/brit/

anime

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bobs x

babestation

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somewhere in another universe there may be an ethnically-homogenous europe FILLED with young men like dicky spencer

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>>77249577
You don't actually think he's beautiful do you?

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A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out

do i leave work early lads? i'm pretty sure no one would know but i'd lose my job if they found out

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NEED a trashy communist gf with short bangs

>>77249406

Open window, close blind you dolt

>>77249654
then don't

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business idea: import all of malta into britain

https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax/two-seeing-eyes

any man in

>>77249654
Leave lad
don't let the man keep you down

since when are we making news at 290 posts
fucks sake
miss old /brit/ when we'd never make a new thread until the old one had at least 400 posts

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anime

>>77249683
hmm yeah i won't
cbf though
bored as hell

Leonardo retardo

Doctor WhoRE

this hare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>>77249691

Those poo coloured dead eyes are horrific

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need an aussie bf

>>77249718
shes objectively beautiful

>>77249711
how will the bbc ever recover from this

>>77249638
richard would be handsome if he weren't stuffing his face

>>77249682
>open blinds the next day
>get attacked by a thousand insects

>>77249733

Her eyes belong on a subsaharan African

>>77249699
we need authority

>>77249691
she is malteaser?

>>77249675
>bangs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVBxd7UCs8

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>>77249740
Maybe, maybe.

>>77249698
unironically (just once) just didn't go in and phoned in as if i was there

denkst du auch an deine kleine braut

>>77249747
the native britonic population had brown eyes sweetie

>>77249788
no
shes a whore

>>77249777
that pathetic babyfat ruins it all

bet there's a nice jaw under there

>>77249777
who you calling pinhead?

can't believe that tv program i never watch but is loved by tumblr hired a fucking roastie to play a doctor. so unrealistic

>>77249675
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/2017-02-13_04-12-14.jpg/

why?

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>>77249788

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>>77249639

>one small step for man....one giant leap for mankind

bit of a problematic toxic statement

>>77249675
Kindly kys

>>77249831
>can't believe the BBC went full SJW diversity
wow shocking I know

https://twitter.com/IsDatSpringle/status/886637000543137792

what is wrong with americans

gonna start up the ol' autism spreadsheet again

>>77249835
I need help
no
I need love

>>77249910
why is leo dicaprio speaking to mr bean

>>77249874
What's funny is that he fucked up the line. He's meant to say "one small step for a man" instead of repeating himself, slightly rephrased.

my band played a cracking show tonight lads. even met a bird who watched us at the station on the way back. first time i've ever tried talking to a random bird. went pretty well. feel like a proper normie.

>>77249910
>>77249929

>>77249710
>>77249710
>>77249710
>>77249710
>>77249710

yet again planning a theoretical trip to London

I wonder how badly it'll affect the viewing figures if at all. Shan't be watching the Chrissy special

>>77249879
>man
as in human

>>77249944
what do you play lad?

habve not laughed this hard in a year
>>77249905
>>77249710

post minion memes

>>77249951
mate you're a fucking weirdo watch your back innit

bit peckish but i have nothing to eat

Going to bed

Going to bed

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waiting at the stop

not Going to bed

Going to shower, then bed

Going to sleep

>>77250021
beautiful city x

planning my trip

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Work in 15

Going to bread

post minions

(imaginary)

going to poo

>>77250021
new london busses are peng

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>>77250049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ZbdGBAqZQ

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toil in 9 hours

>>77250036
This is hilarious

>>77249952
Watch it Chrissy

someone please listen to my new track

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the so called goal

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weekend is over in 13 minutes

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>>77250077

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Kings Peng coming along nicely

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro

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>chevy

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servitude with the first chirpings of the lark

Any Junglists in the house tonight?

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haha i am SUCH a cuddleslut omg

>>77250108
This is too

>>77249905
fucking howling at this, the absolute state of the yank education system

even if you put all racism aside, she's a fucking awful 'teacher'
1. Where the fuck where the teachers when this happened and how can they have so little authority?
2. What sort of retard thinks posting a video online bitching about her students the appropriate response?
She should be fired desu but can't see that happening

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leng

>>77249961
i'm the lead singer/guitarist. posted our links here before but only in non-doxxable circumstances

Spencer is a morbidly obese amerishart

>>77250194
>morbidly obese amerishart

bit of an oxymoron

>>77249905
laughing equally at both sides here

a hearty chuckle indeed

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labour beckoning

elsa jean's wee

>>77250164
need to cop a bike but they're fucking expensive
reckon I can get a good second hand one for £100?

