/brit/

if you genuinely have >3k in your current account then you're shit with money

>>77339180
>up to 500k
hmm yes, you really did a good job of making that sound a lot more impressive than it actually is

PRIDE IS WHAT YOU HAD BABY GIRL I'M WHAT YOU HAD

drumpf impeachment when

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I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you

>>77339215

Why?

turkish lentil soup for lunchy wunchy

this used to be a funhouse
but now it's full of evil clowns

>hates anyone with debt
>is indebted to the bank via a mortgage

excellent logic

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>London
Nice """hub""" you have there you southern pricks

My ancestry is mostly German with a sprinkling of Irish and Cherokee

>>77339223
2024

>>77339231
ABI

always be investing

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>>77339240
:^)

>>77339231
should be invested

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>be Aussie MILF
>call the police about a disturbance
>gets shot
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP

>>77339259
>>77339250
how about I invest my foot up your arse

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is only being up 10k at 20 runt-tier? I just want to buy nice things for my potential gf

>>77339250
>>77339259

Santander give a guaranteed 3% interest. Investments can fuck up

>>77339267
she was shot by a black muslim officer as well lmao
genuinely could not make it up if i tried

>>77339217
it's best case scenario, when talking about realistic sale prices of the property. that's the most impressive but i've told about 3 people in real life about that because people get a rod up their arse over the price but not idea of getting money from property.

the trusts are where more people think it's an automatic golden ticket, but i've no idea what i'd actually get. frankly, i wouldnt' give a shit if i got nothing.

wish i had trust funds

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>>77339280
>I just want to buy nice things for my potential gf

23 and got no savings
~15k in investments though

>>77339280
it's better than a lot of people lad

>>77339280
fuck off billionaire we were only pretending

new insult: mongstrosity

who /NEETbux savings/ here

bradley spamming twat is here

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>>77339267
>an Australian woman who called 911 to report a possible assault was shot and killed by a Minneapolis police officer after the officer's partner was startled by a loud sound near their squad car
>startled by a loud sound

>>77339293
this bitch looks like she reeks of some nutty japanese dish and those fragile reeds jungle asians build homes with

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Am I doing this wrong?

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>>77339323
oy vey

just did a really unsatisfying pee

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Ask me my three main priorities for government and I tell you: education, education and education

>>77339323
me

but it's NETbux cause i only get it cause im a student

had £15k in my bank this time last year but I pissed it all on a masters degree... hmmmmm

>>77339280
billionaire

>>77339323
how much?

>>77339339
she just smells of perfume and i know that because ive been in contact with her physically

Have 4 grand in the bank, but scared shitless of investing

any exeter man in

>>77339370
only crass people discuss the state of their bank account

>>77339189
Male feminist and proud

$3,656.51 in my checking account

>>77339398
oy...

business idea: invest other people's money for them and take a cut of the profits

Just found out Los Angeles is a giant homeless camp

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Doing a read xxx

>>77339407
>check
FOY

just checked
-$0.02 in my checking account

>>77339215
this is only true if you're poor though, if you have money it's irrelevent.

need to sell some stuff before I move away, what's a good site to use? Gumtree? Craigslist?

What's the best bank and account type to actually switch to right now

Currently on HSBC, can't take advantage of Santander 123 because I don't have enough utility direct debits (power, gas and water is via rent)

>>77339386
make a sharecentre account and invest it with GSK, shell; any low risk stable company. its just like a bank account but instead of 50p per year interest you get a few hundred in dividends

£160 in the account
about £240 in cash
Can't wait for my uni bennies

>>77339417
heh ... gay people ... brexit ... classic

I unironically have more money in physical precious metals than I do in my current account and savings account

>>77339341

Stick it all on black

>>77339425
hope they break ur fuckin' needs over that abo boy

just want a wife whos keen on getting absolutely rammed through by multiple black niggers while i watch

don't even have a bank account

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reposting this yank mong who is literally getting scoped out by a serial killer but refuses to call the police

>>77339433
just give me your money ill keep it safe for you

>>77339224
Absolutely disgusting song

>>77339267
the guy is so going to prison ahahahaha

>>77339456
link the reddit post lad

>>77339455
grim
how old are you?

