday three weeks ago

Prolly do it this year and join the club
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>>77380635
>>77380700
>>77380908
>>77380979
>>77381105
>>77381105
>>77381508
damn marcel youre refining your technique
the last pasta was especially good
have you been practicing?
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>>77384611
black mirror episodes are separate stories from each other so watch that i guess
theyre really good
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Do all Czechs get these overwhelming feels when Münich is mentioned, or am i the only one?
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Shadow Warrior Special Edition for free lads
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/shadow-warrior-special-edition

worth 50 €
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reviewbrah is ethnically czechoslovak
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>>77389388
No, you are the only wuahahahahaaaaan ;_;
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>>77390043
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>>77389787
looks like ass but its free so i took it

thanks anon
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>>77389787
too expensive for its value
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Linkin Park killed himself
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>>77390416
but it costs 0
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>>77386361
ordered this shirt

best for Bratislava-Wien trips
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>>77390427
fugg
F
time to listen to some Meteora I guess
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>>77389388
context?
was it a czech city?
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>>77391649
munich agreement i guess, only autist would get sad over that though
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>>77391675
>prosperous democratic industrialist nation
>prepare for war with Hitler
>whole world decides to say "fuck you, he can take your borderland with fortification or we all declare war on you"
>be shit ever since
Slovaks don't care since you don't have any national pride to begin with, but this really hits close to home for us
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>>77392042
nazi occpuation had no impact on CZ, communism fucked it over, stupid underage
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>>77392042
and Slovaks dont care since Slovakia wasnt occupied
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>>77392214
yes it did, they murdered some people, razed some villages and smelted a lot of metal for war effort.
Obviously nothing compared to, say, Poland, but still it's unfair to say "unaffected".

As for Munich, while I don't obsess over the treaty myself, I can see why some sentimental national-romantic would.
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>>77392042
you forget we gave him all those tanks and shit so he can conquer france with them.
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>>77392725
lmao out of all countries affected by WW2 Czechia was one that had the least damages, you dont live in vacuum, entire europe got fucked by WW2 some just more than the others, 30% of Belarussian population died during the war stop crying you bitch
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>>77392042
Slovak National Uprising was bloodiest revolution during WW2, Pepiks just surrendered and watched
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>>77392987
>Slovak National Uprising was bloodiest revolution during WW2
wrong, it was Yugoslavia
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>>77393169
Yugoslavia didnt exist during ww2
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>tfw no gf
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>>77393202
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hmmm watermelon thanks Hungary.
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>>77393420
axis split yugoslavia

uneducated retard
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>>77393380
feels bad
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>>77393569
you still talking to alena?
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WW2 Slovak state was the Slovak golden age.
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>>77393532
the resistance still happened, had more losses than slovak one and was more successful, the split is irrelevant
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>>77393650
no

i really have nothing to say+shes gone until end of august

i will probably never talk to her again

>>77393672
Indeed
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>>77393819
where did she go?
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>>77394018
trip to Kamchatka then going to Belarus before returning for semester

shes interesting person desu
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>>77394076
yea sounds like some normie slut, she's not right for you desu
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>>77394098
right, fuck that whore i wouldnt be happy with her anyways
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>>77379314
But Romania, Greece, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Serbia, Bosnia, Ukraine, Moldova, Montenegro are also orthodox.
Orthodoxy is the true faith, that is why we have no Pope, each country has its own Patriarch, Ecumenism is a disease and we all spit on it, our Church's policy is to spit on Ecumenism, Gnosticism, Fags, SJWism, Atheism, Catholic heresies, Protestants of any kind.

