The first lady of America speaks french. What is your excuse

>>77279226
I don't have a vagina.

>>77279226
I'm not a fag

>>77279226

I'm not a trophy bimbo

>>77279303
>anglo Canadian
>Don't speak french

kys

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>>77279226

tout le monde parle français plus ou moins

bondjour jemapelle anon jai 28 ans je voudrais uno blanco femme sil vou splaid

>>77279288
Yes you are.

>>77279562
Then why can't I speak French?

I can speak French.
Wulle wokuscheh awekma

>>77279633
Because you're an anglofag, instead

>>77279303
She's unironically smarter than you

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>>77279226
> say Bonjour
> say Ja m'apelle [Name]

> I speak French! hehehehe

god damn it, is this what she means when she says she speaks 6 languages?

>>77279334

Why would I bother continuing with a gutter language once school is done?

Anything of relevance on Earth is English, it's the only language anyone needs.

Keep in mind, our French is also a mongrol offshoot of yours, so it's quite a bit less worth speaking.

>>77279945

Just because she has the sense to sell her pussy to a billionaire doesn't mean she's smart.

French is great, but has two irritating features, imho:
1. too many silent letters
2. it's hard to determine what's the gender of nouns, in other Romance languages it's mostly -a=feminine, like in Spanish it's obvious that "vaca" is "la", while the French "vache" is not so obvious

>>77279226
she literally said like 2 phrases which everyone learns in starter-french class in elementary school.

>>77279226
She's a Slovenian call-girl who had to learn a myriad of languages in order to understand what depraved sexual act her foreign Johns wanted her to commit.

Seeing as how I have no intention of servicing rich French businessmen, I have no need to learn French like she did.

>>77282003
desu i don't even know the rule for the gender

I do speak french though

مرحبا اسمي عبد السلام و أنا نورمان الفرنسية النقية.

>>77282183
The beauty of the sentence. Un table is ugly, une table sounds better.

>>77279226
I'd like French to be the international language instead of English because it sounds fancy but I don't need it because it never happens and my crooked English is enough so far.

>>77282191
Among the gods, your humor is unique.

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>>77282191
>a FUCKING LEAF made a non-terrible post
>a FUCKING LEAF made a funny post

OMFG what was in that sandwich?

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>>77282104
> she literally said like 2 phrases which everyone learns in starter-french class in elementary school.

shhh no one watched the video, they think she's native fluent

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>>77282104
This so goddam much. Every single time I meet these self proclaimed polyglots that speak 5 or more languages and if I know one of them I always start talking to them in it and every time they end up not really knowing it. This is one of those small things that trigger me so much.

>>77281024
she is self made millionaire, and she was born in post communist eastern european shithole

>>77284308
It's pretty cool when they do know how to speak them
https://youtu.be/1vZMMH1GEaU?t=100
He's one of the former Liberal Democrat leaders

>>77284360
not even, shes old as fuck, she was born during Tito

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>>77279226
she did speak with our first lady in German btw

>>77284539
Dunno if I really want more Kevin Rudds truth be told

>>77284360
>self made millionaire

>>77284308
True, it's very common.

>>77279226
I considered learning it in school but chose spanish instead, the way many frenchfags try so desperately to force french as a world language really put me off learning it