>>77250021

will be there to smash your head in within 5 mins

whats with the people I see milling about during working hours?

joggers, women in cafes, etc
what do they do?

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Get told regularly by people that I'm really beautiful and handsome, like, stunningly so, and that I should model, I've just got that look apparently.

did not find a cheap flight to london
going sleep
xx

Listening to basshunter

I take a jog and a shower before lunch every workday

>>77250275
nightshift

>>77249675
>bangs
neck yourself yank twat

>>77250310
nightshifters sleep during the day and are usually weird looking

sister just sent me an INSANELY unfunny tumblr post on Whatsapp

could just post it here but i reckon ill get more (You)s if I type it out in full so im gonna do that
stay tuned.

>>77250293
pic x

>>77250293

post pic or STFU

>>77250275
work jobs that aren't strictly 9-5 or on annual leave

>>77250293
prove it

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Going to be really hard watching NuWho with only 1 hand from now on lads

>>77249577
REAL
HUMAN
BEAN

>>77250327
>>77250328
>>77250332
as if I'd post myself in this shit hole

>>77250305
känner du en bot?

>>77250305
NOW YOU'RE GONE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkVGrdDF6E

>>77250293
don't post shit like this without a pic

>>77250293
cunt twat fuckface runt willy poo SHITHOUSE

>>77250342
>im so handsome guys! constant compliments by guurls xd please reply to me
>asks for proof
>lol as if I'd ever post a pic here

annoying nonce

>>77250326
mummy bloggers then xx and neets

>>77250342
>I-I just pretended to have good looks
kill your family xx

>>77250353
Me on the top

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXilShVK0fc

desperate for someone to cuddle x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TItlHQoE0xA

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sister sent me this, dont know what she wants from me

>>77250205
Probably shouldn't use words unless you understand their meaning

>>77250417
hnnnnnnnng

pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpd

>>77250417
just used her for a tribute

>>77250380
almost alan-tier
except he just wants attention and probably isn't narcissistic enough to think he could actually model

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>>77250380
>>77250390
Fine then, here you go

personality is irrelevant, looks are all that matter

http://imgur.com/uWq0x7c

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>Probably shouldn't use words unless you understand their meaning

>>77250459
beautiful/10 would drop pants for xx

accomplishments of the weekend:
>qt waitresses complimenting me behind my back as i left after lunch
>smoking hash out of a can
>accidentally breaking into a random house
>writing a track in record time

>>77250474
Abhorrent

>>77250411
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM

>>77250417
they say its a black belt in sucking dick

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>creggslist

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>>77250474

>>77250504
she doesn't want a manlet from brum though llf

>(A really cute uy is on my line to buy his coffee, engrossed on his phone, texting.)

Cute Guy: *still looking at phone* A small Caramel Frap, please. Thanks.

Me: Coming right up!

>(I prepare his order and come back to the counter to hand him his order)

Me: here you go. thatll be $4.05

>He hands me a $5 bill and finally looks up at me. He freezes, his mouth agape, his eyes wide. I blush. Things goes on for about 10 awkward seconds until he blinks rapidly

Cute Guy: Uhh.... Yeah... Ok... I.. I... uhm... I... *takes deep breath* Has this ever happened to you before?

Me: Uh, I am not sure what youre talking about

Cute Guy: This! *points finger between us*

Me: I dont really follow

Cute Guy: You know, a guy sees your pretty face and he freezes and he almost drool? And its so obvious that hes attracted to you big time?

>The whole shope stands still. Their attention is on us. The other customers giggle while the others go "aww"

Me: *blushing* Uh, not really

>He snatches the $5 bill from my hand and takes a $100 bill from his wallet and shoves it to me

Cute Guy: There. Ill exit this shop pretending like I have forgotten my change so youll have an excuse to follow me outside and you can agree to give me your number and have dinner sometimes next week. If not, you can just put my change in the tip box

>He leaves abruptly, leaving me speechless

Other Customer: Oh my God! He's really cute and very honest! What are you waiting for?! Follow him!