>>77339460
its about ellie goulding

>>77339456
ding dong ditching is something all the kids talked about as if they did it frequently but everybody was too afraid

>£500 in current
>£8000 in e-saver
>£12000 in bitcoin

wew

>>77339433

Top tip: Having a paypal with attached bank counts as a direct debit (doesn't have to go out monthly at all). And you could donate a quid to charity a month as the second one (or use your phone bill).

>>77339433
does the uk have the commonwealth bank? sounds like it would make sense, mummy works as some sort of manager there so I just got one with them

why the FUCK is how much the BBC stars are getting paid front page fucking news
I dont give a single SHIT

>>77339487
>£12000 in bitcoin

rip you

Has anyone in the uk been done for their shitposts a la jersey terrorist guy

Why does the government turn a relatively blind eye to here?? (Does it)?

>>77339416
Was literally in Little Tokyo last weekend, skid row went from being like one alleyway to like 4 fucking blocks. I blame Raygun for closing down all the mental health facilities here in SoCal

>>77339466
actually american police are allowed to murder anyone they want if they just say they wuz scared

>>77339487
age?

>>77339487
>£

imagine being this much of a britboo runt

neck thyself

>>77339456
its probably people just standing outside his door having a smoke or whatever

>>77339323
If you call £700 "savings" from being on the dole then yeah /here/

>>77339484
>ding dong ditch

it's knock-a-door run you FUCKING YANK

god imagine the numale reddit runt that donates any significant amount of money to charity. would probably laugh if someone told me this.

>>77339477
nah he posted it last thread
or is there a reddit post too?

>>77339478
18,just left sixth form, don't need one right now

>>77339496
it's something to remember if the BBC ever complain about lack of funding in the future

>>77339401
Same

rorkesheeds against radiohead

>>77339517
IT'S KNOCK DOWN GINGER YOU STUPID CUNT

>>77339509
24

>>77339510
I'm a brit, you aussie ponce

>>77339507
her death got ruled a homicide, and there was something today about the partner being shocked when he started firing

guy was just a fucking spastic and he killed an attractive white foreigner. he is up shit creek

lived near skidrow for a little while

>>77339519
septics aren't even human

>>77339526

mummy pays for everything then? Guess you have no friends to go out with?

>>77339437
Is this bait

>>77339490
huh

doesn't seem worth the trouble if I can't get money back on the household bills though

>>77339519
the ones that really get me are wagecucks who donate on patreon

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>>77339526
>18,just left sixth form,

>>77339546
I was just down the road from Rust

>>77339482
>Greg James had to tell the nation that a song about someone shagging is ex was number 1 for 14 weeks
ouch

>>77339564
>i donate to patreon
>i donate my toil recompense to some roastie streamer/talking head

everytime

>>77339499
the main thing is not getting called out for it, al-jersey guy had about 600 random /int/ users all email the jersey police with his posts and they're so bored over there someone realised he'd get a promotion out of it so they jumped on it

since everyone on /brit/ are equally odious and none of us are advocating for terrorism (with the exception of leftypol and rasheeds) nobody cares

>>77339555

The main thing is the interest on your balance. You'll want at least £5k in to be making anything (because of the monthly account fee)

'ad all me dollarydoos stashed in me didgeridoo like a clever cunt but then some dingo cunt came along and nicked em - next thing I knew 'e'd dropped em in the billabong! Me sheila went bloody spastic and lobbed her boomerang at 'im, missed and that went in too!

>>77339548
have plenty of mates, don't need a bank account

what saddo works at this age

Playstation or XBOX?

>>77339499
I'm sure there have been multiple posts by brits that have been flagged by GCHQ, but they do a character assessment and realise that all of the posters are all low risk and it's only shitposting and there is no threat

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>>77339603

>>77339603
shan't read a single morsel

>>77339589
i think he only got caught because he got doxxed. could the police really identify some anonymous shitposter with that amount of effort?

>>77339551
not in the slightest
are you the poster i was responding to

>>77339603
australians aren't really like this, they're just normal people like you or me

>>77339603
very good

>>77339610

So you carry cash everywhere?

