You have just been sentenced to six years in a prison in Pernambuco,

Obtain protection by selling sopa-de-macaco

If you got a college degree you go to a special prison, that look better than the american ones.

>>77254234
i don't really know, just try to act like i'm not pussy

>>77254283
I just listened to a podcast about a USAmerican who spent four years in a Brazilian prison for cocaine smuggling. Apparently he spent most of his time reading books and learning Portuguese (he became fluent). I wonder if he was sent to one of the regular prisons or one of the nice prisons.

>>77254283
that's so fucked up
they should have the same prison for everyone

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>>77254234
>give myself a bunch of those scary Russian prisoner tattoos.
>probably some Nazi shit too so it accentuates my whiteness
>I hear they respect whiteness in Brazil
>make sure to get "Vírus da Imunodeficiência Humana +" tattooed somewhere on my face
>gouge out one of my eyes and get an eye patch
>this will definitely make me look more intimidating
>speak in made up animal gibberish
>do everything backwards
>wash with dirt, dry with water, walk in reverse, etc.
>this way they think I'm fucking crazy and either pity or fear me
>get my family to send money so I can bribe guards and gang bosses

6 years will go by in no time

>>77254456
It doesn't really surprise me. I mean, Brazil is a country where the rich literally ride helicopter taxis in big cities to avoid traffic. Of course rich people get special treatment by the justice system even after conviction.

>>77254468
>probably some Nazi shit too so it accentuates my whiteness

You're going to get shanked.

>>77254496
It's fucked up beyond all reason and belief.
I wish I could have SOPA made with the bodies of rich people.

Look at all that brownness.

>>77254576
?

Isn't that just an average skin tone in most Latin American countries?

Try to find russian diaspora. If there no russian there just ask guys how I should behave and what people expect from you.

>>77254606
Yes it is.

>>77254612
they would rape your tight, pink hole.

>>77254612
For some reason I feel like Russians and Brazillians are naturally kindred spirits.

Lube my asshole. Im tiny and i hate blood and rust

>>77254682
You don't understand shit about prison if thinks everyone rapes each other there
>>77254696
We have a lot similarities

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>>77254234

>Pernambuco

Why they hide their faces? Muh human rights?

>>77254696
Russians wouldn't really handle Brazil though.

>>77254696
That's true. The BRICS countries are quite similar in certain ways.

>>77254714
>tiny
explain

>>77254718
have you ever been in prison?
i'm sure they don't rape everyone, but they would 100% do it to you.

>>77254765
I only was in jail. My friend was in prison he said it was ok

>>77254718
I had a friend who went to jail for robbery.
He got joke/raped because of a debt he made for taking a cigarette. Suffered some next level swede syndrome, the one where you want to be friends to your captors. He also got hooked on heroine, which is odd since heroin was a 90s and early 00s fad.

>>77254784
what's the difference?

>>77254796
stockholm syndrome.

>>77254765
Im a bit skinny but i have good legs and an ass that makes girls jealous.
Girls literally grab my ass when i make out with them.

>>77254765
Why would they definitely rape a Russian? Because he couldn't make friends due to the language barrier? Are Brazilians addicted to Slavic boipussy? In the USA Russians are stereotyped as being tough due to the Rocky films so I bet he'd be ok in a US jail.

>>77254813
If my translation is not wrong
Jail=Delegacia
Prison=Cadeia

>>77254234
Prepare a liquid delicacy containing the meat of a primate

actually, most of brazilian prisons are pretty comfy for a scumbag criminal. those shitty prisons are often found in north and northeast and are also often temporary prisons. i'm a lawyer and sometimes visit some prisons.

>>77254830
pics pls

>>77254840
cuz russians are white, and it's not everyday you get to rape a white guy.

>>77254844
i thought it was the same

>>77254858
Have you ever represented violent criminals in court? Have you witnessed anything horrifying at a prison?

>>77254796
Maybe he just didn't know the rules in the first place. If you owe something in jail you are fucked, especially cigarettes or drugs.
>>77254813
Jail is where police is looking over you and you wait for something. Prison is a different institution where you are put if they found you guilty

Don't even want to know.

>>77254879
>cuz russians are white

What if Ivan spoke Portuguese well enough to explain that Russians are not in fact white due to their Asiatic skull shape and Mongol heritage? Would that have an effect on the outcome?

>>77254468
>do a nazi tattoo
>in a prison that will probably have 5 whites max
>while expending your days and nights in a cell full of blacks and mixed guys
You gonna get MACHETED while you sleep, there was some loser from a brazilian IB, who was arrested for racist shit in the internet, he only spent like somedays in a common prison before going to the "special prison", and in this short period of time, he only survived because he whored himself to the biggest black guy there.

