Hey, Why ain't y'all learning nigga English? What's

>>77188371
*unsheathes katana*

Heh, you're going to regret saying that, private Tyrone Johnson III...

we really need to ban the US military from the internet

>>77188371
bump

>>77188371
t: Jamal Seamus O' Martinez Al Wazowski

>>77188371
Ya saying "smacks lips" i aint fucking nigga yo hol up ma bamboozle i sizzle da wizzle if ma homes gun hees dis shit man ya so fuckin capped haha shieeeeet

i aint white but would love to. gotta read more of their shit on kanye forum or somewhere like that

y'all be talkin mad shit, ya better watch out cozz when i come wit my boys we gunna ravage that mofockin' boipussi y'kno what im sayin?

>>77188371
sorry i will be sure to do that also do you need to be prepped tyrone??? i think it is time for you to ravage my wife

>>77188371
>Decide to improve my english
>Find some English conversation event at US embassy while lurking FB
>Why not?

>Reach embassy
>They make me walk through a metal detecting machine
>Beeps
>they take me to some room and take off my shoes and strip me
>"You can't take your phone or any electronic devices with you"
>why?
>It could be used for explosives
>They also take my USB flash drive that was in my keychain
>Get dressed and walk out
>"wait you have to pay a fee of 20 pounds for every electronic device we'll hold for you"
>OHFUCKME.jpg pays
>As I walk out the guy calls and points at my water bottle "That better not have any explosives haha" he and his bitch friends are laughing
>THATS THE LAST STRAW.jpg
> Was about to punch him
> realize he has a gun and all his bitch ass friends are carrying huge rifles
> "haha n-no don't worry" and walk out quickly

>Finally wait for my conversational partner in some waiting room alone for like 30 minutes
>They call out my name, so I go in
>Some lady behind bullet proof glass is sitting there, as if I'm going to blow up the place
>Glass doesnt even have holes. we speak through some telephone so the voice goes through glass
>She asks some random questions
>Asks what I would do if I went to America and someone called me a terrorist

>Start to sperg out
>Talk about the lavon affair and USS liberty and that jews are behind everything
>Say americans bombed tons of innocent ppl

>She says I have to leave and calls in to buff guys in suits that escort me out of the embassy

I went home and even forgot to take my phone

REE fuck english I'm learning french

>>77192098
thats the stupidest made up story ive heard in a while
its bad and you should feel bad

ebonics changes every fucking decade, can't keep up

>>77195062
Truly, blacks are pushing the evolution of the English language.
Expected of kings and queens.