Many "saddos" work at 18 and don't rely on mummy giving them money

s

>>77339631
*turns around with such speed that the corks on my dangly cork hat whip around and whack me in the eye*
OOOOYY CUNT

>>77339603
had a laugh at the expense of australians

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>>77339603
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STRAYAN "ENGLISH"

desperate for a bf desu

>>77339627
pretty sure it's just a case of asking hiroshimoot to hand over the details

>>77339627
he never bothered proxying up (although I think everyone assumed for a long while he was because who the fuck lives in jersey?) so no doubt they could have just asked 4chan for the IP and traced it, they're legally obligated to help law enforcement

>>77339592
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I do have over £5k in there, plus another £5k ISA. Will reconsider I suppose

>>77339637
>Many "saddos" work at 18
christ imagine being indoctrinated like this
life isn't for working like a dog, I'll leave that till after uni

>>77339610
You sound like an idiot tbqh

>>77339603
BLOODY RIPPA

>>77339669
see you in 3 years when you're pissing and moaning about not being able to get a job outside of Aldi with your 2:1 in psychology

>>77339615
Dunno lad not just talking bout terrorists posters.
What about hate speech, nonces, druggys and people calling for genocide

want a nice Indian gf desu

ah yes here come the deluge of delusional neetoids trying to justify their pointless existences

neck yourselves

>>77339669
god rich dickhead fuck right off

>>77339669
are you going to uni this year?

>>77339630
No, but say a stock in Vodafone is 222.51 the dividend is only 11.3 pence, just doesn't seem worth it

alri lads bored at work whats gwanning x

>>77339687
the police are stretched and don't have time to actively monitor 4chan for 'hate speech' and people taking drugs

https://youtu.be/qegS4iXeQ2c?t=119

18? People should start working from the age of 10.Lazy millennial liberals!!

>>77339669

Not sure how a part time job is working like a dog.

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>>77339692
>your life is now 'pointless' if you refuse to slave away for mr. nosenberg so he can finance his second luxury yacht and that rembrandt painting his wife wants

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>>77339692
ooh ragie wagie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

The halal snack pack dish originated in Australia as a culinary fusion of Middle-Eastern and European cuisine. By some accounts, snack packs have had a long history, originating more than 30 years ago.[when?] They have since become a quintessential Australian dish.

A member who requests tomato sauce or salad (e.g., lettuce or tabbouleh),[21] with their snack pack is referred to as a "haram dingo"

Want a westernised middle eastern gf whose family won't decapitate me

>>77339715
shut the fuck off you bank account-less runtoid spastic you have not a leg to stand on you stumpy freak of poor upbringing

>>77339692
wagecucks getting riled

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>>>/soc/25446755
>>What would your ideal first sex-partner be like?

glad porn's being banned tbqh

disgusting medium

>>77339705

Yes. Engineering, Portsmouth.

>>77339730
Got the one with the NEET cyclist and the Slow Your Roll shirt?

>>77339669
Hot tip: those saddos who took jobs before/during uni will be picked for positions over you because they will have had more experience

>>77339731
>originating more than 30 years ago.[when?]

what the fuck is wrong with wikipedia

>>77339731
So, this is the power of Australia......

>>77339731
hsp's are so fucking good, froth them hard

poo

>>77339763
Don't you need a bank account then? For you loan and stuff

>>77339714
remember my dad heard about this and immediately went out and bought a sodastream lel

>>77339762
this
could not give the slightest shit about porn

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>>77339764

dont understand how u can be 18 and not have a bank account lol

>>77339709
he has £4000 pounds
he puts all that in one company, lets say GSK
he'll get a few hundred a year from it, i dont know exactly but itll be somewhere around £200-£300 maybe
whats the bit you dont get

>>77339782

I'm not getting a loan

>>77339771
hate those little passive aggressive messages they put for unsourced claims
just fuck off

Just read the article about BBC salaries.

Fuck me, puts the ol call centre job into perspective.

>Huw Edwards gets over half a million quid a year to read a teleprompter
kill me

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gf just uploaded this image of me haha x

>>77339728
I'll let you in on a little secret lad: your immediate superiors are just as miserable as you, if you're ever in a position on the food chain where you report directly to mr nosenberg you're essentially his little runt pet and just as bad

had a bank account since it was legal to so I had somewhere to put my birthday money
paid for my first car
got a credit card at 18

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>>77339778
hello rasheed

>>77339793
so you're paying everything in cash?