Orthodoxy is Christianity as Jesus's apostles left it, no western european bullshit, unchanged and conservative.
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>>77394151
exactly
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>>77379804
>using meme terms such as "persian"
Go back to Dunecoonistan you hairy apelet.
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>>77394420
alenka>baška desu

but baška has still few years to mature, i stalked alenka and she looks 5x better at 26 than she did at 20

i hope to god she never gets to read any of this
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>>77394567
how would she know about this thread?
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>>77382383
>KVH
>in Czechia
>The land of whores, sluts, homely cute girls turning attracted to toxic men and producer of 20% of the world's pornstars
>80% of his exports are videochat
>20% is shitty beer
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dude I went to an EGEA convention and fucked an austrian girl in Brno, bareback and creampie
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>>77394639
;)
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>>77394639
weired things happened

Alenka if you ever read this, you are wonderful woman and im just coping here
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>>77394751
wow didnt know you were such a beta fag
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>>77394829
beta is buzzword, i act on impulse and emotions, not taking logic in consideration

i blame my hellenic blood for such behavior


my life is really trash
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>mfw presidential election draws near
>mfw there will be 2 candidates to reach 2nd turn:
>Jiří Kájínek
>Radovan Krejčíř
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im gonna play Bishock for first time in my life
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amber alert lads
does instagram notify you when somebody screenshots your public Story in the PC app by using the PrintScreen key?
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>>77395373
no

>>77394975
does baska have insta? i cant seem to find it
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>>77395436
nvm i think i found it but its private
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>>77395436
no clue but she is not most social kind of girl atleast from what i have heard
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what is the best way to learn spanish in 2 months
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>>77396894
pack up your bags, go there without any plan and try to survive without any other help
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>>77396981
and that's how you end up like this guy
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/man-marooned-in-airport-for-18-days/news-story/25c95ed42fb9950082f6ad9e9b55e2e9
>Unable to speak a word of Portuguese, Mr Parzelski simply repeated in pidgin English, "I'm Poland" when airport cleaners inquired about his wellbeing.
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>>77396981
>>77397113
i mean, you don't have to know any language to somehow get by on vacations, but my humble traveling experience tells me that being able to communicate with locals would greatly enhance my stay there
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>>77397113
>Nonetheless, they gathered food, cigarettes and even several bottles of vodka for the new arrival
10/10 hospitality
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>>77397236
everybody tells me that Spanish is a pretty easy language to learn. I haven't done it myself but you could definitely get a fair amount of it in two months I'm guessing.
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>>77397113
>>77397236
>>77397260
reminds me of this one time when I was watching this prank channel and randomly saw a new video from their older uploads

they found some Czech guy in NY who was looking for job but got robbed at terminal while sleeping and charging his phone

they gave him clothes, food, haircut and paid for plane ticket back to the ČR, he looks so down to earth, I was getting teary when I saw it the first time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iurrkqsZzqY
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>>77397384
>everybody tells me that Spanish is a pretty easy language to learn
yes, i was just wondering if anyone here has some good resources for it, since duolingo seems pretty bad for actually learning how to say anything
gonna search for some books
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>>77397476
apparently this was the follow up
http://www.blesk.cz/clanek/zpravy-udalosti/221542/zklamani-zachranci-bezdomovce-jardy-dostali-ho-domu-pak-zmizel.html

>>77397623
I find this guy to be quite helpful
https://www.fluentin3months.com/
https://www.fluentin3months.com/spanish-learning-resources/
http://www.fluentu.com/blog/spanish/best-spanish-textbooks/
http://gringosabroad.com/best-book-to-learn-spanish/

I'd suggest to browse those kind of lists for books and then see which books overlap in multiple articles, those are usually the best and the rest is up to you. I mean, there wont be any magical book that will help you learn it better, most of it will have to be you anyways.
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>>77397937
looks like some good stuff, thanks alot
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>>77398292
have a good night, dobrou noc
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>>77397113
>Mr Parzelski simply repeated in pidgin English, "I'm Poland" when airport cleaners inquired about his wellbeing.
In case you didn't know, Poland is actually an emotion
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hello
>>77399536
I laughed like a retard at this
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>be a guy
>create an account for a female on a wykop (polish equivalent of jeddit)
>post on vidya related hash tags
>polacks keep sending you steam keys for nothing

