>Steal colonies >Say they are yours >Call it an Empire

Dutch were god tier colonizers though

>>77219190
>No settler colonialism done right

That is still reserved for the Brits.

Probabily we'd be better if the dutch took over this shithole from Poortugal. Just look at Pernambuco when it was under dutch control. It was the best state of Brazil for about 200 years.

>>77219252

You would still be an extraction colony.

Plus you guys were all right under Pedro II (one of the most based guys from our royal houses) and decided to monkey it up, not our fault. Plus you're in Latin American, so the US did what it want.

>>77219190
>Suriname
>shitty caribbean islands
>South Africa
>Indonesia

>god tier
lulwut

Ah yes. The Dutch. We had our last battle as late as 2006.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZtPOtFi58g

>>77219468
>caring about poverty ball

>>77219509
We put our best immigrants vs their best immigrants.

1600's all over again. Except they're here instead of overseas.

>>77219361
Those are literally the most stable countries of their respective regions though

>>77219597
That's not saying much.