>>77339801
tragic that david dimbleby wasn't even top 10 killing myself

frankly no bank account man's story is beginning to fall apart

>>77339793
Lying retard

>>77339801
>Huw Edwards has a first class degree in French
hon hon hon desu monsieur

>>77339808
you've clearly never had one then m8, it's literally donor and chicken on chips covered in cheese with garlic mayo, bbq and chilli sauce.

>>77339814

I chose catered accomodation and I'll use cash when I'm out

>>77339759
good god this entire thread is disturbing

not really expecting a pure virgin waifu but the fewer partners the better ideally

>>77339806
not sure why you think people care? congratulations on becoming a grown up? welcome to the real world? what sort of response are you expecting when you make one of these posts? seriously...

report directly to mr nosenberg lads ama

he gave me a tesco voucher the other day to mark 25 years of service without a single day off (when the wife was giving birth I attended a meeting with our chinese shareholders via skype from the operating room, mr nosenberg said they appreciated the personal touch)

not only do I have a bank account, but I also rent a flat
I bet you guys are pretty impressed by me

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>when the boss makes you pull an all nighter even though you paid less than Chris Evans

>>77339844
I'm going to unload a dose of sperms right up your back passage, you little bender

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CUTE
U
T
E

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>shitney

SO glad i live in Australia's only truly reverent and progressive city (Melbourne).

>>77339837
where are you keepin all your cash?
Under the mattress?

>>77339834
do you live in the western suburbs by, per chance? does your mother wear a hijab, per chance?

>took a girls virginity at 18

Was very lucky. If it wasn't for her I'd probably still be a virgin.

yesterday I woke up sucking a llama

teenage fannies

>>77339709
im wondering if youre one of the people who think you should be buying and selling all the time
one word: no
unless youre a professional and/or know what youre doing with a large amount of capital shares should be for long term investment only

>>77339877
brisbane m8, get some culture sweatie xx

Ma boy trynna sell his automobile hmu niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-cnoY0UEI

>>77339845
the manchildren who inhabit these threads think the most basic of living activities are huge accomplishments for whatever reason.

>>77339873
australia might as well not even exist in our universe without canberra, it's our world and you're just living in it

>>77339876

Heard of a safe?

>>77339872
have you heard her speak? she's too posh, totally ruined her attainability for me

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rate me

>>77339897
>eating shit-tier muzzie filth is culture
lol

>>77339545
>death got ruled a homicide
It was a homicide from the start. That's the correct medical and legal terminology. Any case of a person killing another person is ruled a homicide. Whether it's considered a justifiable homicide, some form of manslaughter, or some form of murder is another matter entirely.
>he is up shit creek
His union representative and attorney will go to hell and back for him. Worst case scenario is job loss.
>foreigner
That only matters in nations that fear Western economic retribution if a national gets killed within their nation. We don't have to care about foreigners.
>white
Police kill whites all the time, and whites tend not to raise a stink because they assume the officer had good reason. He'd be in deeper trouble if she was a black citizen.

>>77339929
literal 1/10

>>77339929
giga-runt / 10

>>77339897
rich coming from the racist bogan hub of australia

>>77339840
whole board is full of nutcases

>>77339920
really don't see why you don't just get a bank account

I had a bank account since I was like 10 or some shit

This no bank account lad is amazing, how does he do it

imagine actually making like £250k a year. You could just work for 5 years then retire, mortgage free, and live as a comfy NEET for the rest of your days as long as you were sensible.

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question to aussies
is there any political scandals you're dealing with right now like our london tower block thing?
I rarely see any news out of australia

>>77339923
my fantasy is to attain so much social upward mobility that i can realistically date a posh upper middle class girl and her parents can respect me as a working class lad who's risen up

>>77339945
>uses racist to insult a location

hello ______

>>77339954
he doesnt, he's just making it up as he goes along
anyone with a keen eye can see the obvious conjecture in his story

>>77339954
probably because he's lying

sometimes I just lie in bed and say the word "runt" over and over to myself whilst giggling madly and kicking about under the duvet

>>77339929
Should yanks even be considered human at this point?