>>77254938
I don't think the average Brazilian inmate would know/care about such details.

>>77254951
He was arrested and imprisoned for saying racist things on the Internet? I didn't know Brazil followed UK legal statutes

>>77254902
He got on the debt train for taking cigarettes.
Then he became a bitch and his daddy who was probably an older inmate got his bitch hooked on heroin.
I know another guy who was on the same floor.
Said it was the saddest most pathetic thing he saw.
Said they made love with eavh other, cuddled and everything. Held meat parties and the man in the relationship earned from that buttpit and lips.

>>77254902
Here it is to make sure your pink asshole doesn't get sold.

>>77254896
i've already represented a pedophile. does it count?

>>77254840
I had an uncle who was terrified of the idea of getting raped, one day he got a one year sentence, for a bar fight.
I remember he was just trembling of fear of this when the sentence was told, like cold sweating.
During his whole sentence, he didn't take a shower once... Because he was so busy getting raped.

>>77254997
it's illegal to be racist in brazil mate

>>77255007
>Held meat parties and the man in the relationship earned from that buttpit and lips.

Are you saying he whored him out to other inmates?

ask them of their sopa de macaco recipes

UMA DELICIA

>>77255007
>cuddled
fortunately our prison is not so fucking gay

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>>77254938
No. you could look like pic related and still be considered white

>>77254997
We do. Look, this country is mostly non-white. People reaaally don't appreaciate racist comments. If you call someone a monkey, they can call the police and have you arrested.

>>77255019
lawyers are fucking scum

>>77254997
If im correct, it wasn't only that, he wasn't only being racist, but said he planned to do a massacre in a university, police investigated him for it, and found pedo stuff besides the racial stuff.

>>77255038
Thats exactly what i said. But i try to translate exact words

>>77254858
Vc é um corregedor?

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>>77255051
>lawyers are fucking scum
why?

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>>77255033
>>77255033
Ebin joge

(T-that is a joke, right?)

>>77255048
I guess it was the swede syndrome that made him the little spoon with the man who is serving jail since before the war

I would agree to sucking cocks in exchange for not getting my ass fucked.
also, I am super hairy, I dont think they would like me.

>>77255114
>why?
because your job is to keep pedos out of jail, you disgusting bastard.

>>77255135
Its not how it works at all.
Here for instance, you have to get in a major fight with the entire cell when you first come.
If you survive, there is a 50 50 chance you will be viewed differently, no longer a victim

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>>77255140
e se eu disser que sou especializado em civil e posso escolher meus clientes ?

>>77255186
and, what if it doesn't work?

>>77255140
He gets paid even if he doesnt save him jail time. What if he is framed and only a lawyer can prove it

>>77255140
Everyone deserves legal representation mate. It's a cornerstone of every relatively fair legal system.

>>77254951
Finally, Psytoré.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a49HOuy3JdI

>>77255220
You fight again. But this time there will be less people fighting you

>>77255186
Bosnian prisons sound pretty hardcore

>>77255203
e você escolheu um pedófilo. Lixo humano, considere suicídio.

>>77255222
>He gets paid even if he doesnt save him jail time
Still defending pedos

>>77255224
get the fuck out

>>77255224
Canada does not have this. Unless you are very poor you must provide your own legal representative or go without.
Only America has this system of guaranteed public defenders for everyone.

>>77255260
eu nem sou o anão que disse aquilo though

>>77254234
Just be myself.

>>77255260
Macaco do you understand the principle of innocence until proven guilty? And surely the right to legal counsel is enshrined in your country's constitution, no?

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I'd assume I would last for couple hours unless somebody thinks I'm pretty enough to be their bitch.
Doubt I'd survive the six years anyway.

>>77255298
Why are you so quick to defend a fucking pedo?

>>77255298
The third world doesn't believe in justice, my friend.

Do islamic prayers 5 times a day as usual and randomly use arabic, maybe they will think I'm a terrorist and leave me alone.

>>77255335
You don't know if they're a pedo until a ruling has been made in a fair trial before a jury of peers. The only case in which lynch mob mentality is acceptable is when someone obviously guilty is acquitted.

>>77255366
as if

>>77255376
>You don't know if they're a pedo
But I do. He just said he represented a pedo.

>>77255376
he is a chimpanzillian stop trying to educate him

There are a lot of videos of people get buttraped because the crime they commited was rape. How do another inmates know a certain guy did it, if him for obvius reasons wouldn't tell that?

>>77255520
It's the same thing here. Prison workers tell everyone about such things. They want ensure you have a good time

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this thread

>>77254456
desu, at least divide them by security risk and not by education

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I'm in the military so i'll get sent to a better prison.

Don't wanna end like this.

>>77255649
is that shit or blood?