>The other customers, my coworker and even the manager all clamor telling me to follow him. I follow him outside, not because of the 'peer pressure' but, because I'm attracted to him, too!

Me: Heres your change and uh.... my number

>The cute guy smiles and leaves

>I go back inside with a round of applause from the customers while my manager shouts out loud,

Manager: A free shot of latte for EVERYONE!

>>77250430
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500172914230.webm

>>77249577
HE WILL NOT DI VIDE US

>>77250547
nasty fucking bitch

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>00:04

>>77250547
rancid

>>77250475
No really
You aren't very smart

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and mum would drink until she was no longer speaking
and dad would dream of all the different ways to die

>>77250526
memes aside, you have to admit that IS pretty badass

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>No really
>You aren't very smart

>>77250430
>>77250547
>tiny tits
>roastie
>crap tattoos
state of her

Feel like shit :/

A key that can open many locks is a master key.
A lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

Top 10 reasons why you should be dating a POC and why white men are done for real this time

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hate it

>>77250576
First day on/mu/?

>>77250576
Good lad
I know its a meme but that record chokes me up ngl

>>77250585
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/oxymoron%20?s=t
Now go back and read your post and decide if that's really what you meant

>>77250615
And yet nobody has explained how people can=objects like this

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feeling hopeless and lonely 2bh

i also sense her slipping away from me, and things will never get back to how they were, and she's just gradually fading me out

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>>77250474

euro truck simulator 2

PSA

Traps aren't gay

>>77250547
would NOT drink her wee knowing what she gets up to

watching an anime called boku

>>77250689
there's only room for one central american itt sorry

>>77250689
Trying out for the mental gymnastics team?

>>77250659
would you like me to post some cyberpunk gifs similar to yours

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... model selfie ... On 17th July 2017 in my flat in high wycombe...

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>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/oxymoron%20?s=t
>Now go back and read your post and decide if that's really what you meant

any radiologistman in?

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>>77250725

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>>77250689
science agrees

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>>77250576
>but don't hate her when she gets up to leave
>*leaves*

>>77250760
fake science

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It's in a blue Tacoma, California
White magnolia in your hair
Rays of gold are shining on ya
Oooh, if heaven is anywhere
It's never running out of golden road
Always having your hand to hold
It's in a blue Tacoma, California
Oooh, if heaven is anywhere
It's right through the door, California
Rays of gold are shining on ya

the truth is, I'm a virgin....

>he believes in the afterlife
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAA

>hurr my belief in god/spirituality is not something translatable durr
FUCK OFF you either believe in the afterlife or you dont

HAHA STATE OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE

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>>77250759

mboko is seething

>>77250793
no wonder you
ugly cunt!

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>>38416634
>I am posting this at 22:45 from a hotel room in Ibiza, Spain.
>This IS IT robots. This is the last straw. My life officially can't get any fucking more pathetic than this.
>>be me
>>age 26
>>NEET
>>khhv
>>live with single mother
>>she has tried finding me girlfriends through her work
>>nothing
>>she suggests we go on a summer holiday for a change
>>free holiday so agree to go
>>she books a hotel room in Ibiza
>>went shopping together to buy me new fashionable clothing
>>REALLY fucking excited the week before we came here
>>watch tons of videos of guys my age kissing girls etc
>>decide this is the big change I've been waiting for
>>arrive here and go down to the beach
>>fucking mother walks off and leaves me asleep on the beach
>>get horribly burned
>>spend past two days in my hotel room suffering
>>normies screaming everywhere I turn
>>mopeds driving round all night making it impossible to sleep
>>meanwhile mother has only been here twice in past three days
>>only see her briefly
>>she acts really evasive and refuses to get me things from the shop
>>keeps disapearing saying she's exploring the island
>>just now
>>hear a knock on the door
>>in my boxer shorts covered in aftersun cream
>>waddle to the door
>>mum is there with a fucking BLACK GUY
>>probably younger than me
>>says she's forgot her keys
>>asks me to FUCKING SHAKE HIS HAND and introduce myself
>>guy belittles me and goes on his phone while mum gets something
>>she finally comes back and says she'll be back tomorrow
>>leaves me some sweets and the nigger fucking GRINS as she hands them to me as if I'm a child
>>post on /r9k/
>I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE KILL ME NOW FUCKING HELL
>THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. IT'S SURREAL. I WANT TO GET THE FUCK BACK TO ENGLAND ASAP AND MOVE OUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.

the truth is, game was rigged from the start...