>>77339940
haha cool yes outstanding work officer thank you for yer cervix

Has Australia put out a travel warning for the United States yet?

>>77339963
a dingo ate someones baby

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>>77339978
>>77339944
>>77339941
....m-maybe different lighting?

>>77339964
too bad there is no such thing as upward social mobility in this country really, that sounds like a beautiful dream and I hope you somehow attain it someday

>>77339964
I'm very middle class but I have an accent that means anyone north of Luton thinks I'm posh

>>77339963
howling

yes

two leftist senators just had to resign because they realised they have dual Canadian and NZ citizenship respectively

>>77339923
the poshness is what fuels me, the only time I've heard a British accent irl was when I was at DisneyWorld and it was some girl calling her little brother a toad

>>77339945
you do realise that melbourne is like the hub of hsp in australia, right?

>>77339952

I don't want a bank account and have exactly zero need for it. Cash covers every expenditure I need. I have no need for a bank account until I have a job

>>77340001
lol

>>77340002
>too bad there is no such thing as upward social mobility in this country
only lazy people say this.

>>77340005
bit racist

>be Australian
>sitting in cafe
>get shot from a range of 2 miles by a mentally ill man with no firearms experience or training

hmm

>>77340001
HOOTING

>>77339963
Our two most prominent Greens politicians just resigned from the senate within a week of each other because they've got dual citizenship. The icing on the cake is they called are Abbott out on it for years and he never bothered posting proof until right afterwards as a massive fuck you

https://twitter.com/Scottludlam/status/885713829610405893

http://greensmps.org.au/larissa-statement

https://twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/status/885752007520157696

Haven't stopped howling once and it's been a few days

>>77339963
two dumb senators just resigned because they had dual citizenship and just never bothered to check the eligibilities of being a senator, where it says you cannot hold dual citizenship.

so they basically collected 200k a year illegally but nothing will come of it

hi brit have you ever been oppressed by a tray table? i have and let me tell you it is not okay please stop fat shaming me

https://twitter.com/yrfatfriend/status/887011229180583938

aussie /k/ thinks port author was a gubbermint hoax

>>77340054
Are the Greens like our Greens meaning they're a meme party, or do they hold a notable amount of power?

>>77340028
How about I show you what real racism is when I rape your man vag and call you a filthy third world paki whilst doing it?

>>77339189
Women are cunts edition

>>77340020
troglodyte

you can't buy anything off the internet, can't have the convenience of a card, clearly don't have any capital worth putting somewhere safe - I'm having a hard time visualising you as someone worth sharing oxygen with

drop off

>>77339986
Our snivelling little runt of a PM wouldn't dare risk the wrath of his American masters with such an action

>>77340076
Good post

>>77340054
>>77340057
can you two keep the fuck up? (>>77340005)

>>77340069
the skill involved in what that cunt managed to do is actually pretty mental, and far beyond what you'd expect from a lunatic with a grudge and a gun with the tag still on it.

like how a females waist feels

>>77340071
They're the 4th most popular and responsible for all of the progressive hyperleftist nonsense Australia has been inundated with for the past two decades. That being said they're never realistically going to be in power and are just a protest vote at this point because Labor and the LibNats are both disgustingly incompetent

unironically had a lebanese boy at my school called "arshag" or something similar to that, shouldn't have been allowed in if you ask me

>>77340060
I honestly agree with them that flying whilst being a hamplanet would be an awful, awful experience

but also I have no pity because its their own stupid fault for letting themselves get to that state

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l-lewd

>>77340027
le bootstraps

>>77340115
fuck off murderer

have become blackpilled on democracy
hope Charles takes some royal prerogative frequently during his reign

>>77340089
your post was terrible and without any context or sources whatsoever and you have the gall to call me out

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haven't had a shower in 4 days

Thoughts?