being a woman is truly an easy mode
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>>77399536
that's a big Wojak for me
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I am here I am awake and I can't fall asleep :D:DDDDDDDD
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do you think it is time to not sleep at all for a day? haven't done that yet
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I can't even play any instruments, because it is night goddamn it, what the hell should I do?
I don't know what to watch and 4chan is starting to get boring and repetitive
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>>77403425
vidya
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>>77403354
same
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alright played a bit of rocket league im back again got bored of it gonna find something else probably again :DDDD I am ebin now feel like putting these little shits everywhere :DDDDD
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O shit I am starting to hear trams outside fak its gonna be light soon :DD
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I should probably finally eat dinner :DD
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fuck my shit :DD I have mild scoliosis but my back hurts like benis rgiht now noooo >:DDD also I am sweating from the horkokaust I am ded :DD
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pls keep me updated
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>>77404870
i hate that shit too

its gonna genocide me when im 40

hope they find cure by that time
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>>77404973
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>>77404984
ebin at least youre not like my friend, her spine literally twists inwards. She jokes that she's not going to live past 25 but I dont believe that I dont want her to die :(
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>>77405013
important thing is to swim and exercise
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>>77405063
fok :DD I should probably get started then
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Should I listen to some nohavica and chill or go watch something? :DD
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>tfw cant Greekpost outside of /int/

nobody understands it
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>>77405275
I am Grek
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>>77405386
there can only be one Greek
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faking sun rising again cant it just fuk off :DD
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bump?
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>>77405549
yeah i hate how fast nights go for me...

i really need to become normie
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tell me about Wisconsin guy
why does he bump the thread
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>>77406916
if he stopped bumping the thread, would it die?
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awake
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R95B-iAbV0

didnt even knew who this guy was why dont we learn about niggas like this but about every different Habsburg there was baka this educational system
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i am awake
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>>77409108
same
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>>77409108
I'm not
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gso9YsSIMfw

why slav niggers do this
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>>77409108
I too have succeeded in this as of right now
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ohájo
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>>77407089
it would be extremely painful
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really made me think
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>you wake up
>this is now the map of europe

OPINIONS?
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>>77412634
make it happen
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>>77412370
:thonk:
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>>77412634
nice, but they should be united
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>enemy archers exposed
>heavy cavalry in wedge formation and a sorceress at their side
>charge them
>enemy spearmen move in front of them
>seconds before the cavalry hits the spearmen sorceress casts a wind spell that blasts the spearmen formation apart in the middle
>cavalry passes through the gap and slaughters archers
>barely win the battle
>lose the game 7 turns later because i am poor
went breddy gud for my first TW:W game
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Play real games beta cuck
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>>77414176
like what ? ?? ?? ? ? ?`5
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>>77414499
LoL, Dota 2, CS:GO, Overwatch
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>>77414589
bro this the dumbest post 2017
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>>77414589
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>>77414767
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i am slovakian
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i am greek
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>tfw too dumb to successfully reverse-engineer anything
should I just kill myself?
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>>77415163
reverse engineer urself
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>>77415163
yes
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>>77415163
I can reverse-engineer you
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I'm sad
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same
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gonna take a shower brb
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>>77415321
ok
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>>77415321
thank you for letting us know
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should i go swim today? its 34C outside, no clouds at all
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>>77415402
yes

What about me? I'm fat tho
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I went to lay down because my back hurt and I fell asleep fug :DDD
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>>77415448
yes, swimming is good for you
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>>77415508
are you an old man?
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>>77415579
no I'm not, read my posts above :DDD
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Being a slav is shit we are punching bags of the world and being polish is double shit because unlike other slavshits we didn't do anything wrong so it feels like we are just cucks always taking it up the ass and not doing any proper pillaging since we BTFO'd ruskies and occupied Moscow, that fucking shithole

feels bad man

not white enough to get benefits of whiteness like being worshipped by stupid fucking gooks, spics and niggers

not shitskin enough to get gibs and not being openly shittalked because le racism meme

it's socially acceptable to insult us and most dumb fucking polacks go ''dude lmao it's just a joke who cares the origin of polack jokes was nazi propaganda and we dig our own graves by letting others tarnish our reputation to the point of turning our entire nation into a willing laughing stock and potential victims again lmao XD''
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life is generally worthless piece of shit and since I ignore most people's existence it became considerably more tolerable altough I would still gladly not wake up again. Normies are fucked in the head real good they always blindly repeat what some retard misquoted without double checking sources, laugh at completly unfunny jokes and their entire existence consists of dicksucking and ''HURR WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK?!''