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imagine being such a stupid wagie cuck you dont stay up to watch game of thrones

>>77250805
u ok?

If I get brain damage and lose my sight, does my sight go to heaven and wait for me

>>77250838
great reference lad x

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The eastern world, it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin',
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin',
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin',
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin',
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Agh, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f_ZF_LGohc

not shaving my runt hair because I don't want to get IDd at the offie

skin isn't as taut as it usually is

aging from staying up all night I guess

>>77250547
See, roasties CAN create a stream of piss. Remind me why they endlessly whine about men leaving the seat up.

>>77250856
thanks x

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>>77250838

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happy nicholas ii execution day!

>>77250852
You're not a Catholic.

don't know why swedes and yanks post here

>>77250838
beginning of fallout new vegas was kino

hey hey you you

Final couple of threads before this becomes a GOT general lads
Just a reminder you might want to migrate to britfeels for the night if your not interested in got or want to avoid spoilers

>>77250897
so called successful countries but neither of them have souls

>>77250889
fuck off goldenstein

>>77250893
what if i am

Game of Thrones, awful stuff

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>>77250885

don't know why anglos think they are above all

In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due

Watch my daddy in bed and tired
Watch his hair been turning gray
He's been working and slaving his life away
Oh yes, I know it
He's been working so hard
I've been working too babe
Every night and day
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLAAACE

GOT is abhorrently overrated

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>>77250935

>>77250889
Fuck off racist

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the book

>>77250946
we are

She drank til she shat

>>77250889
hello teenager

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>>77250897
actually forgot all about yanks since i filtered them days ago

it's nice

>>77250659
>she's gone on holiday
>last time she went away, she was messaging me all the time and ringing me every night
>this time, i didn't even get a text before she got on the plane and she's not bothered to reply to my last text or told me she's landed

Probably will barely hear off her the entire trip, and she'll get banged by some chiselled mediterranean

Feels bad mang

>>77250939
Your'e a Protestant.

haha pope benedict more like eggs benedict hahahahahahaha

>>77249675
>communist in a Misfits t-shirt
These people need to be purged.

>game of stronk wymyn
no thank you

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any radcenmen in

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shouldnt have had that 6th wank

slovakian poster why do you proxy

>>77250954
d&d are hacks
every storyline where they didn't have source material was fucking shite

i do quite like the way on old (8+ years) youtube videos of songs the uploader creates their own Windows Movie Maker slideshow to match the lyrics

some of them are quite good

>>77250973
been thinking about buying that onesie recently tbqh
found a chink exporter who'll sell it to me for $20

not extremely fond of your attitudes

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>>77250991
yeah me haha alri

>>77250982
that seems contradictory

normies genuinely ruined game of thrones

>>77250993
https://xhamster.com/videos/shuri-atomi-dominating-men-1-7979711

*does a judge*

>>77251038
What are you.

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>>77251053
?

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>>77250915
love comfy S1 episodes

>>77250994
https://youtu.be/6KFz9WRRNpk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Act_2003
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/30/investigatory_powers_act_backdoors/
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename)
http://ied.rca.ac.uk/portfolio/spook-i

>>77251015
are you female

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pssshhh, ay senpai, over ere

kick
SNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARESNARE

>>77250991
dont know whats wrong with what he said in the second article, i thought overpopulation was generally assumed to be a bad influence for africa

give me names of genuinely beautiful shemales so i can masturbate and go to sleep

>>77251097
I can be your svenpai

need milk in my diet

>>77251093
no i am a male with XY chromosomes

Leafs are cunts. [FACT]

>>77251107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfG-QpQiOc

Sorry I only drink diet milk

*becomes nothing*

>>77251050
me on the right

Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert

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>take 3 day vacation from work
>when I get back, nobody has done any of my work, so I have just as much work to do except three fewer days to do it in

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

simpsonswave is so aesthetic

the internet has reached its peak

>>77251071
animebrahamist

>>77251038
What are you.

>>77251177
malk mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdtfqbr1DA

>>77251193
Hello 2012!