>>77340144
me neither but at least you got dubs

>>77340069
>>77340113
https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Martin_Bryant_complete_interview

Read this and tell me he killed 20 people in 30 seconds with no firearms training

>>77340001
you don't look that bad jfc

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Thoughts lads? Seems a bit bloody racist sexist to me

>>77340144
>>77340154
spotted the stinkyrunts

>>77340144
havent brushed my teeth in 7 years

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>>77340060
how fucking fat is she if she can't sit in a fucking first class seat

I can understand Economy and maybe Business on a few shit airlines, but First?

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>>77340144

like how a females waste feels

>>77340082

What do I need to buy on the internet?

What convenience of a card? 50p card charges? Risk of card fraud and losing your money? Much much easier to use cash, and much more appreciated by cashiers.

>>77340170
I like how my cock feels mashing your shit up inside your rectum, you fucking gaylord

>>77340136
its warm and small and feels like if you pressed it too hard itd snap and theyd be dead

>>77339437
When reading the dividend it seems to be low is that per month or what?
t.money runt

>>77339653
4chan keeps records for 6 months iirc.

>>77340194
whos bodies have you been touching young man

18 years old and have never once used money
don't see the point
just give favours for everything

>>77340176
>50p card charges? Risk of card fraud and losing your money?
haha what
spacker
>>77340176
>Much much easier to use cash, and much more appreciated by cashiers.
hahaha what? honestly feel like I'm talking to a martian. You just tap your card on the machine and off you go - why the FUCK would a cashier prefer you to fling coins and notes at them instead of a card payment? spacker just fuck off

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>>77339993
>>77340005
>>77340054
>>77340057
thanks for the info

Nothing better than a girls soft hair in your face lads

Oxycontin, xanax bars, percocets and lortabs, valiums, morphine patches, ecstasy and it's all up for grabs

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told some of my mates about tim

they quite like the 911 one

>>77340231
here's something better, not having an itchy fucking face

>>77340156
>firearms training

99% of gun owners don't have the level of training he exhibited in the shooting. he's either an autistic savant, enormously lucky or something is suss.

>>77340159
Howling at Steve Wright getting that much to talk over records

hate when I'm trying to walk to work and women try to suck my dick like JESUS girls cant you see i'm busy?

>>77340164
why not?

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would sniff every crevice on her bod

>>77340196
they pay out once or twice a year itd depend on the company
you need to look at yield too
as said previous; £4000 in one company youre looking at about 200-300 quid in dividends (if that company is a good well established one and not a runt company)

>>77340248
keep forgetting

>>77340159
quite like graham norton but I would honestly not care at all if the rest were swallowed by a sinkhole never to be seen again

London: 45% white British
Washington DC: 43.6% white
Paris: official statistics unavailable

>>77340214
tokyo jap

>>77340221

Go to a cornershop and buy something for a quid on your precious card, enjoy the 50% price increase for the pleasure because of card charges.

Then rest easy in the fact your cards been cloned and your money is being stolen.

And fuck wasting your time remembering a pin and inputting it everytime you want a drink, packet of crisps or a chocolate bar. Stupid fucker

>>77340279
did her refrigerated pieces finally arrive

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Bloke near me got killed for his money because he didn't trust banks

>>77340156
A. Ahh, 'cos I didn't have a licence. I had no gun licence.
Q. Sorry I didn't hear you.
A. I had no gun licence and I thought.
Q. So, just let me get this straight. You didn't have a gun licence?
A. No.
Q. Did you make out you had a gun licence when you purchased them?
A. No, I never discussed it, I never, I just said I had the cash on me and he said that's alright.
Q. Did he ever, did he ask to see if you had a gun licence?
A. No, never.

I can't fucking believe the government pulled that stunt in 96 when the fucking guy didn't even have a licence in the first place. The exact same shit could happen tomorrow, he'd just have to pay about $15000 for a decent weapon and go to town in a shopping mall. Ah yes, it's the responsible firearm owners fault though

>>77340286
you have a baffling paranoid, third world state of mind and I care not to lift you out of it

carry on, cretin

>>77340258
Do you have any investments?
Thanks for the info btw

>>77340159
Why is chris evans so highly paid.
All he does is very light talkshow entertainment

>>77340304
bit odd how gun massacres stopped happening since they banned guns, why do you think that is?

