Denmark is central european, stop grouping us with Scandinavians

hello central european brother

>>77225155

Shut up, hat.

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>>77225225

>>77225155
Welcome to the club, Lego man

What's it to you?

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>>77225155
sweden and denmark brothers forever <3

>>77226148

What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYHn8H9O5Qk

>>77225155
Why wouldn't you want to be in the North Europe club? It's the best part of Europe

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Italy is Central European, stop grouping us with Spaniards and stop calling us "Mediterranean" because it's incorrect.

>>77226297
Eh?

>>77226761
We border Switzerland, Austria and Slovenia, and we were part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire we are Central European as fuck

I'd agree that Denmark is closer to Northern Germany culturally than to Sweden or Norway.

DESU

>>77225155
The correct term is "Autistic".

>>77226782
But you're literally on the Mediterranean sea

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Indeed, you don't even have mountains

>>77226818
And? Sweden is on the Baltic sea, I don't see anyone calling them Balts

>>77226792
They got the 50% tax rate thing going on like the rest of Scand though

>>77226858
That's cause they already have a name, Scandinavians, just like you have a name, Mediterranean

>>77226884
"no"
Italy is Mittleeuropa

>>77226792
Agree, we have significantly more Turks than Somalis.

>>77226899
Except it really isn't, why are you so ashamed of being Southern?

>>77226932
Because Italy has nothing in common with Spain and Greece

>>77226967
k

>>77226967
Except for culture, history and culinary tradition

>>77226234
Northern Europe is cold and boring and have contributed nothing to European history. It's literally the worst part of Europe and people who romanticize it are people who have never lived here.

>>77227044
>let me tell you about your country
Go prep your bull, Sven

>>77227079
It has the highest living standards

>>77226148
sweden is fucking trash, my only complaint with this country is that we live so close to you subhumans

>>77225155
So is this like the Estonians thinking that they're actually Nords?

>>77227079
Denmark is warm as fuck, tho.

>>77227180
no, thats not warm means

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>>77226987

>>77227122
It's more trying to claim German contributions to history and reject historical ties with us.

>>77227079
Are you an immigrant? Because Denmark isn't that cold

>>77227233
Denmark had a lot in common with pomeranians, and northern germans. They share a lot of culture with them. I usually think of Sweden and Norway as Scandinavia and Denmark as a hybrid between Scandinavia and northern Germany/lowlands.

>>77227106
Because all of the nordic countries are very large and have less than 20 million people in total

Denmark is rightfully Dutch clay.

>>77227307
Yeah, they still have the best living standards regardless

>>77227122
It's a semi-valid claim actually:

1. Estonia is significantly more developed than Lithuania and Latvia
2. Unlike their Baltic neighbors, Estonians speak a Finno-Ugric language, similar to Finnish
3. Its location is not only more Northern than Lithuania's and Latvia's but also Denmark's, which is considered a Nordic country
4. Historically Estonia was always more under Swedish/Danish influence, while Lithuania was largely under Polish rule and Latvia was a playground for the Germans, especially the Teutonic Knights

>>77227240
If he complains about anything but us not being Libertarian or being neighbours with Sweden, Germany and Poland, then he most likely is.

>>77227400
providing fucktoys for Romans doesnt count

Poland isn't Central European, stop grouping us with Germans and stop calling us "civilized" because it's incorrect.

>>77227441
Put down the booze and try again.

>>77227180
>>77227240
I know, that's why I'm saying that denmark is central european.

>>77227233
We stopped interacting with you the day you annexed east denmark. Since then we've had more connection to German and the rest of europe.

Denmark is NOT nordic nor is it scandinavian. Our traditions are closer to those of central european cultures, and even our language developed very differently from other north germanic languages.

>>77227332
That is literally my point, having few people in a giant country means that you have plenty of resources.

>>77227079
>contributed nothing to European history

>It's literally the worst part of Europe

Sorry but are you underaged

>>77227480
Denmark looks like the Netherlands, but different an better. Sweden is way to autistic for me.

>>77225155
Please take us (Scania) back, Stockholm is prudish and stuck way up in north while you, your drugs and boiled sausage are just a few train stops away. ,_,
Much butifel cuntry! Miss you..

>>77227552
Netherlands is denmarks greatest ally, you saved us from the eternal swede when he was about to invade copenhagen. We could have become a somali colony like scania, so you have our eternal gratitude.

>>77226863
tax is white genocide!

>>77227682
>Netherlands is denmarks greatest ally
This was what our king unironically said when he was officially visited Denmark. He not allowed to say such things because that's politics. I lol'd hard. He surely loooves Denmark.

>>77227987
As head of state he is allowed to say that because the Danish and Dutch armies work so closely together. Even in Afghanistan the countries shared all resources and fought together. The countries also vote together on the international stage. (UN, NATO) to get more weight as small countries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark%E2%80%93Netherlands_relations

>>77227567
>wanting to be with the losers
Oh, never mind. You guys have like 50% of the immigrants anyways. Ta-ta!

>>77227480
>That is literally my point, having few people in a giant country means that you have plenty of resources.

Yeah, look at all the Russian and Mongolian millionaires.