slav - slave

in the US no one gives a flying fuck what others do and look where they are
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actually US is a shit example they have third world homicide rate and are so fucking retarded I will share some american gems with you
>What is a library?
>If evolution is real why pigs didn't evolve wings and fly into outer space?
>What's the difference between Rome and Greece?
>using the word ''literally'' figurativelly all the time
>thinking adding ''fucking'' will make the thing sound more awesome than it really is eg FUCKING samurai man!
>being unironically offended by the word ''cunt'' like a stupid soft cunt
>talk shit about others but go on a 20 minutes long rant abount how butthurt they are because someone talked back
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God is a fucking nigger I will stab him.
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okay i have taken a shower and also brushed my teeth and dried my hair
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>polack takes care of hygiene for once in his life
>makes a post about it
good first step Przemysław now try to do something about your country's foreign relations instead of this Civilization 6 tier shit going on currently
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my name is juliusz and im a renowned poster around here pick your words carefully
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I already killed Jesus lmao he went down like a bitch I didn't expect anything else from a god of polacks
>hanged myself
>spawned right in front of heavenly gates
>kick the fucking door down
>HERE'S JOHNNY
>no, plz no :(
>pick up a plank
>i-it's a sin! You can't do this!
>brutalize the hippie faggot
>nothing personnel saviour
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>>77416211
what the fuck is your problem
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>>77416471
what the fuck is your problem you slant eyed fuck you and finngols neither speak an european language nor are you historically european go back to Asia
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Like clockwork
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>sunglasses
>top right
Hihihihi
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>>77416856

based marcel
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Ahojky
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>>77419208
ohai

did you decide to take a kot to your new home?
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>>77419419
Nah at least not until I have everything repaired and done there, there is enough trouble as it is for now plus need to get back on feet financially
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>>77419486
>need to get back on feet financially
how long do you think that will take?
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>>77419537
Dunno, when I got back from ČR I had around 100 € left, then that flat came out of nowhere and I grabbed it immediately, then because of vacation at end of month I got like half of my salary and lots just went into basic stuff to live, eat etc. Right now I have around 2 € to live with until end of month but on 28th I'll finally have 400 again and after few more months I should be ok
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>>77419821
ah, i see, good luck m8, you are gonna make it
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>>77412634
a man can dream
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>>77412634
>OPINIONS?
how the fuck did we get Kaliningrad?
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>>77412634
I wouldn't mind actually
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just woke up lads
what do
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>>77420780
You mean Królewiec*
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>>77421799
take a shower
brush your teeth
go for a short walk
have a small snack
go for a long walk
take a shower
brush you teeth
go to sleep
hope you won't have fucked up sleep cycle whole weekend
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>>77372059
check when they received all these things you fucking dumb Slovak shit.
Soviets didnt see a fucking American made trash until after operation bagration.
Fucking Slovak education
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>>77422763
but I like having fucked up sleep cycles
jo sem netoperek :--DDD
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>>77420780
>>77422314
Surely you fine gentlemen mean Karaliaučius? Of course it's an easy mistake to make so no offense taken
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>>77382383
3D is shit though.

t. wizard
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>>77422314
>>77423176
I think you mean King's Mountain, a rightful US state in Europe which is currently being illegally occupied by the Russians. Don't worry about it though.
>>
I'm toaster is too weak to launch Warhammer and ot gets stuck in loading screen
I'm slightly dissapointed, lads
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>>77425356
what gaem
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>>77425356
>I'm toaster
what did he mean by this?
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>>77425356
>I'm toaster
iktf
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>>77412634
>unironically an improvement
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>hihi yes we live in our own house
>me face when they own enitre HOUSE instead of flat , they also have three tenants in other flats

is this roleplaying as poor normal czech behaviour or just my stupit girl does it?
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>>77412634
add whole Belarus to Slovakia its a cute country
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>>77425393
>>77425437
Fug, *my
But in case you didn't know, toaster in an emotion
>>77425377
Total War
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>>77425393
Gorboba why do you have two flegs
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>>77425949
>Total War
patrician taste
>>
what's the most joked about ethnicity in ur cunt?