>>77255669
both. They damaged his ass afair

>>77255649
I know this guy is a raper, but seeing this makes me feel bad for him.

>>77254234
You dont.

>>77255689
fuuug

>>77255669

Blood.

These guys are from a prison in Pernambuco and they're sparring with machetes, must be fun as fuck

https://youtu.be/RrHo7wfdpCo

>>77255390
Are these guys are not afraid of ISIS and the likes?
Normal people here would be forking up 300k-millions when groups like Abu Sayyaf kidnaps someone.

>>77255827
Latin Americans are not afraid of that kind of groups mostly because everyday violence is as vicious as the one in the Middle East.

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>>77255827

No. Muslims had both great chances of doing a bombing here and they failed both.

>>77255827
Haha you're a naive. Bring these fucktards to Brazil and they will become little pussies in a brazilian prison.

>>77255872
That is kinda sad

>>77255827
We are not afraid of your people. You get killed if you try to play the dangerous arab in Brazil.

>>77255929
You get used to it.

>>77254234
There's no way to survive in a prison in Brasil. So what's the point of discussing this shit? We might as well talk about what's the least painful way of killing ourselves in the prison

It's weird how Arabs in Latin America are mostly middle or upper class, whereas in Europe they tend to be bydlo.

>>77255570
Dont worry jasper, ill protect you and we can cuddle at night.

>>77256006
I'm sure a cute Korean boy could find a sympathetic ruffian to protect him in exchange for boipu$$i

find the biggest nigger in the facility and knock him the fuck out and tell them that you dont fuck with me

>>77256056
Cool. I always wanted to be fucked by a Latino. Their huge and hard dicks arouse me as fuck. Can't even imagine what it'd feel like to lick and suck it. Their semen must taste brilliant

>>77256030

Arabs in Brazil are christian

>>77256103
Thank you for translating the anthem of worse korea

>>77256092
Kek, this never works. You will probably be raped by 30+ guys as a lesson.

>>77256145
How was it

>>77256103
nice boi

>>77256145
dying a man beats dying a little bitch

>>77254283
well thank God

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>put a bunch of ultramasculine men in one place
>they all gaysex eachother
I'll never understand prison rape culture.

>>77256139
No no no, my country's anthem isn't this shallow. It's way more juicy and dirty which is good u know.

>>77256103

Some Korean killed shot a hobo with a bow from his car on movement once.

Before that he spent 3 years in prison for stabbing.

http://g1.globo.com/sao-paulo/noticia/2016/09/suspeito-de-matar-catador-com-flecha-em-sp-esfaqueou-homem-em-2013.html

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>>77254377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFaylPArsA

this guy?

>>77256219
>Some Korean killed shot a hobo with a bow from his car

What an extremely Korean violent crime

>>77256219
So what does it say? I'm too autistic to read and understand Portuguese, u know.

>>77256276

Mental ill basically.

>>77256246
Yup, that one. It really pisses me off that an American would just go to a foreign country and traffic drugs without even considering all the worldwide suffering and violence caused by the industry he is supporting. He was a real scumbag but he seems to have turned his life around.

>>77256296
Those with mental illness... they need to be wiped out from the earth. I'm sorry for his death. May he rest in peace

>>77256305

I remember of another documentary here about foreigners arrested in Brazil. Some of the grills in jail were pretty qt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iytMf1m73hg

>>77256202
Ultra masculine men have high sex drives as well. Their need for sex overcomes their apprehension toward fag fucking.

>>77256337

There are lots of Koreans here in São Paulo, majority works with fashion and clothing.

>>77256379
But it's gay as shit.
What happens when they go free? Entire neighbourhood mocks them for fucking men in the ass?

>>77256305
dumb fuck should have just escaped while he could

>>77256405
If they're strong enough to survive in a prison like that I'm sure they'll teach people not to insult them. Hell they probably have some form of don't ask don't tell type thing among the gangs once they get free.

>>77256366
I wish all these gringas were executed live on TV.

>>77256515
No bro, the portuguese one is qt af.

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>>77255872
Fugg, our media literally goes 'its the end of the world' because ISIS injured 5 people and 16 died from being shot in homicide cases nationwide last year.

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>>77255958
Brazilian delinquents only fear colombians

>>77254902
You call obezyannik a jail? maybe you already commissioned tattoo "I am scary criminal"?

>>77256030
arabs are considered white in latam

if it was a life sentence i think id just start killing and stabbing as soon as i get in there, either they'll leave me alone or theyll kill me, fine with both

>>77260862

How so? These ones look arab
>>77254757

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>>77255114
>>77255140
>>77255203
>reading a conversation between two non-anglos from the same country
>start speaking in different language
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>77256379
no thats just gay

>>77255701
Nobody proved shit.

>>77255778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixjd_GvNRu8