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>>77304055
it doesnt cover small tits unlike your ban

I'll be selling porn on Dover.

>>77304055
should also mention its for paid porn sites not free ones

makes as much sense as aussies banning talking to people with criminal records

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>be British
>leave EU to avoid being oppressed by foreigners
>proceed to oppress yourself
>get stabbed by a muslim

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>>77304055

>>77304055
we have this too

Do Aussies not realise they're the only country in the world that out nanny states this one?
Baffling lack of self-awareness

lmaoing

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>>77304055
>be English
>want to fap to some good old missionary consensual porn
>walk into bedroom
>wave to the CCTV camera in the corner
>log on to my Apple Mac™
>wave to the webcam
>navigate to Pornhub.com
>get asked for a age identification card and a pornography identification card that I pay £15 a month for
>didn't upgrade to premium porn ID
>only have the two choices of cuck porn or interracial porn
>feel sense of regret as I cum to a women dressed like her lady majesty getting railed by a 6 foot Muslim man
>tfw the CCTV people get paid to watch me get off without having a pornography identification card

>>77304055
That's what you get for voting Tory.

How long until you need to pay for a masturbation license to have a wank in the UK?