Fuck wh*tes.

business idea: put the last /brit/ thread in every op

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>>77251142
bit odd i will admit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

>>77251205
>>77251210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYv33XMi54

New rick and morty teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ornXZGEFcds

worth watching just for the thicc genderbent Morty tbqh

>>77251193
yeah welcome to 5 years ago chump

i used to know of this shemale years back and she had an italian sounding name, she was really fit just dont remember anymore than that. wish i did. who are the shemales of choice nowadays?

>>77251235
Business idea: no

>rick and morty

genuinely do not understand who watches this
13 year olds or what, it bewilders me. what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcrEMDC5GPw

CAPITALISM

fesh and cheps

chebs

so bored of hearing about politics
fucking everywhere you look these days. All hyperbole about shite too

definitely going to masturbate. shemale recs please

biggle rig :DDD

fesh and chebs

runt: spring
deano: summer
me (a genias): autumn

>>77251254
that was pretty cool

>>77251353
Zeb atlas

>>77251254
*gets schwifty*

love rick and morty

>>77251364
if you like that trippy style youll like DOUBLE KING
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4

>>77251386
heh... fresh off the boat from reddit kid?

goodbye horses

i'm flying over you

Mate got a herniated disk from squatting

Puts me off doing it anymore desu, not sure good gains are worth an absolutely fucked up back

hello cummies

can watch clips of humans being brutally murdered for hours on end and not bat an eyelid, yet completely fall to pieces when I watch shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4

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shut the FUCK up jeremy

me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhgJvH91kuw

>>77251254
run the jewels mentioned

update:

got minecraft up and running
walked for about 25 minutes gathering supplies, died, quit, exit to desktop. cya in another five years then minecraft

>>77251425
oh cool dont do it with shit form and youll be fine then

>>77251450
>>77251431
>>77251386
Actual reddit 15 year old

what is the most low IQ board

sp? or tv?

>>77251435
because you're an autist with a messed up sense of compassion

>>77251468
Retard

>>77250036
absolute maddog

>>77251481
/fit/
those guys are actually retarded

>>77251387
i saw it before but didn't really like it, the r+m vid kind of reminded me of the extended fights in superjail

>>77251476
i think youll love this one ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPCrR0BjVM

>>77251481
/biz/

>>77251494
can guarantee you he had shit form

>>77251450
>Ohh twerking with a hotdog??? Try not to laugh compilation 2017 (Dank Memes)

>>77251519
>>77251519
>>77251519
did this new

>>77251481
int because of /brit/ unironically

>>77251520
Nah if you're doing heavy enough it can happen. No one has perfect form 100% of the time every rep.

Big-G God (Eru) made a bunch of little-g gods (Ainur) and they made the world through magic singing. Everything was going great, and the world was pretty cool. A bunch of the little-gs had to go down and finish the work and they lived in a country we'll call God Island (Valinor). They needed to do this so when big-G's first (Elves) and second (Men) children showed up, they'd have a place to live and shit.

One of the little-gs is basically Satan and was way more powerful than the other little-gs and wanted to do his own thing and he went and leveled mountains and drained oceans and undid all the work of the other little-gs.

Satan also made some things of his own. Like Balrogs and Sauron and Dragons. He also corrupted some elves (they're around now) into being his obedient little foot soldiers (Orcs).

One of the little-gs (Aulë) was getting pretty impatient waiting for daddy's second children (men), so he decided to create what he thought Men were. Thus, Dwarves are born. They're not the greatest thing, but they're kind of neat so the other little-gs let them stick around. "No heaven for them, though!" said little-gs, "They're blasphemous and against Big-G's will!"

Continuing: Satan's destruction peaked when he destroyed these two giant, magic trees (The Two Trees of Valinor) that were literally the Sun and Moon. With light gone from the world, Satan was able to pretty much do whatever he wanted. So the little-gs did a cool thing and put Sun and Moon v2 in the sky where Satan couldn't get to it.

Men and the First Age! They show up and live pretty well. Little-gs and elves help them out a bit. Pretty early on, they create their own Magic Country (Númenor) and things are mostly good. "What makes Elves and Men different?" Elves are literal beings of nature and cannot break big-G's rules; Men get a little more freedom and can control their own fates, meaning they get some flexibility outside of big-G's universe music, but they're not immortal.

>>77251545
haha yeah so his form slumped and it happened aka he had shit form

>>77251620
explain to her why she's an idiot