>>77339386
Put it in vanguard and don't touch it for 10 years

listening to the veronicas

>>77340330
that and costume dramas no-one watches are all the BBC is good for these days

>>77340353
exceptional post

it was my birthday today

god i fucking hate this anti rorke australian

>>77339386
go to reddit for investing advice, these nutjobs are probably feeding you misinformation under the guise of "banter"

>>77340304
Somehow I think it would be difficult to pick up an automatic weapon in Australia, even for 15 grand

>>77340342
Had many of those before it?

google search "British people"

>>77340342
My point is the entire thing was illegal in the first place. Do you really think criminals give two shits about licencing restrictions? Licence holders have been the scapegoat for the anti-gun lobby for two decades now despite being the most likely not to offend

Ahh yes just make guns illegal, that will stop criminals getting them won't it

Won't don't we just make murder illegal while we're at it

>>77340407
well it's either going to be brown people or ugly people so shan't

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>god i fucking hate this anti rorke australian

Ah yes, /brit/: home of the johnny foreigner.

Disgusting

>>77340407
no thanks I just ate lol

>>77340360
>costume dramas no-one watches
t. not a middle aged mum

>>77340429
not even particularly right wing its just obvious you oppose rightist views as some matter of irrational principle. ideological pest.

blacks and muzzies dont make it easy for people to like them then get pissy when criticised. fucking idiots.

>>77340315
https://www.share.com/find-investments/advanced-finder/company-overview/royal-dutch-shell-b/summary/7304/

a few but shant be saying them here its uncouth

look at that one. its a good time to buy them at the moment the price is low
now that 4000 you put in is going to be fluctuating all the time obviously. sometimes itll be up, sometimes down, but not by much. plus because royal dutch is not a runt company its never going to suddenly die or whatever. its a safe share. theyll pay out i think twice a year, might be mistaken on that. and as ive said now for the third time, expect around £200-£300 quid per year off that 4000, keep hammering this point in because if you leave it in a """"""savings""""""" account youll be getting at absolute maximum £5 a year, maybe not even £1 a year (natwest), theyre pointless

>>77340451
my mum just watches antiques road trip and pulpy shows about ghosts and serial killers

>>77340400
Do you really think there isn't a single automatic weapon in Australia anywhere? Even if they're not imported or just outright manufactured for continued supply there are enough floating around from pre-1996 that are still perfectly useable. Load up TOR and you could buy one tomorrow

>>77340342
mate you can get your gun license in an afternoon, and a level action 12 gauge gun within 6 weeks that can shoot faster than some semi autos, with ability to have 11 shells.

criminalising weapons doesn't prevent criminals getting them, it prevents regular people from getting them

>>77340454
I make it a point not to debate irrational gun nuts.
Lets just leave it at that.

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why do we lock up qt Hylian girls?

>>77340502
none of the aussies ITT are gun nuts you mongoloid nor am i. your behavior nonetheless is proven long past and not by this moment.

>The Clash of the Brainlets

dog has been licking the arm of the sofa for about 10 minutes noq

cat has been licking the arm of the sofa for about 10 minutes noq

Make a bloody new

>>77340487
No, it prevents mentally ill people from purchasing firearms. Regular people who really want one will jump through all those hoops just fine.

>>77340475
*its 3 times a year
http://www.shell.com/media/news-and-media-releases/2016/2017-interim-dividend-timetable.html

*scrambles past you on all fours like a chimpanzee and grabs a passing australian and puts his head under a rock*
NEW THREAD OR DEAD
NEW THREAD OR DEAD
*raises the rock as froth begins forming at my lips*
NEW THREAD OR DEAD

>>77340547
>>77340538
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>77339250
>>77339259

Shkreli says you have no business investing if you don't have at least 100k in the bank for a rainy day

>>77340568
good post

>>77340553
make your own you winter-in-summertime-having nigger

>>77340576
noq

>>77340568
screaming

>>77340584
Shkreli got rich off the backs of other rich people. I wouldn't be taking any advice from that man if I were you.

>>77340304
those firearms laws clamped down on regulation so people couldn't just sell guns willy nilly without checking for a license

>>77340588
>>77340605
reddit

>>77340618
>>77340618
>>77340618
>>77340618
>>77340618

sqaueling

>>77340584
if shkreli tells you to jump off a bridge i'd say do it