>Laszlo had gotten married to a romanian.
>Before the wedding night, his father told him:
>"Laszlo, carry her into the house when you get home to show her that Szeklers are strong."
>"Then undress in front of her to show her that Szeklers are beautiful."
>"Then you know what to do."

After the wedding night, Laszlo went to his father and told him:
>I carried her to show her that Szeklers are strong."
>Then I got undressed to show her that Szeklers are butifel."
>Then I masturbated in front of her to show her that Szeklers are free and autonomous!"

For context, Szeklers are a group that often ask for autonomy on ethnic criteria.
Think Quebec. Except they're in the middle of the country.
Recently BTFO by our german protestant minority president who refused the szekler flag and offered them a romanian flag.
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>in eu4, czechia has as many dynamic province names as france
>except that unlike france, half of them aren't in america
>litteraly up to china
what did paradicks mean by this?
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>>77426601
i think bohemian snake is an EU3 meme
>the absolute state of EU4
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>>77426757
thos blacktivist were right, whitey stole science and shit from niggers!
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>>77426066
But the thing is that I can't play it
>>77426236
>our german protestant minority president
what
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what a shitty day, gonna buy some beer and make sandwiches with lard
>>77426927
>>77426066
>Warhammer
Stop playing fantasy
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wtf I hate Slovaks now
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>>77427102
>Soviet Yugoslavia
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you are now aware that a woman got paid to stare into a camera lens for a few minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
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>>77426927
>>our german protestant minority president
>what
the eternal skopčák has his grubby hands everywhere
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>>77426927
our current president is from the german prostestant minority that goinvited in transylvania some centuries ago by the hungarians
pic rel
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>>77427225
>skopčák
what dis
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>>77427102
>Slovenia plus Slovakia used to be Yugoslavia
Every day I learn something new
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>>77427102
>>
Hello
I woke up in psychiatric hospital.
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>>77427331
is that chris-chan?
>>77427341
y tho
>>
>>77427341
Fridge anon?
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>>77427225
>skopčák
We call them szkop or szwab
>>
>>77427341
and they let you go already?
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>>77427341
Are that one anon that supposedly took ded pills and supposedly is a grill?
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>>77427352
>is that chris-chan?
You bet it is.
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>>77427352
>>77427363
Its me. If you want me to fuck i will. My hands are shacking. I almost died, my mom found me nearly dead
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>>77427102
What the fuck am i reading
>>
>>77427400
I will stay here for a few weeks.
>>77427411
Yes
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>>77427448
you're receiving some American education, I hope you feel smarter now
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>>77427446
Fuck off* damn phone
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>>77427434
>septic bagooba
HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET?!
I SWEAR, OUR DESCENDANTS WILL FIND OUT HOW WELL DOCUMENTED HIS LIFE IS AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WORSHIPPING
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>>77427434
>he lives like thirty minutes away from me
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>>77427446
I'm glad you're still with us
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>>77427602
Thank you. I need you. Not for atttention. I treat you lile my friends.
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>>77427341
>>77427446
>>77427483
>>77427667
I'm glad you are still with us friend. I prayed for you
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>>77427729
Thank you so much thank yoy thank you thank you
>>
>>77427667
If you eve feel the need to talk to another girl just let me know
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>>77427863
good thing there is so many of us girls here yes
>>
new bread
>>
I am Girl
>>
nový fonál

>>77428145
>>77428145
>>77428145
>>77428145
>>77428145
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>>77426023
must be a bug or something, I see only one
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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