>his country is surrounded by the U.K., Spain, Italy and Germany.

>>77308886
Wow, bravo france

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>>77308886
It exists because it whores itself out to previously mentioned countries and the USA.

>>77308958
Don't be rude.

>>77308886
they're big guys

and andorra
beware of andorra

>>77308886
France was traditionally the strongest power in continental Europe. That only started to change when their demographics went to shit and Germany united.

>>77309066
Portugal prevented you from being king of the Iberia.

Our neighbors are really agressive, we should punish them, tb h

Don't forget Switzerland.

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>>77308958
You're confusing your shithole with my country, Pooki

>>77308958
and you still exist because we didn't figured out in the past in what you were sitting

>>77309268
> ywn have a yandere French gf to punish you
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>77308958
You do know Hitler specifically did that to mirror Napoleon's entry through the Brandenburg Gate, right? And he also insisted that the French surrender was signed in the exact same traincart as where the German surrender was signed 20 years prior.

If France was really that weak and irrelevant, the Germans wouldn't have such eternal butthurt towards them. Butthurt that only ended after America clipped their wings. Or disappeared below the surface at least, the Eternal German never changes. From Arminius to Merkel, he always lies in wait to destroy.

>>77310683
>you will never have a gf